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Eliza Hodgkins 1812 · 06-25-2008, 05:17 PM

Pride and Prejudice

Darcy: I hate you first, but then I love you.

Elizabeth: I hate you. Wait. Is that YOUR gigantic house? I love you.

Darcy: Just remember who said it first.

The Cutting Edge

Doug: I hate you AND I hate ice skating. (Read as: I love you AND I love ice skating.)

Kate: I hate you. Wait. Is that YOUR gigantic penis? I love you.

Doug: Just remember who said it first.

06-25-2008, 05:17 PM	#12
Eliza Hodgkins 1812 Sputnik Sweetheart Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Long Beach Posts: 2,685	Nearly identical plots. Pride and Prejudice Darcy: I hate you first, but then I love you. Elizabeth: I hate you. Wait. Is that YOUR gigantic house? I love you. Darcy: Just remember who said it first. The Cutting Edge Doug: I hate you AND I hate ice skating. (Read as: I love you AND I love ice skating.) Kate: I hate you. Wait. Is that YOUR gigantic penis? I love you. Doug: Just remember who said it first.
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