WTF Stories of the Week - Page 377

alphabassettgrrl · 04-14-2013, 01:40 PM

Yeah, because what we need is more gigantic families. It's not like we're crowded or anything.

Every culture that has enabled women to control when they have kids... they have chosen to. It's not that they stop having kids, but they space them out a bit. Recover between pregnancies.

Nobody asked me when I married my husband if we intended to have kids. Nobody asks post-menopausal women to not get married (since they can't have kids). Does he want to require fertility tests now in order to get a marriage license? There have been cultures like that- where a woman who has a baby is a very desirable match (hunter-gatherer cultures, living in areas that they have not yet hit population carrying-capacity).

Idiot. Marriage is about more than babies.

Ghoulish Delight · 04-14-2013, 01:52 PM

Gotta love the cognitive dissonance. "Teh gays will kill marriage, 'cause they aren't about having children." Yet, 3 sentences later, "This has been the trend since before gay marriage was even an issue." Yeah, but totally teh gays fault.

alphabassettgrrl · 04-14-2013, 06:37 PM

Yeah, you can't apply logic to teh crazy.

Morrigoon · 04-15-2013, 02:19 AM

Yeah what I took away from it is he basically admitted that we already define marriage in this culture in terms of the relationship rather than the children, and he totally doesn't realize that that's what he's saying.

SzczerbiakManiac · 04-17-2013, 03:02 PM

Man goes to dentist to get three teeth pulled, dentist pulls ALL of his teeth without permission

NY Daily News
HuffPo

alphabassettgrrl · 04-17-2013, 05:49 PM

OOps.

RStar · 04-17-2013, 08:39 PM

Holy Crap!! How can a dentist like that still be in buisness??

Moonliner · 04-18-2013, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by RStar

Holy Crap!! How can a dentist like that still be in buisness??

Are you kidding? First he get's to charge for 29 extra pulls, more gas, and then a full set of dentures to boot, ka-ching!

sleepyjeff · 04-18-2013, 11:14 AM

Ghoulish Delight · 04-19-2013, 10:55 PM

For a half a millisecond I had the thought, "Good. At least on Monday when Glenn Beck has nothing to back his stupidity up with, it'll wake people up."

Then my brain started working correctly again.

04-14-2013, 01:40 PM	#3761
alphabassettgrrl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,978	Yeah, because what we need is more gigantic families. It's not like we're crowded or anything. Every culture that has enabled women to control when they have kids... they have chosen to. It's not that they stop having kids, but they space them out a bit. Recover between pregnancies. Nobody asked me when I married my husband if we intended to have kids. Nobody asks post-menopausal women to not get married (since they can't have kids). Does he want to require fertility tests now in order to get a marriage license? There have been cultures like that- where a woman who has a baby is a very desirable match (hunter-gatherer cultures, living in areas that they have not yet hit population carrying-capacity). Idiot. Marriage is about more than babies. __________________ Why cycling? Anything [sport] that had to do with a ball, I wasn't very good at. -Lance Armstrong
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04-14-2013, 01:52 PM	#3762
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Gotta love the cognitive dissonance. "Teh gays will kill marriage, 'cause they aren't about having children." Yet, 3 sentences later, "This has been the trend since before gay marriage was even an issue." Yeah, but totally teh gays fault. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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04-14-2013, 06:37 PM	#3763
alphabassettgrrl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,978	Yeah, you can't apply logic to teh crazy. __________________ Why cycling? Anything [sport] that had to do with a ball, I wasn't very good at. -Lance Armstrong
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04-15-2013, 02:19 AM	#3764
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Yeah what I took away from it is he basically admitted that we already define marriage in this culture in terms of the relationship rather than the children, and he totally doesn't realize that that's what he's saying. __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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04-17-2013, 03:02 PM	#3765
SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	Man goes to dentist to get three teeth pulled, dentist pulls ALL of his teeth without permission NY Daily News HuffPo __________________
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04-17-2013, 05:49 PM	#3766
alphabassettgrrl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,978	OOps. __________________ Why cycling? Anything [sport] that had to do with a ball, I wasn't very good at. -Lance Armstrong
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04-17-2013, 08:39 PM	#3767
RStar Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Me & Manyard hangin out! Posts: 5,433	Holy Crap!! How can a dentist like that still be in buisness?? __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup! www.StarTownGifts.com
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04-18-2013, 11:14 AM	#3769
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04-19-2013, 10:55 PM	#3770
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	For a half a millisecond I had the thought, "Good. At least on Monday when Glenn Beck has nothing to back his stupidity up with, it'll wake people up." Then my brain started working correctly again. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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