Some horrible, terrible, foul jokes...

CoasterMatt · 06-15-2006, 06:23 AM

Here's one from Stand Up Saddam...

What do you get when you have 60,000 Iranians buried to their necks in sand?

Spoiler:

Gemini Cricket · 06-15-2006, 06:48 AM

10 frat boys enter a pub and decide to find out who has the biggest penis. They all jump on the bar and whip them out and start to compare.
Just then, Elton John enters the bar with George Michael in tow. George looks at Elton and says,

Spoiler:

Scrooge McSam · 06-15-2006, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

10 frat boys enter a pub and decide to find out who has the biggest penis. They all jump on the bar and whip them out and start to compare.

I obviously attended the wrong university.

Gemini Cricket · 06-15-2006, 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scrooge McSam

I obviously attended the wrong university.

I failed to mention that this wasn't a joke but my observation last weekend on the town.

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06-15-2006, 06:48 AM	#2
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	10 frat boys enter a pub and decide to find out who has the biggest penis. They all jump on the bar and whip them out and start to compare. Just then, Elton John enters the bar with George Michael in tow. George looks at Elton and says, Spoiler: "Ooh, look! It's a buffet!"
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