This is Big News? (Obit)

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Originally Posted by Alex Stroup

Oh, sorry.

What I meant to say is "The article forgot to mention that the woman had a vagina that could not only build a house but eventually populate it with a family. In most places she was considered a myth, but in Haines City she was a legend. Following news of her death, Mayor Bob Poquette said 'she put me in my house which she built with her own nethers. She'll be sorely missed.'"

Hmm, change a few pronouns, substitute "sphincter" for "vagina" and you've pretty much taken care of scaeagles obit as well.

[scaeagles]

Originally Posted by Motorboat Cruiser

Hmm, change a few pronouns, substitute "sphincter" for "vagina" and you've pretty much taken care of scaeagles obit as well.

I'll ask them to bury me face down for you, MBC.

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Originally Posted by scaeagles

I'll ask them to bury me face down for you, MBC.

Cool.

I'll have a place to park my bicycle.

[scaeagles]

Originally Posted by Motorboat Cruiser

Cool.

I'll have a place to park my bicycle.

Is that your nickname for it? I've never heard anyone refer to theirs as a bicycle.....but I can understand it. Two wheels, a sturdy frame, and you're always looking for a nice soft seat!