The Jazz Kitchen Bill Cluster Fornication

[innerSpaceman]

Well, there was no one in that room when we finished dinner other than the restaurant staff and members of our party.

I can't think of how this happened either, but I personally can't attribute it to outright theivery without some evidence.

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

The "devolved" comment was in reference to Kevy talking about using sex as a gratuity.

Why do I always get blamed for these things?

I mean, it is a very logical assumption, but still...

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

I'd just like to point out that "The Jazz Kitchen Bill Cluster Fornication" would make an excellent band name.

Okay, that made me laugh heartily, which is a bad thing to do at work because then I have to explain why I was laughing.

Originally Posted by NirvanaMan

Agree but will play devil's advocate as this is something that always puzzled me.

Is the servers job harder at a more expensive restaurant than a TGI Friday's or Denny's? The food is much cheaper at those sorts of places (which I don't frequent anyway, but for the sake of the argument) but are they working any less hard?

Anyway, I agree you tip on pre-discount but you also tip on pre-tax. Those pretty much net out in this case.

My rule of thumb is that all servers get 20%, regardless of location and regardless of alcohol vs. not (and you probably won't find me ordering a $500 bottle of wine). Bad service gets less and when exceptional, I give more. I also tend to round up.

Also, I tip post-tax, but that is just me. I accept that other's opinions vary on this.

Is it safe to post my address here?

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

Is it safe to post my address here?

?

[Chernabog]

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

Is it safe to post my address here?

It's safe to post your e-mail address linked to your paypal account though so we can send you some money via that channel.

Resistance is futile Kevy. We'll find a way to slip it to you.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Originally Posted by Chernabog

It's safe to post your e-mail address linked to your paypal account though so we can send you some money via that channel.

And for added convenience, please include your bank account #, last 4 of your social, mother's maiden, and the name of your first pet.

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

... and the name of your first pet.

Why? Are you trying to determine my porn name?

Because I can tell you that is Hinkie Willowbrae

I can't make this stuff up I'm tellin' ya!