Some horrible, terrible, foul jokes...

Bornieo: Fully Loaded · 06-23-2006, 10:09 PM

A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones on a shelf a little higher and huge bears on the top shelf along the wall. The man is kind of surprised that this woman would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her.

After a night of passion, as they are lying together in the after glow the man rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"

The woman says, "You can have any prize from the bottom shelf."

Kevy Baby · 06-24-2006, 12:03 AM

What's the difference between an ass-kisser and a brown-noser?

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scaeagles · 07-03-2006, 12:43 PM

Why did the golf foursome of Monica Lewinsky, Oj Simpson, Ted Kennedy, and Bill Clinton do so poorly at the golf tournament?

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Name · 07-03-2006, 07:09 PM

What do women and dog poo have in common??

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06-23-2006, 10:09 PM	#1
Bornieo: Fully Loaded Lego Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Disneyland, USA Posts: 3,704	A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones on a shelf a little higher and huge bears on the top shelf along the wall. The man is kind of surprised that this woman would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her. After a night of passion, as they are lying together in the after glow the man rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?" The woman says, "You can have any prize from the bottom shelf."
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06-24-2006, 12:03 AM	#2
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	What's the difference between an ass-kisser and a brown-noser? Spoiler: Depth perception __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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07-03-2006, 12:43 PM	#3
scaeagles I LIKE! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,819	Why did the golf foursome of Monica Lewinsky, Oj Simpson, Ted Kennedy, and Bill Clinton do so poorly at the golf tournament? Spoiler: Monica's a hooker, OJ's a slicer, Ted can't drive over water, and Bill can never decide which hole to play.
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07-03-2006, 07:09 PM	#4
Name Title Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: here Posts: 779	What do women and dog poo have in common?? Spoiler: The older they are, the easier they are to pick up. __________________ Signature
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