This is Big News? (Obit)

[Not Afraid]

Originally Posted by Alex Stroup

Someone at the wire service put the wrong tag on it, most likely.

I like all of the other answers better.

[Alex]

Oh, sorry.

What I meant to say is "The article forgot to mention that the woman had a vagina that could not only build a house but eventually populate it with a family. In most places she was considered a myth, but in Haines City she was a legend. Following news of her death, Mayor Bob Poquette said 'she put me in my house which she built with her own nethers. She'll be sorely missed.'"

[wendybeth]

Originally Posted by Alex Stroup

Oh, sorry.

What I meant to say is "The article forgot to mention that the woman had a vagina that could not only build a house but eventually populate it with a family. In most places she was considered a myth, but in Haines City she was a legend. Following news of her death, Mayor Bob Poquette said 'she put me in my house which she built with her own nethers. She'll be sorely missed.'"

You forgot to say how nice she was.

[Snowflake]

Originally Posted by Alex Stroup

Oh, sorry.

What I meant to say is "The article forgot to mention that the woman had a vagina that could not only build a house but eventually populate it with a family. In most places she was considered a myth, but in Haines City she was a legend. Following news of her death, Mayor Bob Poquette said 'she put me in my house which she built with her own nethers. She'll be sorely missed.'"

Sputter, cough, cough, another hot cuppa tea gone!
ROTFLMAO
Donna

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Originally Posted by Alex Stroup

Oh, sorry.

What I meant to say is "The article forgot to mention that the woman had a vagina that could not only build a house but eventually populate it with a family. In most places she was considered a myth, but in Haines City she was a legend. Following news of her death, Mayor Bob Poquette said 'she put me in my house which she built with her own nethers. She'll be sorely missed.'"

Hmm, change a few pronouns, substitute "sphincter" for "vagina" and you've pretty much taken care of scaeagles obit as well.

[scaeagles]

Originally Posted by Motorboat Cruiser

Hmm, change a few pronouns, substitute "sphincter" for "vagina" and you've pretty much taken care of scaeagles obit as well.

I'll ask them to bury me face down for you, MBC.

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Originally Posted by scaeagles

I'll ask them to bury me face down for you, MBC.

Cool.

I'll have a place to park my bicycle.

[scaeagles]

Originally Posted by Motorboat Cruiser

Cool.

I'll have a place to park my bicycle.

Is that your nickname for it? I've never heard anyone refer to theirs as a bicycle.....but I can understand it. Two wheels, a sturdy frame, and you're always looking for a nice soft seat!