WTF Stories of the Week

The Lovely Mrs. tod · 10-08-2008, 04:59 PM

A blonde needs to earn some extra money. So she decides to hire herself out for odd jobs around the neighborhood. The first door she knocks on is answered by a guy who takes one look and says "sure, I need someone to paint my porch. When can you start?" The blonds says "Right away." The guy's wife says "what are you, nuts? You're going to let HER paint the porch?" "Don't be so negative" he says to his wife. "You're buying into the blonde stereotype. She seems like a nice kid and she's willing to work"

So the guy tells the girl there's paint and brushes in the garage and the blonde gets to work.

She knocks on the door later that afternoon. "All finished!"

"That's great! And so fast! How much do I owe you?"

"Fifty dollars"

The man hands her fifty, and another fifty on top of that. "Wow, thanks!" says the blonde.

"You're welcome. I'll be happy to have you work for me again if you'd like to come back."

"Sure, I'd love to. But I think you should know something. It's not a porch. It's a Lexus."

wendybeth · 10-08-2008, 06:43 PM

This is a good sort of WTF story- I think this guy rocks:Sheriff refuses to evict people

I'm not sure what the answer is in this situation, but since most of the banks are just letting the homes deteriorate I can't see where it hurts them any. They need to work out a deal with tenants that ensures the property is continued to be cared for and allows tenants time to get up the funds to move. Anyway, it's nice to see some compassion in action.

10-08-2008, 04:59 PM	#1
The Lovely Mrs. tod Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 86	A blonde needs to earn some extra money. So she decides to hire herself out for odd jobs around the neighborhood. The first door she knocks on is answered by a guy who takes one look and says "sure, I need someone to paint my porch. When can you start?" The blonds says "Right away." The guy's wife says "what are you, nuts? You're going to let HER paint the porch?" "Don't be so negative" he says to his wife. "You're buying into the blonde stereotype. She seems like a nice kid and she's willing to work" So the guy tells the girl there's paint and brushes in the garage and the blonde gets to work. She knocks on the door later that afternoon. "All finished!" "That's great! And so fast! How much do I owe you?" "Fifty dollars" The man hands her fifty, and another fifty on top of that. "Wow, thanks!" says the blonde. "You're welcome. I'll be happy to have you work for me again if you'd like to come back." "Sure, I'd love to. But I think you should know something. It's not a porch. It's a Lexus."
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10-08-2008, 06:43 PM	#2
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	This is a good sort of WTF story- I think this guy rocks:Sheriff refuses to evict people I'm not sure what the answer is in this situation, but since most of the banks are just letting the homes deteriorate I can't see where it hurts them any. They need to work out a deal with tenants that ensures the property is continued to be cared for and allows tenants time to get up the funds to move. Anyway, it's nice to see some compassion in action. __________________
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