WTF Stories of the Week

katiesue · 02-09-2014, 09:47 PM

Oh Moonie

RStar · 02-10-2014, 07:51 AM

I was in Stater Bros. the other day. I lady in an EVC had stopped at a refrigerated cabnit with a glass door. I was at the end of the isle. I heard a strange noise like someone knocked over a bunch of canned items. This was followed by the sound of glass crashing to the ground. So I turned around to see that she had opened the door, with in in her direct path and proceded to drive through it. The employees nearby rushed over and asked if she was ok, but she just sat there stunned.

Afterwards, I said "Crap, I should have taken a picture with my phone and put it on Facebook!"

Moonliner · 02-10-2014, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by RStar

Afterwards, I said "Crap, I should have taken a picture with my phone and put it on Facebook!"

Obviously the correct response to almost any situation these days.

RStar · 02-11-2014, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Moonliner

Obviously the correct response to almost any situation these days.

I know, right? But I'm not use to doing that so I think of it only afterwards....

Moonliner · 02-21-2014, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by USA Today

Plan to split California into 6 states advances

California has reached the breaking point, says Tim Draper. The Silicon Valley venture capitalist is pushing a proposal to crack the nation's most populous state into smaller pieces — six of them.

Dear USA Today, you keep using that word "advances" I do not think it means what you think it does.

Moonliner · 05-15-2014, 11:46 AM

Dear Parents:

If you are doing this:

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Originally Posted by News

Some of the dads who were chaperoning the prom had complained that her dancing "was too provocative" and that she was going to "cause the young men at the prom to think impure thoughts."

You are doing it wrong.

Causing temptation is not the problem, Being tempted is. If you've not taught your sons and daughters how to deal with temptation responsibly long before they leave home then you have failed as a parent.

Moonliner · 05-16-2014, 11:19 AM

Man finds bullet proof vest. Puts vest on. Asks woman to shoot him. She does. She misses, he dies.

Doh.

There is just so much wrong with this story, it had to go here.

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02-10-2014, 07:51 AM	#2
RStar Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Me & Manyard hangin out! Posts: 5,433	I was in Stater Bros. the other day. I lady in an EVC had stopped at a refrigerated cabnit with a glass door. I was at the end of the isle. I heard a strange noise like someone knocked over a bunch of canned items. This was followed by the sound of glass crashing to the ground. So I turned around to see that she had opened the door, with in in her direct path and proceded to drive through it. The employees nearby rushed over and asked if she was ok, but she just sat there stunned. Afterwards, I said "Crap, I should have taken a picture with my phone and put it on Facebook!" __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup! www.StarTownGifts.com
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05-16-2014, 11:19 AM	#7
Moonliner 8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust. Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 9,022	Man finds bullet proof vest. Puts vest on. Asks woman to shoot him. She does. She misses, he dies. Doh. There is just so much wrong with this story, it had to go here. __________________ - Taking it one step at a time.
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