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[Alex]

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

Now if he stitched the 4th amendment in braille along in inner thighs of his trousers...

This fellow was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he had his bride's name tattooed on his penis. Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out A-S-T-R-I-D. Now they're on their honeymoon at a resort in Montego Bay. One night, in the men's room, this fellow finds himself standing next to this guy at the urinal. To his amazement, he notices that this man, too, has the letters A-D tattooed on his penis. "Excuse me," he says, "but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Do you have a girlfriend named Astrid?" "Nope, I work for the NRA. Mine reads, 'A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.'"

Or something like that.