Dear McDonalds - Thank you for the Happy Meal Toys

[Chernabog]

Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

OMG, we stopped at the McDonalds next to the hotel on the way out, and I forgot to check the PirateSword availability. I really wanted to find out if that lenghthwise seam was the HappyMeal equivalent of 'ribbed for her pleasure.'

LMAO... Now I'm wondering what sort of pleasure you could have gotten if only they had an inflatable Davy Jones face. (Isn't there a whole genre of anime for that?)

Hmm I'm delirious. I think I need to go to bed now.