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05-16-2006, 08:47 AM
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Knock knock!
Who's there? A.D.D. Man. A.D.D. man who? I like ice cream. |
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05-16-2006, 08:55 AM
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Where did the one legged waitress work?
Spoiler:
A blonde walks into a bar. Spoiler:
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05-16-2006, 09:51 AM
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There were three people in a crashing plane: Bill Gates, the Dalai Lama and a little girl. Bill Gates rose and said, " I am the world's smartest man. The world needs smart men. I think the world's smartest man should have a parachute, too." He grabbed a pack, and out he jumped. The Dalai Lama and the little girl looked at one another. The Dalai Lama says, "Little girl, I have lived a satisfying life and have known the bliss of True Enlightenment. You have your whole life ahead of you, you take the last parachute, and I will go down with the plane." And the little girl replies, "Don't worry, we can both have one, the smartest man in the world just jumped out with my Dora the Explorer backpack."
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