iGod: Repenting made easy

[mousepod]

I tried a scene from the Marathon Man (I was Hoffman and Olivier, God was God):

Me:
Is it safe?
God:
Yes.
Me:
Are you talking to me?
God:
I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.
Me:
Is it safe?
God:
Yes.
Me:
Is what safe?
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
Is it safe?
God:
Yes.
Me:
I don't know what you mean.
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
I can't tell you if something is safe or not unless I know specifically what you're talking about.
God:
Oh a secret. Hush-hush.
Me:
Is it safe?
God:
Yes.
Me:
Tell me what "it" refers to.
God:
Now that is saying a mouthful.
Me:
Is it safe?
God:
Yes.