I never know what to say...

[Capt Jack]

much to my benefit, Im always accompanied by a barking dog or two when they arrive...mostly because they dared enter the compound uninvited (or at least thats how the mutts act). they rarely stay more than a second or two, let alone try to talk over the noise.

so my advice? get a big dog. watching all the blood rush out of their face when Cujo and friends greet them is worth the Sunday morning interruption.