Favorite C o c k Name

Prudence · 10-11-2005, 09:48 PM

Some of my favorites can be heard in this tune I have probably posted a dozen times already: Firing the surgeon general -- Listen to the mp3!

wendybeth · 10-11-2005, 09:57 PM

'John Thomas'

"Mr Blackitt: I could, if I wanted, have sexual intercourse with
you...

Mrs Blackitt: Oh, yes... Harry...

Mr Blackitt: And by wearing a rubber sheath over my old feller I
could ensure that when I came off... you would not be
impregnated.

Mrs Blackitt: Ooh!

Mr Blackitt: That's what being a Protestant's all about. That's
why it's the church for me. That's why it's the church for
anyone who respects the individual and the individual's right
to decide for him or herself. When Martin Luther nailed his
protest up to the church door in 1517, he may not have
realised the full significance of what he was doing. But four
hundred years later, thanks to him, my dear, I can wear
whatever I want on my John Thomas. And Protestantism doesn't
stop at the simple condom. Oh no! I can wear French Ticklers
if I want.

Mrs Blackitt: You what?"

10-11-2005, 09:48 PM	#1
Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	Some of my favorites can be heard in this tune I have probably posted a dozen times already: Firing the surgeon general -- Listen to the mp3! __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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10-11-2005, 09:57 PM	#2
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	'John Thomas' "Mr Blackitt: I could, if I wanted, have sexual intercourse with you... Mrs Blackitt: Oh, yes... Harry... Mr Blackitt: And by wearing a rubber sheath over my old feller I could ensure that when I came off... you would not be impregnated. Mrs Blackitt: Ooh! Mr Blackitt: That's what being a Protestant's all about. That's why it's the church for me. That's why it's the church for anyone who respects the individual and the individual's right to decide for him or herself. When Martin Luther nailed his protest up to the church door in 1517, he may not have realised the full significance of what he was doing. But four hundred years later, thanks to him, my dear, I can wear whatever I want on my John Thomas. And Protestantism doesn't stop at the simple condom. Oh no! I can wear French Ticklers if I want. Mrs Blackitt: You what?" __________________
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