WTF Stories of the Week

Moonliner · 05-15-2014, 11:46 AM

Dear Parents:

If you are doing this:

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Originally Posted by News

Some of the dads who were chaperoning the prom had complained that her dancing "was too provocative" and that she was going to "cause the young men at the prom to think impure thoughts."

You are doing it wrong.

Causing temptation is not the problem, Being tempted is. If you've not taught your sons and daughters how to deal with temptation responsibly long before they leave home then you have failed as a parent.

Moonliner · 05-16-2014, 11:19 AM

Man finds bullet proof vest. Puts vest on. Asks woman to shoot him. She does. She misses, he dies.

Doh.

There is just so much wrong with this story, it had to go here.

05-16-2014, 11:19 AM	#2
Moonliner 8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust. Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 9,022	Man finds bullet proof vest. Puts vest on. Asks woman to shoot him. She does. She misses, he dies. Doh. There is just so much wrong with this story, it had to go here. __________________ - Taking it one step at a time.
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