And the winner of the Stupidest Celebrity Baby Names competion is...

Cadaverous Pallor · 10-10-2005, 07:39 PM

Jason Lee just dropped 50 notches in my book.

I guess I'm just conservative in my name choices. I was named the most common name for my generation and it's scarred me regarding names in general.

My own rules for naming kids:

Easy to spell
Easy to pronounce
No rhyming
No trendy bullsh!t

Then again, do you know how often people misspell our super simple last name? Especially if we have to spell it over the phone.

me: "S-L-O..."
them: "S-O-L-O..."
me: "no. S-L-O-A..."
them: "S-L-A-O..."
me: "NO, YOU FVCKING MORON."

Recently we ordered something and the order came back with a last name of Solqan. Double-you tee eff???

So maybe it doesn't matter what your name is, because people are stupid and will always misspell it anyway.

10-10-2005, 07:39 PM	#28
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	Jason Lee just dropped 50 notches in my book. I guess I'm just conservative in my name choices. I was named the most common name for my generation and it's scarred me regarding names in general. My own rules for naming kids: Easy to spell Easy to pronounce No rhyming No trendy bullsh!t Then again, do you know how often people misspell our super simple last name? Especially if we have to spell it over the phone. me: "S-L-O..." them: "S-O-L-O..." me: "no. S-L-O-A..." them: "S-L-A-O..." me: "NO, YOU FVCKING MORON." Recently we ordered something and the order came back with a last name of Solqan. Double-you tee eff??? So maybe it doesn't matter what your name is, because people are stupid and will always misspell it anyway. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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