Lexicon of Swank

innerSpaceman · 04-11-2006, 05:20 PM

Vaginismas - a celebration of the sacred feminine, on a date to be discovered via examination of ancient scrolls and discarded tampons. All manner of sexually suggestive and feminine-hygene oriented festivities and traditions await development ... once the swanky gals around here get off their butts and pick a date for this subsequently annual holiday.

€uroMeinke · 05-16-2006, 10:44 PM

Seems we need to add a few more from the breakfest menu:

Pancake - (verb) - To edit apotentially offesive or inflamatory post replacing it with an innocuous statement such as, "I like pancakes."

Bacon - The top, the ultimate, the pinnacle of swank. e.g. "Did you read LSPE's story? that was real bacon" (antonyme of Sauasage)

Sausage - Second rate, a failed attempt at being swank. e.g "He thought he was bacon, but was sausage all the time."

Matterhorn Fan · 05-17-2006, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

Bacon - The top, the ultimate, the pinnacle of swank. e.g. "Did you read LSPE's story? that was real bacon" (antonyme of Sauasage)

What, no vegetarian option here? Am I just stuck with pancakes?

€uroMeinke · 05-17-2006, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Matterhorn Fan

What, no vegetarian option here? Am I just stuck with pancakes?

We await the circumstances to create more - to be sure there's plenty of foodstuffs left for breakfest, even for vegans.

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€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	Seems we need to add a few more from the breakfest menu: Pancake - (verb) - To edit apotentially offesive or inflamatory post replacing it with an innocuous statement such as, "I like pancakes." *Bacon* - The top, the ultimate, the pinnacle of swank. e.g. "Did you read LSPE's story? that was real bacon" (antonyme of Sauasage) Sausage - Second rate, a failed attempt at being swank. e.g "He thought he was bacon, but was sausage all the time." __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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