WTF Stories of the Week - Page 148

Ghoulish Delight · 04-08-2009, 09:27 AM

What...the...FVCK?!

RStar · 04-08-2009, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

What...the...FVCK?!

First of all, what's a "row"? A fight?

Secondly, what kind of "friend" is that?????

Was his name Hector by chance? Did he have a side of faba beans?

Ghoulish Delight · 04-08-2009, 09:57 AM

Hector? Do you mean Hannibal Lecter?

And yes, "row" (pronounced like "ow") is a British term for a fight.

SacTown Chronic · 04-08-2009, 10:27 AM

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'He began hitting me with a chain and then pulled down my trousers and started biting.

There's no such thing as dirty fighting but, man, that's dirty fighting.

RStar · 04-08-2009, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Hector? Do you mean Hannibal Lecter?

And yes, "row" (pronounced like "ow") is a British term for a fight.

Yes. Where the Hector did I get that??

The British have interesting terms. I wonder where "row" came from?

Ghoulish Delight · 04-08-2009, 11:19 AM

Actually, "row" has been used in US English too, though it tends to mean more of a "loud disturbance" rather than a "fight" as it does in Britain. As in, "The arguing couple raised quite a row next door."

SzczerbiakManiac · 04-08-2009, 11:42 AM

I guess the penis-chomping story wasn't WTFy enough, so they had to include this picture and caption:

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Teeth: bitey

Alex · 04-08-2009, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by RStar

I wonder where "row" came from?

According to the online dictionaries the etymology of this usage is unknown (and almost certainly unrelated to the nautical sense of row). Some suggest that it may be a formation based on "rouse."

Deebs · 04-08-2009, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

There's no such thing as dirty fighting but, man, that's dirty fighting.

Well yeah. And it said his best friend? They can't even be called frenemies it is so bad. Biting it is one thing, biting it off is another, but swallowing it? How did he even accomplish that? Was it whole, did he chew it up? Now I want to know what's gonna happen to this poor guy as it clearly can't be reattached a la John Wayne Bobbitt. I demand a follow-up report! But no one listens to me.

Kevy Baby · 04-08-2009, 02:58 PM

And here I thought the penis was bit off after they had done some farming...

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04-08-2009, 09:57 AM	#1473
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Hector? Do you mean Hannibal Lecter? And yes, "row" (pronounced like "ow") is a British term for a fight. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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04-08-2009, 11:19 AM	#1476
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Actually, "row" has been used in US English too, though it tends to mean more of a "loud disturbance" rather than a "fight" as it does in Britain. As in, "The arguing couple raised quite a row next door." __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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