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[BarTopDancer]

If someone ends up in Mormon heaven and they kill themselves would they end up in Catholic hell?

[Gemini Cricket]

Originally Posted by BarTopDancer

If someone ends up in Mormon heaven and they kill themselves would they end up in Catholic hell?

That's a tough one, because if a gay priest forgives you in Catholic hell your sin is wiped clean because he is, after all, a priest. That may send you back to Mormon heaven.

[BarTopDancer]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

That's a tough one, because if a gay priest forgives you in Catholic hell your sin is wiped clean because he is, after all, a priest. That may send you back to Mormon heaven.

I wonder if the Mormons consider being forgiven by a Catholic priest a sin though... You know, betrayal of the Mormon faith? And of course being forgiven by a gay priest would mean you now have gay cooties.

[Gemini Cricket]

Originally Posted by BarTopDancer

I wonder if the Mormons consider being forgiven by a Catholic priest a sin though... You know, betrayal of the Mormon faith? And of course being forgiven by a gay priest would mean you now have gay cooties.

Maybe you get sent to Mormon hell after that. Which isn't too bad, Mormon hell is any place outside of Utah.

[wendybeth]

Originally Posted by BarTopDancer

If someone ends up in Mormon heaven and they kill themselves would they end up in Catholic hell?

Probably not. Their Mormon friends would just re-retro baptise them and they'd be sucked back up, but to a lesser plane of heavenliness without all the amenities. You know, Cloud 6.