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|  08-01-2010, 05:56 PM | #1 | 
| I Floop the Pig | The exterior has issues.  The style isn't my first choice, but I don't find it offensive.  However the particular execution sucks.  The weird horizontal proportions that are so poorly stretched out, that silly columned railing, and the complete lack of transition to the brick driveway.  The whole thing is out of scale with the property.  Bleh. 
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|  08-01-2010, 06:31 PM | #2 | 
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				            | Everything is oddly proportioned; massing, columns, windows the balconies... And nothing really goes with anything else.  Corinthian columns (in two sizes!) with no entablature; the odd flattened arches on the windows; the oversized balconies that cling to the facade for dear life; the odd "eyebrow" curves on the eaves; the cheap Home Depot lanterns stuck all over the place... The marshmallow quoins (Dear god!  Those quoins!)  That strange boxy thing over the front entrance looks like it's just been plopped down and the two tall columns are struggling to hold it up.   It's bad architecture; a mish-mash of roman classicism and spanish revival slapped on to a oversized shed with no attempt at elegance or subtlety. 
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|  08-01-2010, 07:04 PM | #3 | 
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				            | And yet you put it in SLO and people will drives hundreds of miles out of their way to pee in your fountain. Frequently, landmark architecture is simply ugly architecture that didn't get torn down quick enough. | 
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|  08-01-2010, 07:21 PM | #4 | 
| HI! | Anyone wanna come over and gold leaf my china cabinet? | 
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