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[Capt Jack]

Originally Posted by Ponine

...why would anyone create an item that is assuredly going to create tons of conversation the second anyone sees it????

omg, why would you NOT??????

that falls into the "Dewd! I gotta get one of these for (insert person of interest here)....where did you get that????" marketing technique

cha-ching!
basically, make it...theoretically-semi-kinda-useful and make it look obscene. it'll sell by the ton.