poetry of Capt Jack

Capt Jack · 10-27-2005, 11:07 PM

dogfood

the dog is looking up at me
to see what it is that he can see
"maybe he'll drop a little bite
hes such a clutz, you know he might"

"maybe if I tilt my head
he'll toss me down a crust of bread
I know hes having steak up there
I can smell it floating on the air"

get your nose away from me
I'm eating dinner....cant you see?
dont look at me with those puppy eyes
I'm hip to that, I'm far too wise

and get your paws down off my lap
Im too darn smart for all that crap!
besides you already had your chow
you had your turn, its my turn now.

"he'll weaken soon. hes getting full
he aint so tough, what a load of bull
so if I sit here being cool
he'll pony up...oh! did I drool?"

"he's sitting back, its almost time!
oh feast of humans, you'll soon be mine!
hes looking over, time to lay it on thick
a wagging tail might just do the trick"

fine, ya' beggin' mangy mutt
quit being such a pain in the butt
I saved this morsel just for you
youre a pretty good dog, I love you too.

wendybeth · 10-27-2005, 11:34 PM

Okay, my mooch of a dog Mellie is sitting right next to me, gazing imploringly at me with those sad brown eyes......

And I am totally not falling for it!

(sigh) Brb.

(Sound of pantry door opening).

I am such a pushover.

Great Doggy poem!

10-27-2005, 11:07 PM	#1
Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	dogfood the dog is looking up at me to see what it is that he can see "maybe he'll drop a little bite hes such a clutz, you know he might" "maybe if I tilt my head he'll toss me down a crust of bread I know hes having steak up there I can smell it floating on the air" get your nose away from me I'm eating dinner....cant you see? dont look at me with those puppy eyes I'm hip to that, I'm far too wise and get your paws down off my lap Im too darn smart for all that crap! besides you already had your chow you had your turn, its my turn now. "he'll weaken soon. hes getting full he aint so tough, what a load of bull so if I sit here being cool he'll pony up...oh! did I drool?" "he's sitting back, its almost time! oh feast of humans, you'll soon be mine! hes looking over, time to lay it on thick a wagging tail might just do the trick" fine, ya' beggin' mangy mutt quit being such a pain in the butt I saved this morsel just for you youre a pretty good dog, I love you too. __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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10-27-2005, 11:34 PM	#2
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	Okay, my mooch of a dog Mellie is sitting right next to me, gazing imploringly at me with those sad brown eyes...... And I am totally not falling for it! (sigh) Brb. (Sound of pantry door opening). I am such a pushover. Great Doggy poem! __________________
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