The Poetry of Spam

Not Afraid · 07-31-2005, 12:55 PM

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Cadaverous Pallor · 07-31-2005, 01:41 PM

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Prudence · 09-30-2005, 08:01 AM

How about the dramatic monologue of spam?

Not Afraid · 09-30-2005, 10:50 AM

That was FVCKING BRILLIANT!

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So Mr. Kenge gave me his arm and we went round the corner, under a colonnade, and in at a side door. And so we came, along a passage, into a comfortable sort of room where a young lady and a young gentleman were standing near a great, loud-roaring fire. A screen was interposed between them and it, and they were leaning on the screen, talking.

They both looked up when I came in, and I saw in the young lady, with the fire shining upon her, such a beautiful girl. With such rich golden hair, such soft blue eyes, and such a bright, innocent, trusting face.

Cadaverous Pallor · 10-03-2005, 10:53 AM

Awesome stuff.

"with the fire shining upon her..." Ah, I wish I could get away with writing such stuff.

Maybe I should get into the spam business?

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Gn2Dlnd · 10-05-2005, 09:06 PM

Clearly I don't know how this "poetry" thing works, but I do have a favorite spam today.
Jim, Drop a Dress Size (or two) By ThanksGiving

Nice.

€uroMeinke · 10-05-2005, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gn2Dlnd

Clearly I don't know how this "poetry" thing works, but I do have a favorite spam today.
Jim, Drop a Dress Size (or two) By ThanksGiving

Nice.

My SPAM seems more interested in having me drop my trousers

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Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	OOOH! I got more beauty! Improve haggles plus more 'plus'. Ours does mitigate your aches. Verify confidently via our checking system. Over your limit? Never to be turned out on this webpage. Zilch GP appointments, Obtain free checking. Never remain fulfilled until I hit this URL. Jen A --NY. {URL REMOVED} Even the long drawing-room of Chesney Wold cannot revive Mr. Guppy's spirits. He is so low that he droops on the threshold and has hardly strength of mind to enter. But a portrait over the chimney-piece, painted by the fashionable artist of the day, acts upon him like a charm. He recovers in a moment. He stares at it with uncommon interest; he seems to be fixed and fascinated by it. elgnam exsistance failur sz02 floprate ctabhandle So Mr. Kenge gave me his arm and we went round the corner, under a colonnade, and in at a side door. And so we came, along a passage, into a comfortable sort of room where a young lady and a young gentleman were standing near a great, loud-roaring fire. A screen was interposed between them and it, and they were leaning on the screen, talking. They both looked up when I came in, and I saw in the young lady, with the fire shining upon her, such a beautiful girl. With such rich golden hair, such soft blue eyes, and such a bright, innocent, trusting face.
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10-03-2005, 10:53 AM	#7
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	Awesome stuff. "with the fire shining upon her..." Ah, I wish I could get away with writing such stuff. Maybe I should get into the spam business? __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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Gn2Dlnd Parmmadore Jim Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Casita del Queso Posts: 3,810	Clearly I don't know how this "poetry" thing works, but I do have a favorite spam today. Jim, Drop a Dress Size (or two) By ThanksGiving Nice. __________________ Does anyone still wear a hat?
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