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Old 04-08-2009, 03:43 PM   #1481
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Yeah, Deebs, I've been wondering the same thing. If he swallowed it whole then he should do just fine in prison.



Wait, what am I saying? Who in their right mind would let this cat anywhere near their junk?
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Old 04-08-2009, 04:31 PM   #1482
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And here I thought the penis was bit off after they had done some farming...
I thought that, because it was stated that the pinis was bitten off after the two had a row, it was just another way of saying "shag". Thus the reason the penis was out (until I read down to when he pulled the guy's pants down).

And because it is pronounced "OW" it is fitting any way you slice it.

Since the guy got 10 years in prison, it could be said he bit off more than he could chew.

Frankly, I find the whole story hard to swallow.








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Old 04-08-2009, 04:49 PM   #1483
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Frankly, I find the whole story hard to swallow.
Perhaps if you chew on it for a bit it will come to you.
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Old 04-08-2009, 07:01 PM   #1484
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That story is enough to make anyone gag!
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Old 04-08-2009, 07:08 PM   #1485
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That story is enough to make anyone gag!
That would be the long and the short of it.
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Old 04-09-2009, 12:13 PM   #1486
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Old 04-09-2009, 12:22 PM   #1487
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Colorado state officials, under the greedy thumbs of the powerful beef lobby, reject a license plate advocating tofu.
Well considering ILVTOFU could easily be interpreted to mean I Love To Fück You, I'm not especially bothered by their decision and definitely not surprised. I sure hope Kelley Coffman-Lee was not surprised by it either.
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Old 04-09-2009, 12:33 PM   #1488
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(I'm not bothered either, I think it is the right decision. Posted tongue in cheek.)
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Old 04-09-2009, 12:48 PM   #1489
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