And the winner of the Stupidest Celebrity Baby Names competion is...

[Not Afraid]

Originally Posted by lizziebith

When I named my kid Thomas, so many people were surprised, apparently thinking I'd go for Barnabas or Raven or something. I just figured the fun names are for pets (I have my favorite: Mortimer, who's just waiting for a dog or cat to be attached to) and that kids have a rough enough time out there without having to defend their very names every day. If I'd had a daughter she'd have been Emma.

Yeah, you WERE the woman that got married in black velvet in a cemetery chapel and had a cat named Taboo.