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Kevy Baby · 04-08-2009, 02:58 PM

And here I thought the penis was bit off after they had done some farming...

SacTown Chronic · 04-08-2009, 03:43 PM

Yeah, Deebs, I've been wondering the same thing. If he swallowed it whole then he should do just fine in prison.

Wait, what am I saying? Who in their right mind would let this cat anywhere near their junk?

RStar · 04-08-2009, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

And here I thought the penis was bit off after they had done some farming...

I thought that, because it was stated that the pinis was bitten off after the two had a row, it was just another way of saying "shag". Thus the reason the penis was out (until I read down to when he pulled the guy's pants down).

And because it is pronounced "OW" it is fitting any way you slice it.

Since the guy got 10 years in prison, it could be said he bit off more than he could chew.

Frankly, I find the whole story hard to swallow.

Sorry, it's been a Looooong day, I have 30 minutes left, and I'm getting antsy.

Moonliner · 04-08-2009, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by RStar

Frankly, I find the whole story hard to swallow.

Perhaps if you chew on it for a bit it will come to you.

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