Deep Thoughts - Page 4

MickeyLumbo · 09-12-2005, 10:27 PM

Sex between 2 men can be wonderful—
provided you get between the right 2 men

Cadaverous Pallor · 09-13-2005, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by MickeyLumbo

Sex between 2 men can be wonderful—
provided you get between the right 2 men

Bwahaha! I'm with you on that one

AllyOops! · 09-14-2005, 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Betty

Oh - and what shall we do with a drunken sailor?

Shave his belly with a rusty razor!

Please don't ask why I know that sea shanty by heart.

DisneyDaniel · 09-14-2005, 11:04 AM

Many Uses for Corn

Corn was an important part of the diet of many Indian groups. They also used all parts of the corn plant. The husks could be braided and woven to make masks, moccasins, sleeping mats, baskets or cornhusk dolls. Corncobs could be used for fuel, for game darts or for ceremonial use.

There are many uses for corn today as well. Just as Indians depended on corn as a major part of their diet it would be difficult for any American today to live without corn. Fabrics used to make your clothing are strengthened by cornstarch. The chickens that laid the eggs you had for breakfast were fed corn. Many of the soft drinks you enjoy are sweetened with corn syrup.

The textbooks you study from and the books you check out of the library are bound with cornstarch. The ink used to print them contains corn oil. Ethanol is made from corn. The car that carries you to and from school may be powered by fuel containing ethanol. Corn is also used in such products as glue, shoe polish, aspirin, ink, marshmallows, ice cream and cosmetics. New ways of using corn are being developed every day. Our only limitation is our own imagination.

This was written by Karl Backus, a very talented and funny actor I know.

Cadaverous Pallor · 09-14-2005, 03:20 PM

MASECA!

DisneyDaniel · 09-14-2005, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

MASECA!

Hahahaha!!! LOL! Thanks for the good laugh! That response deserves a helping to at least a dozen tortillas at the Mission Tortilla Factory in Disney's California Adventure.

Morrigoon · 09-14-2005, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

But how, asks Zeno? For every distance X Achilles covers, the tortise moves ahead by X/10 meters.

Consider this similar conundrum:

Consider a lamp, with a switch. Hit the switch once, it turns it on. Hit it again, it turns it off. Let us imagine there is a being with supernatural powers who likes to play with this lamp as follows. First, he turns it on. At the end of one minute, he turns it off. At the end of half a minute, he turns it on again. At the end of a quarter of a minute, he turns it off. In one eighth of a minute, he turns it on again. And so on, hitting the switch each time after waiting exactly one-half the time he waited before hitting it the last time. A simple series evaluation shows that if you add up all of the intervals on into infinity, this will actually continue for precisely two seconds.

So, at the end of 2 seconds, is the lamp on or off?

Yes.

Morrigoon · 09-14-2005, 04:12 PM

Aww crap, I just realized Name beat me to it

MickeyLumbo · 09-16-2005, 05:32 PM

Good Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

MickeyLumbo · 09-18-2005, 06:53 PM

When you are in deep trouble,
say nothing and try to look inconspicuous.

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09-14-2005, 11:04 AM	#34
DisneyDaniel California Adventurer Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: SoCal Posts: 537	Many Uses for Corn Corn was an important part of the diet of many Indian groups. They also used all parts of the corn plant. The husks could be braided and woven to make masks, moccasins, sleeping mats, baskets or cornhusk dolls. Corncobs could be used for fuel, for game darts or for ceremonial use. There are many uses for corn today as well. Just as Indians depended on corn as a major part of their diet it would be difficult for any American today to live without corn. Fabrics used to make your clothing are strengthened by cornstarch. The chickens that laid the eggs you had for breakfast were fed corn. Many of the soft drinks you enjoy are sweetened with corn syrup. The textbooks you study from and the books you check out of the library are bound with cornstarch. The ink used to print them contains corn oil. Ethanol is made from corn. The car that carries you to and from school may be powered by fuel containing ethanol. Corn is also used in such products as glue, shoe polish, aspirin, ink, marshmallows, ice cream and cosmetics. New ways of using corn are being developed every day. Our only limitation is our own imagination. This was written by Karl Backus, a very talented and funny actor I know. __________________ Yes, I do LOVE Disney California Adventure. Disneyland is not so bad either ;-)
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