WTF Stories of the Week - Page 147

SzczerbiakManiac · 03-27-2009, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Betty

Billy Mayes (HI, I'M BILLY MAYES - BUY SOME OXY CLEAN.)

I corrected it for you.

Disneyphile · 03-27-2009, 06:27 PM

I don't think it was assault. I think he was just trying to demo his Slap Chop and missed... several times.

SzczerbiakManiac · 03-30-2009, 12:03 PM

Pittsburgh Pirates Prospect Has Batsh¡t CrAzY Wife
She faked a pregnancy and then stole a baby to conceal her deception.

Ten years ago she also stole $20,000 then burnt down the place to hide her crime.

SzczerbiakManiac · 03-30-2009, 12:06 PM

This may not be a traditional WTF item, but it seems like a reasonable place to post this.

Sporno: 20 Pictures In Which Sport and Porn Collide"Sporno is that split second in time when a photographer captures two strapping athletes becoming one."
(work safe, but suggestive)

Capt Jack · 03-30-2009, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disneyphile

I don't think it was assault. I think he was just trying to demo his Slap Chop and missed... several times.

lol. what a wuss. I cant see a mark on her, but she beat the livin' snot outta him.

lashbear · 03-30-2009, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

That stinks. But how would I know?

AH! So that's why you never noticed when I farted in your car.

Moonliner · 03-30-2009, 01:15 PM

A true WTF!

That foreign devil bear is leading our NCAA bracket pool. What the hell is going on with this universe?

lashbear · 03-30-2009, 04:49 PM

hehehehe... us Future folk is omnipotent. That's Potent with an Omni in front of it.

Ghoulish Delight · 04-07-2009, 03:10 PM

So, have you found yourself exiting a room, having survived a particularly chilling challenge, passed some portraits in need of some restoration (or not), and wondered, "Why are there hollow molds of busts sitting in those wall displays, and why is everyone else so fascinated with them?"

Well, then, you may very well be Schizophrenic.

Kevy Baby · 04-07-2009, 04:48 PM

Rose are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm Schizophrenic
And so am I

03-27-2009, 06:27 PM	#1462
Disneyphile SQUIRREL! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: On the curbside. Posts: 5,098	I don't think it was assault. I think he was just trying to demo his Slap Chop and missed... several times.
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03-30-2009, 12:03 PM	#1463
SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	Pittsburgh Pirates Prospect Has Batsh¡t CrAzY Wife She faked a pregnancy and then stole a baby to conceal her deception. Ten years ago she also stole $20,000 then burnt down the place to hide her crime. __________________
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03-30-2009, 12:06 PM	#1464
SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	This may not be a traditional WTF item, but it seems like a reasonable place to post this. Sporno: 20 Pictures In Which Sport and Porn Collide"Sporno is that split second in time when a photographer captures two strapping athletes becoming one." (work safe, but suggestive) __________________
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03-30-2009, 01:15 PM	#1467
Moonliner 8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust. Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 9,022	A true WTF! That foreign devil bear is leading our NCAA bracket pool. What the hell is going on with this universe? __________________ - Taking it one step at a time.
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03-30-2009, 04:49 PM	#1468
lashbear SwishBuckling Bear Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In Isolation :) Posts: 6,597	hehehehe... us Future folk is omnipotent. That's Potent with an Omni in front of it. __________________ *I Heart* my Husband - I can't think of anyone I'd rather be in isolation with.**
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04-07-2009, 03:10 PM	#1469
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	So, have you found yourself exiting a room, having survived a particularly chilling challenge, passed some portraits in need of some restoration (or not), and wondered, "Why are there hollow molds of busts sitting in those wall displays, and why is everyone else so fascinated with them?" Well, then, you may very well be Schizophrenic. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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04-07-2009, 04:48 PM	#1470
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	Rose are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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