Keep a dirty house!

[Alex]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

I know this is supposed to be half-joking, but it still makes me wonder if you'd come near my future child, or my horribly infected future household, or give future me a hug even though I'll be crawling in cooties.

Of course I'd come near your future child. Future children are amazingly sterile (and by that I mean they produce no sperm). We'd have a problem, though, if it was standing next to a current or past child (although they they also, up to a certain point for some and indefinitely for others also produce no sperm).