Fear worse than the ToT

[Gn2Dlnd]

Wally Boag used to do a teeth-spitting bit in the Golden Horseshoe Revue, he did the same bit when he guested on the Muppet Show.
"Pink Elephants on Parade" and "Heffalumps and Woozles" are good "under the influence" tunes.
In "Little Shop of Horrors" there's a very funny song called "Dentist," by Howard Ashman and Alan Menken. I'll bet you've heard of them.

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Originally Posted by Gn2Dlnd

Wally Boag used to do a teeth-spitting bit in the Golden Horseshoe Revue, he did the same bit when he guested on the Muppet Show.
"Pink Elephants on Parade" and "Heffalumps and Woozles" are good "under the influence" tunes.
In "Little Shop of Horrors" there's a very funny song called "Dentist," by Howard Ashman and Alan Menken. I'll bet you've heard of them.

Now on the other hand, Gn2lnd's posts have the potential of matching his photo, though he would need to start or end each post with some reference to his corn cob pipe.

Example:

Originally Posted by Gn2Dlnd

I enjoyed out last Swank meet. Toot, toot!

Or,

Originally Posted by Gn2Dlnd

(Grinding pipe stem tightly mouth) I disagree with your
words, most intensely, S'ur! TOOT!

And finally,

Originally Posted by Gn2Dlnd

Your words in regard to that current news event sadden me to the bone. toot, t- ... (Pipes drops from mouth)

Those are just some suggestions ... I happen to believe your sailor man photo is one of the most clever I have ever seen. Bully.