Dear McDonalds - Thank you for the Happy Meal Toys

[innerSpaceman]

OMG, we stopped at the McDonalds next to the hotel on the way out, and I forgot to check the PirateSword availability. I really wanted to find out if that lenghthwise seam was the HappyMeal equivalent of 'ribbed for her pleasure.'

[Chernabog]

Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

OMG, we stopped at the McDonalds next to the hotel on the way out, and I forgot to check the PirateSword availability. I really wanted to find out if that lenghthwise seam was the HappyMeal equivalent of 'ribbed for her pleasure.'

LMAO... Now I'm wondering what sort of pleasure you could have gotten if only they had an inflatable Davy Jones face. (Isn't there a whole genre of anime for that?)

Hmm I'm delirious. I think I need to go to bed now.

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

I really wanted to find out if that lenghthwise seam was the HappyMeal equivalent of 'ribbed for her pleasure.'

I can petty much assure you that a lengthwise seam is the equivalent of a paper cut.

[Chernabog]

Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac

I can petty much assure you that a lengthwise seam is the equivalent of a paper cut.

That's why, as my grandmother always says, "it's best to insert before you blow."

[SacTown Chronic]

Your grandmother is wise beyond her years.

[NickO'Time]

It could poke someone's out you know, I've seen it.

[RStar]

Originally Posted by TicTocDragon

It could poke someone's out you know, I've seen it.

AYE!!!