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Old 09-24-2008, 09:01 PM   #571
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Exactly how fcuking drunk was he? I would have to be on a weeklong bender of Jaagermeister snot-slinging drunkenness...and even then I imagine I would feel a sharp spike in my rectum.
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Old 09-24-2008, 10:03 PM   #572
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Sadly, the wieners were detonated as a precaution.
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Old 09-24-2008, 10:08 PM   #573
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At least they weren't Dodger Dogs.
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Old 09-25-2008, 07:02 AM   #574
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Man goes in for a circumcision and comes out with no penis at all.
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Old 09-25-2008, 07:27 AM   #575
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Go in for a C-section - and come out with no arms and no legs! WTF! Even better (or rather worse) is that they won't tell her why because it invades another patients rights.
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Old 09-25-2008, 07:28 AM   #576
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I guess that shows that getting more than you paid for is not always a good thing.
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Old 09-25-2008, 08:05 AM   #577
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The man says, dude, wtf, you cut off my penis. It doesn't grow back, and it was kind of important to me.
yeah....barring a few more colorful epithets, that woulda been my reaction.
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Old 09-25-2008, 11:39 AM   #578
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Pony-size pig holds woman captive, sent to stud
Hog made 'aggressive demands' to be fed, headbutted her door
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A pony-size pig who held an Australian woman hostage for 10 days inside her home will be removed on Wednesday to a piggery, where his bacon will be saved by a stint on stud duties, rangers said.
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Maybe I should cross-post this in the Bacon thread.
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Old 09-25-2008, 11:45 AM   #579
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Get the to a piggery.
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I was not aware the word existed, but piggery is a mighty fine word.
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