WTF Stories of the Week - Page 311

JWBear · 02-23-2011, 12:34 PM

Go out and get som Keebler Grasshoppers, woman! They taste exactly the same.

CoasterMatt · 02-23-2011, 12:59 PM

Kevy Baby · 02-27-2011, 11:47 AM

Would fit more appropriately in an "Irony" thread...

Drunk driver rams SUV into S. LA sober house

Quote:

SOUTH LOS ANGELES (KABC) -- A drunk driver is being blamed for crashing an SUV into a sober living facility in South Los Angeles.

The crash happened Saturday night at 80th and Figueroa streets. Firefighters arrived to find the SUV had plowed into the building and ended up in a room.

The residents were sleeping at the time of the crash.

Five people suffered minor injuries as did the driver.

Police didn't release the driver's name but said the person will be charged with felony DUI.

Since there wasn't much to the story, I quoted the whole thing, but the source is here.

Disneyphile · 03-03-2011, 12:45 AM

Tastes Just Like...... Horse Semen!

SzczerbiakManiac · 03-03-2011, 06:43 PM

Russian press conference invaded by flying dildo
It's exactly what it sounds like.

Kevy Baby · 03-03-2011, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac

Russian press conference invaded by flying dildo
It's exactly what it sounds like.

I got a great laugh out of it!

JWBear · 03-03-2011, 07:46 PM

A Helicockter... hehe...hehe...hehe...

Kevy Baby · 03-03-2011, 10:23 PM

VJWBM

Not Afraid · 03-03-2011, 10:49 PM

The Heli-cockter was so randomly funny. I think all public meeting need to be interrupted in this manner.

I didn't find the other video YouTube suggested to be quite as "fun".

Monkey peeing in his own mouth.

Morrigoon · 03-04-2011, 12:39 PM

Yeah, that clip was surprisingly funny, even more so than one would expect from the name.

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SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	Russian press conference invaded by flying dildo It's exactly what it sounds like. __________________
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JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	A Helicockter... hehe...hehe...hehe... __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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03-03-2011, 10:23 PM	#3108
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03-03-2011, 10:49 PM	#3109
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	The Heli-cockter was so randomly funny. I think all public meeting need to be interrupted in this manner. I didn't find the other video YouTube suggested to be quite as "fun". Monkey peeing in his own mouth.
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