Societal norms, the Moral Majority and a rant that feels so good

LSPoorEeyorick · 11-01-2005, 07:18 PM

1) My weight. Somebody overweight surely must be lazy, and eat terribly, and sit on the couch all day.

2) My spirituality. Oh, she was raised Catholic, it must mean she thinks all of the rest of us are going to hell. Or from the other direction... oh, she's not a practicing Catholic. She must be going to hell with the rest of them.

3) My job. Oh, she's low down the totem pole in insurance. She must rob from babies. Or, she must not know enough to be listened to. And she definitely must not have two bachelor's degrees.

4) My creative outlets. Oh, she's into theater, she must be flighty and airheaded. Oh, she's into film, she must want to be a star.

5) My weight. I said it already. It bears repeating.

SacTown Chronic · 11-01-2005, 07:51 PM

1) Apparently some people are bothered that my wife is some sort of bisexual slut. But are they judging me or my wife; her bisexuality or the fact that she's married and actively bisexual?

And how many of you have read this thread and are now judging us by what you've learned?

2) I like to smoke weed.

3) Our family goes to Disneyland every year. I wish I had a dollar for every time someone has told me how weird they think that is or how lame Disneyland is for grown-ups.

4) I like to watch golf on tv.

5) Most of my extended family considers my political leanings to be "fvcked up".

wendybeth · 11-01-2005, 08:03 PM

I hereby judge you to be a very cool guy, Sac. Of course, I always did.

SacTown Chronic · 11-01-2005, 08:18 PM

6) I love to watch women's golf.

My brothers are very concerned about this hobby of mine and they aren't shy about letting me know it.

Still think I'm cool, wb?

wendybeth · 11-01-2005, 08:38 PM

Even cooler. I had thought you were referring to men's golf prior.

Name · 11-01-2005, 08:43 PM

Who doesn't like watching women's golf..... those tight shirts, short skirts, long legs, fine strokes...... oh, who am I kidding, I'm not watching it for the sake of the golf, just the girls...

tracilicious · 11-01-2005, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

1) Apparently some people are bothered that my wife is some sort of bisexual slut. But are they judging me or my wife; her bisexuality or the fact that she's married and actively bisexual?

And how many of you have read this thread and are now judging us by what you've learned?

Sac, come on. I'm sure we're all more surprised by the women's golf thing then the fact that you're married to an active bisexual.

Do whatever you want in the bedroom, I hereby judge golf to be boring!

11-01-2005, 07:18 PM	#1
LSPoorEeyorick scribblin' Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in the moment Posts: 3,872	1) My weight. Somebody overweight surely must be lazy, and eat terribly, and sit on the couch all day. 2) My spirituality. Oh, she was raised Catholic, it must mean she thinks all of the rest of us are going to hell. Or from the other direction... oh, she's not a practicing Catholic. She must be going to hell with the rest of them. 3) My job. Oh, she's low down the totem pole in insurance. She must rob from babies. Or, she must not know enough to be listened to. And she definitely must not have two bachelor's degrees. 4) My creative outlets. Oh, she's into theater, she must be flighty and airheaded. Oh, she's into film, she must want to be a star. 5) My weight. I said it already. It bears repeating.
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SacTown Chronic the myth of the dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,217	1) Apparently some people are bothered that my wife is some sort of bisexual slut. But are they judging me or my wife; her bisexuality or the fact that she's married and actively bisexual? And how many of you have read this thread and are now judging us by what you've learned? 2) I like to smoke weed. 3) Our family goes to Disneyland every year. I wish I had a dollar for every time someone has told me how weird they think that is or how lame Disneyland is for grown-ups. 4) I like to watch golf on tv. 5) Most of my extended family considers my political leanings to be "fvcked up".
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wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	I hereby judge you to be a very cool guy, Sac. Of course, I always did. __________________
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SacTown Chronic the myth of the dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,217	6) I love to watch women's golf. My brothers are very concerned about this hobby of mine and they aren't shy about letting me know it. Still think I'm cool, wb?
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wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	Even cooler. I had thought you were referring to men's golf prior. __________________
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