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[Gemini Cricket]

Originally Posted by LashStoat

Dear GC,

How the fvck are you anyway?

Dear Stoat,
Not too bad, really.
Still jobless but I hope to change that very soon.
If you know of any sugar daddies in the L.A. area, send 'em my way.

GC

[LashStoat]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

Dear Stoat,
Not too bad, really.
Still jobless but I hope to change that very soon.
If you know of any sugar daddies in the L.A. area, send 'em my way.

GC

...so let me understand...you want a L.A. sugar daddy cowboy with a six pack that likes Doris Day movies.

Let me consult my little black-sequened book...hmmmm:

• Has abs, not rich.
• Rich, no abs.
• Rich with abs, no Doris Day.
• Rich with abs, not gay, likes Doris Day. WTF?
• Rich, has abs, gay, likes Doris Day. Damn, respects George Bush.
• Rich, has abs, gay, likes Doris Day. Damn, that one's taken.

Sorry dude, I'll have to get back to you on that one.

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.