Poor, poor Paris Hilton

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Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

I think it'd be better if she wound up in a service closet with a broken broom handle up her butt.

Yes, but that's not punishment. That's a typical Saturday night at the Chateau Marmont for her.

Who knew "whore" was a medical condition? Or maybe she got a boo-boo tummy from the prison fishsticks. Either way, her early release works to my advantage- it means I can still purchase my weekly issues of Star, Us, In Touch & Life & Style. With the penis posse in either jail or rehab, I was afraid all of my magazines would be 200 pages of pure Brangelina.