Your Zombie Plan? - Page 8

3894 · 01-27-2009, 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by NickO'Time

Do these particular Luna Bars have any effect on Zombies?

Zombie dysentary alert! I wonder what bribe it would take to get my daughters to clean that off our floors?

Stan4dSteph · 01-27-2009, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by NickO'Time

Do these particular Luna Bars have any effect on Zombies?

Oh sh!t, I'd better check the box I have in the cupboard.

Moonliner · 01-27-2009, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Bornieo: Fully Loaded

I think being a Zombie would be a hoot. Must find my Excel spreadsheet of potential victims..

Except for the employment prospects. As far as I know only the Motor Vehicle Administration, Comcast, Verizon, and SFMM openly employee zombies.

LashStoat · 01-27-2009, 10:22 AM

I had a pet Zombie once, and he need cleaning, as his bandages where looking rather grubby. So I put him in my washing machine on the gentle cycle.

Shortly after, my phone rang and the machine went into spin dry mode (which I had not intended). After discussing the projected weather for the next 6 days with mum, I cut off the call in sudden panic...Zombie!!!

I raced to the laundry, opened the machine, and there, in a pile of bandages was every mis-matched sock I had every lost.

The bast*rd.

Serves him right.

wendybeth · 01-27-2009, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Moonliner

Except for the employment prospects. As far as I know only the Motor Vehicle Administration, Comcast, Verizon, and SFMM openly employee zombies.

You forgot the public sector- Social Security, the VA, and of course the public school system.

Moonliner · 01-27-2009, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by wendybeth

You forgot the public sector- Social Security, the VA

There are some jobs even zombies won't take.

JWBear · 01-27-2009, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by wendybeth

You forgot the public sector- Social Security, the VA, and of course the public school system.

Hey!

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Originally Posted by Moonliner

There are some jobs even zombies won't take.

Hey!

Cadaverous Pallor · 01-27-2009, 11:29 AM

mmmMMMMRRRRRrrrrrrr.............checking out books?.........aaarrrrRRRMMMMmmmmm...........due in 3 weeeeeekssssssAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGG

wendybeth · 01-27-2009, 11:32 AM

Zombies are entirely too loud for a library. Everyone knows libraries are staffed by vampires.

wendybeth · 01-27-2009, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by JWBear

Hey!

Hey!

He's gone monosyllabic on us- sure sign of Zombiism.

01-27-2009, 10:22 AM	#74
LashStoat There's a hole in the Bin Liner... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Merry Old Land of OZ. Posts: 428	I had a pet Zombie once, and he need cleaning, as his bandages where looking rather grubby. So I put him in my washing machine on the gentle cycle. Shortly after, my phone rang and the machine went into spin dry mode (which I had not intended). After discussing the projected weather for the next 6 days with mum, I cut off the call in sudden panic...Zombie!!! I raced to the laundry, opened the machine, and there, in a pile of bandages was every mis-matched sock I had every lost. The bast*rd. Serves him right. __________________
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01-27-2009, 11:29 AM	#78
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	mmmMMMMRRRRRrrrrrrr.............checking out books?.........aaarrrrRRRMMMMmmmmm...........due in 3 weeeeeekssssssAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGG
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01-27-2009, 11:32 AM	#79
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	Zombies are entirely too loud for a library. Everyone knows libraries are staffed by vampires. __________________
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