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Ghoulish Delight · 06-25-2008, 04:32 PM

Grease

SANDY
I love you Danny, why don't you ditch your friends and clean up your act for me.

DANNY
I'd really rather keep acting like a jerk so I don't look like a pansy....but you're right, love is worth it!

SANDY
Nevermind, you're right. Irresponsible slutiness, here I come!

2001: A Space Odyssey

DAVE
Hal, I know our mission to figure out this monolith thing's important and all, but you're priorities are all screwed up. We're going to have to disable you.

HAL
Just what do you think you're doing Dave?

BIZARRE SPACE BABY
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Gemini Cricket · 06-25-2008, 04:34 PM

The Little Mermaid

ARIEL:
I want to be human.

URSULA:
Here are two legs.

ARIEL:
I got my man and all I had to do was change my species!

Gemini Cricket · 06-25-2008, 04:43 PM

Purple Rain:

PRINCE:
I want to be a star.

PRINCE:
Apollonia, take of your clothes and jump into a freezing lake, let me smack you in the face but love me for it because I think I'm a star now.

APOLLONIA:
What's a little split lip? I love my 5'2" mascara'd Adonis.

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 · 06-25-2008, 04:46 PM

Pretty Woman

Vivan: With my beautiful looks, street smarts and automotive knowledge, I could be a Hollywood starlet OR a mechanic, but instead I choose to be a hooker.

Edward: An expensive wardrobe and opera will transform you into my ideal woman, and in exchange for rescuing you from a life of prostitution, I only ask that you teach me how to walk on grass in my bare feet.

Vivian: Deal.

06-25-2008, 04:32 PM	#1
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Grease SANDY I love you Danny, why don't you ditch your friends and clean up your act for me. DANNY I'd really rather keep acting like a jerk so I don't look like a pansy....but you're right, love is worth it! SANDY Nevermind, you're right. Irresponsible slutiness, here I come! 2001: A Space Odyssey DAVE Hal, I know our mission to figure out this monolith thing's important and all, but you're priorities are all screwed up. We're going to have to disable you. HAL Just what do you think you're doing Dave? BIZARRE SPACE BABY ??????????????????????? __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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06-25-2008, 04:34 PM	#2
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	The Little Mermaid ARIEL: I want to be human. URSULA: Here are two legs. ARIEL: I got my man and all I had to do was change my species!
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06-25-2008, 04:43 PM	#3
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Purple Rain: PRINCE: I want to be a star. PRINCE: Apollonia, take of your clothes and jump into a freezing lake, let me smack you in the face but love me for it because I think I'm a star now. APOLLONIA: What's a little split lip? I love my 5'2" mascara'd Adonis.
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06-25-2008, 04:46 PM	#4
Eliza Hodgkins 1812 Sputnik Sweetheart Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Long Beach Posts: 2,685	Pretty Woman Vivan: With my beautiful looks, street smarts and automotive knowledge, I could be a Hollywood starlet OR a mechanic, but instead I choose to be a hooker. Edward: An expensive wardrobe and opera will transform you into my ideal woman, and in exchange for rescuing you from a life of prostitution, I only ask that you teach me how to walk on grass in my bare feet. Vivian: Deal.
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