What lessons have you learned today? - Page 2

Mousey Girl · 11-12-2005, 07:44 AM

Tired Boy not getting his way produces HUGE hissy fit.

ps: even after huge hissy, he still did not get his way.

lizziebith · 11-12-2005, 09:36 AM

Babysitting one's extremely drunk younger friends makes one feel old -- in a good way.

Kevy Baby · 11-12-2005, 11:42 AM

Homemade napalm, when enough is mixed to fill a 2" wide x 2" deep crack running the entire width of you street, will burn for approximately 30 minutes - not the two or three minutes you thought.

Lesson actually learned 25+ years ago, but it still holds true I would imagine

mistyisjafo · 11-12-2005, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

Homemade napalm

Today's lesson - Don't piss Kevy Baby off.

Gn2Dlnd · 11-12-2005, 01:24 PM

Beware The Foam!!!

MickeyLumbo · 11-12-2005, 01:56 PM

magic capacity number
its good to know folks at disney dine
mojo can be an illusion

Kevy Baby · 11-12-2005, 06:04 PM

Never get involved in a land war in Asia

and

Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line.

Yeah, I know I just used these a couple of weeks ago, but it works here too!

Capt Jack · 11-12-2005, 06:26 PM

I learned that the more you want a day off, the less likely it is to happen.

Cadaverous Pallor · 11-12-2005, 06:32 PM

I learned that sometimes it is your destiny to sit in a dreary government building for 8 hours on a beautiful Saturday and discover how many people can't fill out a form without being babysat.

Not Afraid · 11-12-2005, 06:38 PM

1. If I want to kill my husband we'll have to move to the North Pole

2. If I kill my husband I will have to deal with all of the benefits crap that comes up every year.

3. I value the life of my husband.

11-12-2005, 07:44 AM	#11
Mousey Girl Just Me Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In The Flagon With The Dragon Posts: 2,437	Tired Boy not getting his way produces HUGE hissy fit. ps: even after huge hissy, he still did not get his way.
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11-12-2005, 09:36 AM	#12
lizziebith Wishing these titles could be longe Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Pearblossom CA Posts: 984	Babysitting one's extremely drunk younger friends makes one feel old -- in a good way. __________________ $ DO \|\| !$ DO ; TRY TRY: COMMAND NOT FOUND
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11-12-2005, 11:42 AM	#13
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	Homemade napalm, when enough is mixed to fill a 2" wide x 2" deep crack running the entire width of you street, will burn for approximately 30 minutes - not the two or three minutes you thought. Lesson actually learned 25+ years ago, but it still holds true I would imagine __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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11-12-2005, 01:24 PM	#15
Gn2Dlnd Parmmadore Jim Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Casita del Queso Posts: 3,810	Beware The Foam!!! __________________ Does anyone still wear a hat?
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11-12-2005, 01:56 PM	#16
MickeyLumbo thankfully grateful Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: shangrila Posts: 1,388	magic capacity number its good to know folks at disney dine mojo can be an illusion
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11-12-2005, 06:04 PM	#17
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	Never get involved in a land war in Asia and Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line. Yeah, I know I just used these a couple of weeks ago, but it works here too! __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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11-12-2005, 06:26 PM	#18
Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	I learned that the more you want a day off, the less likely it is to happen. __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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11-12-2005, 06:32 PM	#19
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	I learned that sometimes it is your destiny to sit in a dreary government building for 8 hours on a beautiful Saturday and discover how many people can't fill out a form without being babysat. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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11-12-2005, 06:38 PM	#20
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	1. If I want to kill my husband we'll have to move to the North Pole 2. If I kill my husband I will have to deal with all of the benefits crap that comes up every year. 3. I value the life of my husband.
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