Bacon is meat candy.

[LashStoat]

Originally Posted by lashbear

Quoth the Stoat:

"Oooh, it's the perfect health food, because it has all three food groups: Sugar, Fat & Salt."

Take a generous scoop of Lashbears BanaNutAconMite into the blender and add half a bottle of Dom Perignon, then blend till frothy. Serve in martini-glasses - this incorporates the fourth food group, Alcohol.

Your brain will thank you, but your friends won't.