You robbed us in THAT?!

Ghoulish Delight · 12-20-2007, 04:10 PM

So we all know that the world has run out of band names (as signaled by Chumbawumba and Hooba Stank). And of course, movie titles are scraping the dregs as we speak.

Now we are apparently in a critical shortage of names for serial criminals.

I bring you....

The Ugly Plaid Bandit

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 · 12-20-2007, 04:59 PM

It wasn't even some asinine reporter who gave him that name. It was the Eff-Bee-EYE!

Morrigoon · 12-20-2007, 05:45 PM

Can somebody PLEASE come up with names that don't end in freaking BANDIT??? I know names help the public remember the criminals blah blah blah, but seriously, if every one of them is called "The ____ Bandit", how freaking memorable is that?

Back in the good ol' days we had good names, like The Night Stalker. Now THERE'S a name to strike fear in the hearts of good citizens everywhere.

Cadaverous Pallor · 12-20-2007, 05:54 PM

The plaid isn't that bad, either.

Kevy Baby · 12-20-2007, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Morrigoon

Can somebody PLEASE come up with names that don't end in freaking BANDIT??? I know names help the public remember the criminals blah blah blah, but seriously, if every one of them is called "The ____ Bandit", how freaking memorable is that?

Back in the good ol' days we had good names, like The Night Stalker. Now THERE'S a name to strike fear in the hearts of good citizens everywhere.

El Bandido De Plaid

Not Afraid · 12-20-2007, 09:10 PM

The Plaid Clad Robbing Lad?

Does the bandit community have a mag akin to Glamor with fashion do's and Don'ts?

Ghoulish Delight · 12-20-2007, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

The plaid isn't that bad, either.

It occurs to me, perhaps he is not the (Ugly Plaid) Bandit, but instead the Ugly (Plaid Bandit).

blueerica · 12-20-2007, 10:53 PM

Regardless of word and/or emphasis placement... that's still a silly name to have been pumped out by the eff bee eye.

RStar · 12-20-2007, 11:55 PM

The wet bandit?

The sticky bandit?

Sorry, I just saw Home Alone 2.....

NickO'Time · 12-22-2007, 02:05 AM

Plaidito Bandito?

12-20-2007, 04:10 PM	#1
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	You robbed us in THAT?! So we all know that the world has run out of band names (as signaled by Chumbawumba and Hooba Stank). And of course, movie titles are scraping the dregs as we speak. Now we are apparently in a critical shortage of names for serial criminals. I bring you.... The Ugly Plaid Bandit __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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12-20-2007, 04:59 PM	#2
Eliza Hodgkins 1812 Sputnik Sweetheart Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Long Beach Posts: 2,685	It wasn't even some asinine reporter who gave him that name. It was the Eff-Bee-EYE!
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12-20-2007, 05:45 PM	#3
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Can somebody PLEASE come up with names that don't end in freaking BANDIT??? I know names help the public remember the criminals blah blah blah, but seriously, if every one of them is called "The ____ Bandit", how freaking memorable is that? Back in the good ol' days we had good names, like The Night Stalker. Now THERE'S a name to strike fear in the hearts of good citizens everywhere. __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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12-20-2007, 05:54 PM	#4
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	The plaid isn't that bad, either. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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12-20-2007, 09:10 PM	#6
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	The Plaid Clad Robbing Lad? Does the bandit community have a mag akin to Glamor with fashion do's and Don'ts?
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12-20-2007, 10:53 PM	#8
blueerica Nueve Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,497	Regardless of word and/or emphasis placement... that's still a silly name to have been pumped out by the eff bee eye. __________________ Tomorrow is the day for you and me
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RStar Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Me & Manyard hangin out! Posts: 5,433	The wet bandit? The sticky bandit? Sorry, I just saw Home Alone 2..... __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup! www.StarTownGifts.com
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12-22-2007, 02:05 AM	#10
NickO'Time Missed it by that much.. Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 678	Plaidito Bandito? __________________ Yeah, right.
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