Disney Enters Black Pearl in Sailing Race

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Originally Posted by Moonliner

The "black perl" will be your typical hi-tech carbon fiber racing boat.

Would it be cooler if they lost the race?

[Prudence]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

Would it be cooler if they lost the race?

But to be really cool, they should have to win against all odds! Bailing water the whole way, down to their last drop of fresh water, hopefully losing a limb or two along the way, all to end in a thrilling slow-motion race to the finish line, where they just beat the highly-financed snotty-accented team, after which the assembled crowds cheer and the starving, limbless boaters hug and weep for joy while the snotty team scowls and kicks up dust. Thus we would all learn a timeless lesson on the value of friendship, teamwork, and a little heart.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Hmm, with Disney backing them, maybe they're the highly-financed snotty-accented team...

[Prudence]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

Hmm, with Disney backing them, maybe they're the highly-financed snotty-accented team...

Ssssh! Don't want to upset the family video market!

[Matterhorn Fan]

Originally Posted by Prudence

But to be really cool, they should have to win against all odds! Bailing water the whole way, down to their last drop of fresh water, hopefully losing a limb or two along the way, all to end in a thrilling slow-motion race to the finish line, where they just beat the highly-financed snotty-accented team, after which the assembled crowds cheer and the starving, limbless boaters hug and weep for joy while the snotty team scowls and kicks up dust. Thus we would all learn a timeless lesson on the value of friendship, teamwork, and a little heart.

Then they make a movie about that, promote it with a boat, make another movie about that boat, etc. . . . it's a neverending synergistic beast.

[€uroMeinke]

Originally Posted by Prudence

But to be really cool, they should have to win against all odds! Bailing water the whole way, down to their last drop of fresh water, hopefully losing a limb or two along the way, all to end in a thrilling slow-motion race to the finish line, where they just beat the highly-financed snotty-accented team, after which the assembled crowds cheer and the starving, limbless boaters hug and weep for joy while the snotty team scowls and kicks up dust. Thus we would all learn a timeless lesson on the value of friendship, teamwork, and a little heart.

Nah, it'd be better if they won by wanton skullduggery - scuttling the competitors boats, stealing their women and other provisions, while chasing the judges with a fusillade of cannon fire - that's the way a pirate ship should win.

[blueerica]

Oh!?! Is this the thread where we discuss what it means to be cool??