Well, this is it, end of the line

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by Matterhorn Fan

If you're bitter (and clearly you are), you're #1. For #1, the person is bitter. For #2, the coast is bitter.

But if you're life is complete, then you're not bitter, so you'd be a #2.

I'd better stop it before I confuse myself further.

Now wait a second, I demand to be #2! Err, umm wait a second, let me put that another way....

I am bitter dammit. I live on the east coast.

I am not bitter because I live on the east coast.

I'm just bitter.

So that's clearly #2.