WTF Stories of the Week

[SacTown Chronic]

'He began hitting me with a chain and then pulled down my trousers and started biting.

There's no such thing as dirty fighting but, man, that's dirty fighting.

[Deebs]

Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

There's no such thing as dirty fighting but, man, that's dirty fighting.

Well yeah. And it said his best friend? They can't even be called frenemies it is so bad. Biting it is one thing, biting it off is another, but swallowing it? How did he even accomplish that? Was it whole, did he chew it up? Now I want to know what's gonna happen to this poor guy as it clearly can't be reattached a la John Wayne Bobbitt. I demand a follow-up report! But no one listens to me.

[RStar]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Hector? Do you mean Hannibal Lecter?

And yes, "row" (pronounced like "ow") is a British term for a fight.

Yes. Where the Hector did I get that??

The British have interesting terms. I wonder where "row" came from?

[Alex]

Originally Posted by RStar

I wonder where "row" came from?

According to the online dictionaries the etymology of this usage is unknown (and almost certainly unrelated to the nautical sense of row). Some suggest that it may be a formation based on "rouse."

[Ghoulish Delight]

Actually, "row" has been used in US English too, though it tends to mean more of a "loud disturbance" rather than a "fight" as it does in Britain. As in, "The arguing couple raised quite a row next door."

[SzczerbiakManiac]

I guess the penis-chomping story wasn't WTFy enough, so they had to include this picture and caption:

Teeth: bitey

[Kevy Baby]

And here I thought the penis was bit off after they had done some farming...

[SacTown Chronic]

Yeah, Deebs, I've been wondering the same thing. If he swallowed it whole then he should do just fine in prison.



Wait, what am I saying? Who in their right mind would let this cat anywhere near their junk?

[RStar]

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

And here I thought the penis was bit off after they had done some farming...

I thought that, because it was stated that the pinis was bitten off after the two had a row, it was just another way of saying "shag". Thus the reason the penis was out (until I read down to when he pulled the guy's pants down).

And because it is pronounced "OW" it is fitting any way you slice it.

Since the guy got 10 years in prison, it could be said he bit off more than he could chew.

Frankly, I find the whole story hard to swallow.








Sorry, it's been a Looooong day, I have 30 minutes left, and I'm getting antsy.

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by RStar

Frankly, I find the whole story hard to swallow.

Perhaps if you chew on it for a bit it will come to you.