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Forum: Lounge Lizard 06-29-2008, 06:53 PM
Replies: 25,673
Views: 3,669,661
Posted By LashStoat
Dear BlueErica, I am sorry to learn of the loss...

Dear BlueErica,

I am sorry to learn of the loss of your Grandpa (step or otherwise). The emotions you are expressing (now) reflect the sentiments I expressed in this post...
Forum: Lounge Lizard 06-29-2008, 12:36 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,641
Posted By LashStoat
Dear WendyBeth, Thanks for raising our...

Dear WendyBeth,

Thanks for raising our ToriBear...to be as normal as a LoTter can be, and thank God she knows not to wear P-pink high heel shoes.

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.
Forum: Beatnik 06-28-2008, 11:59 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 611
Posted By LashStoat
Dear LSPE, I have a particularly fitting Avatar...

Dear LSPE,

I have a particularly fitting Avatar for you.

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.
Forum: Lounge Lizard 06-28-2008, 11:33 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,641
Posted By LashStoat
I once saw a TV-forum style show where Mothers...

I once saw a TV-forum style show where Mothers (note: no Fathers) were defending the whole beauty pageant culture that seems to have taken an incredibly strong foothold in the USA. They even had...
Forum: Lounge Lizard 06-28-2008, 11:18 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,148
Posted By LashStoat
Dear RStar, The short answer is never. Besides,...

Dear RStar,

The short answer is never. Besides, it would stop the necessity of the Annual Darwin Awards.

The reality is that it just places more pressure on theme parks to ensure safety,...
Forum: Egg Head 06-27-2008, 06:20 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,227
Posted By LashStoat
Dear BlueErica, Before I even read Pirate...

Dear BlueErica,

Before I even read Pirate Bill's post, I was going to suggest that the problem will definitely have been caused by changing the file locations during migration. The Linked Table...
Forum: Beatnik 06-27-2008, 01:54 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,416
Posted By LashStoat
Dear Stan4DSteph, They had a copy of the Saggy...

Dear Stan4DSteph,

They had a copy of the Saggy Baggy Elephant, which I recognised instantly. Isn't it funny what you can remember over decades of time...

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.
Forum: Beatnik 06-27-2008, 12:56 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,416
Posted By LashStoat
Bear...Bear!!! It's been ages since you had a...

Bear...Bear!!!

It's been ages since you had a large hardover [sic].

No wonder they call them Golden Books, and it worries me that the author was Dick Scarry...

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.
Forum: Lounge Lizard 06-26-2008, 10:26 PM
Replies: 625
Views: 39,555
Posted By LashStoat
Dear Ms. Not, I'm thinking that Norman Bates...

Dear Ms. Not,

I'm thinking that Norman Bates could sort this cat out with a bit of polyester batting, a bottle of Formaldehyde and a couple of glass eyes.

:evil:
Forum: Beatnik 06-26-2008, 09:57 PM
Replies: 5,004
Views: 262,602
Posted By LashStoat
I have a dark place for Jim Carrey - a peat bog...

I have a dark place for Jim Carrey - a peat bog in the north of Ireland.

:cool:
Forum: Lounge Lizard 06-26-2008, 09:45 PM
Replies: 25,673
Views: 3,669,661
Posted By LashStoat
Well the answer is obvious, and Gus-Gus will...

Well the answer is obvious, and Gus-Gus will definitely agree with me: if the old couch is causing problems, buy a new one!!!

Oh crap - that won't work - you'll worry about how to pay for it...
...
Forum: Lounge Lizard 06-26-2008, 07:00 PM
Replies: 25,673
Views: 3,669,661
Posted By LashStoat
Honey...that wasn't the Tooth Fairy. Big party...

Honey...that wasn't the Tooth Fairy. Big party that night huh???

:evil:
Forum: Lounge Lizard 06-26-2008, 06:58 PM
Replies: 25,673
Views: 3,669,661
Posted By LashStoat
Dear Kevy, I can totally relate to this...

Dear Kevy,

I can totally relate to this problem...if a butterfly flaps its wings in the Congo, I wake up (that is assuming I got to sleep in the first place, which in most cases I didn't).

And...
Forum: Lounge Lizard 06-26-2008, 12:00 AM
Replies: 25,673
Views: 3,669,661
Posted By LashStoat
So what have you got against shoving money up a...

So what have you got against shoving money up a frog's butt??? <grin>

...and wait 'til you see the matching shoes and handbag !!!

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.

PS/ How do you put spoiler tags...
Forum: Beatnik 06-25-2008, 08:09 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,784
Posted By LashStoat
2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY Black Monolith. White...

2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY

Black Monolith.
White Room.
Pink Baby.


SCHINDLER'S LIST

Milk
Forum: Hep Cat and Kitten 06-25-2008, 07:50 PM
Replies: 82
Views: 5,428
Posted By LashStoat
Did you say "Duct Tape" ??? ...I shall have to...

Did you say "Duct Tape" ???

...I shall have to add "Making a Tailor's Dumby" to the many uses of this ubiquitous item. And to remind you of one of my avatars:
Forum: Beatnik 06-25-2008, 07:30 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,784
Posted By LashStoat
...so let me understand...you want a L.A. sugar...

...so let me understand...you want a L.A. sugar daddy cowboy with a six pack that likes Doris Day movies.

Let me consult my little black-sequened book...hmmmm:


Has abs, not rich.
Rich, no...
Forum: Beatnik 06-25-2008, 07:09 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,784
Posted By LashStoat
Quote: Originally Posted by Kevy Baby...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kevy Baby http://www.loungeoftomorrow.com/LoT/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.loungeoftomorrow.com/LoT/showthread.php?p=220821#post220821)
I don't know why I...
Forum: Beatnik 06-25-2008, 06:57 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,784
Posted By LashStoat
...we are, but they ended up on the cutting room...

...we are, but they ended up on the cutting room floor. Can't think for the life of me why...as they make more sense.

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.

PS// Hey Kevy - get better soon dude.
Forum: Lounge Lizard 06-25-2008, 06:38 PM
Replies: 2,604
Views: 170,665
Posted By LashStoat
Bear...Bear!!! We could have some boneless...

Bear...Bear!!!

We could have some boneless chicken (from Kentucky State) wrapped in bacon (from Canadia State) and stuffed with cream cheese (from Philadelphia State)...but we'll have to leave off...
Forum: Lounge Lizard 06-25-2008, 06:28 PM
Replies: 2,604
Views: 170,665
Posted By LashStoat
Dear FlippyShark, OMFG...the only thing missing...

Dear FlippyShark,

OMFG...the only thing missing is a dusting of icing sugar, and you'd have all 3 food groups - sugar, salt and fat, as discovered by most fast-food outlets.

It is rumoured that a...
Forum: Beatnik 06-25-2008, 05:35 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,784
Posted By LashStoat
THE INDIANA JONES SERIES Father...

THE INDIANA JONES SERIES

Father Figure:
Indiana, you need to find the mystical object in the architectural ruin.

Indiana:
But I need to take a plane trip to find the ancient map written in...
Forum: Beatnik 06-25-2008, 05:19 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,784
Posted By LashStoat
STAR WARS Leia: He's your father. Darth...

STAR WARS

Leia:
He's your father.

Darth Vader:
She's your sister.

Luke:
Incest - a game the whole family can play.
Forum: Games and Word Play 06-25-2008, 04:33 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,194
Posted By LashStoat
Bear...Bear !!! It took me 3 hours to rake the...

Bear...Bear !!!

It took me 3 hours to rake the fornicating dirt [sic] into that Fen-Shui inspired pattern of rampant Axolotls with aztec embellishments. The least you could do is wash your feet...
Forum: Games and Word Play 06-25-2008, 03:56 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,194
Posted By LashStoat
You will marry Sean Connery. After a wild...

You will marry Sean Connery.

After a wild honeymoon, you will settle down in Crapchook in your fabulous Corrugated Tin Shack (with dingo-proof fence).

You will have 42 kid(s) together. (Stoat...
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