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Gemini Cricket · 06-25-2008, 05:16 PM

Do the Right Thing:

AFRICAN AMERICANS:
You all are racist.

ITALIAN AMERICANS:
You all are racist.

2008 AUDIENCE OF ANY RACE:
We're glad no one dresses like that any more.

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The Star Wars Trilogy in 3 lines:

A New Hope:

DARTH VADER:
I am a one big, bad, mutha fukka!

Empire Strikes Back:

DARTH VADER:
You got pwned! I'm your father, Luke!

Return of the Jedi:

DARTH VADER:
Okay, fine, I'm white like you. For the funeral, just put the mask back on, okay? Golly!

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Ratatouille:

REMY:
I don't want to be just a filthy rat. I want to be a chef!

GUSTEAU:
I am a psychotic hallucination you're having, Remy, of a man who knocked up his girl and didn't even know it. But I say, anyone, even a filthy germ riddled rat, can cook!

ANTON EGO:
Yes, anyone can cook. Even a rat. But no sane French person will buy that, so after your restaurant closes, I shall make money off of you as an investor and still no one will know you exist.

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 · 06-25-2008, 05:17 PM

Pride and Prejudice

Darcy: I hate you first, but then I love you.

Elizabeth: I hate you. Wait. Is that YOUR gigantic house? I love you.

Darcy: Just remember who said it first.

The Cutting Edge

Doug: I hate you AND I hate ice skating. (Read as: I love you AND I love ice skating.)

Kate: I hate you. Wait. Is that YOUR gigantic penis? I love you.

Doug: Just remember who said it first.

LashStoat · 06-25-2008, 05:19 PM

STAR WARS

Leia:
He's your father.

Darth Vader:
She's your sister.

Luke:
Incest - a game the whole family can play.

LSPoorEeyorick · 06-25-2008, 05:24 PM

I love reading everyone's three-line movies!

Gemini Cricket · 06-25-2008, 05:31 PM

The Lord of the Rings Trilogy in 3 Lines:

Fellowship of the Ring:

FRODO:
C'mon, Sam! We need to destroy the ring in the fires of Mordor.

The Two Towers:

FRODO:
Whew! This is a long walk, Sam.

Return of the King:

SAM:
If these goddamned eagles can fly us back home, couldn't they have flown us to Mordor in the first place?!

LashStoat · 06-25-2008, 05:35 PM

THE INDIANA JONES SERIES

Father Figure:
Indiana, you need to find the mystical object in the architectural ruin.

Indiana:
But I need to take a plane trip to find the ancient map written in hiero-petro-ana-glyphs.

Romantic Interest:
Indiiiiiiiiiii...forget the map, the swarming creatures are attacking!

wendybeth · 06-25-2008, 05:37 PM

They all rock, but GC's LOTR trilogy wins, hands down!

LSPoorEeyorick · 06-25-2008, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LashStoat

STAR WARS

Leia:
He's your father.

Darth Vader:
She's your sister.

Luke:
Incest - a game the whole family can play.

Throw in a little illegal irrigation and it also goes for Chinatown!

Cadaverous Pallor · 06-25-2008, 06:06 PM

The Matrix

Neo:
Life seems weird. What's the truth?

Trinity, Morpheus and the Oracle in chorus:
The truth is that you're a god in a world where nothing is real.

Neo:
Whoa.

Kevy Baby · 06-25-2008, 06:08 PM

I don't know why I thought I had to use actual lines from the movie.

06-25-2008, 05:16 PM	#11
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Do the Right Thing: AFRICAN AMERICANS: You all are racist. ITALIAN AMERICANS: You all are racist. 2008 AUDIENCE OF ANY RACE: We're glad no one dresses like that any more. ------------------------- The Star Wars Trilogy in 3 lines: A New Hope: DARTH VADER: I am a one big, bad, mutha fukka! Empire Strikes Back: DARTH VADER: You got pwned! I'm your father, Luke! Return of the Jedi: DARTH VADER: Okay, fine, I'm white like you. For the funeral, just put the mask back on, okay? Golly! ----------------------------- Ratatouille: REMY: I don't want to be just a filthy rat. I want to be a chef! GUSTEAU: I am a psychotic hallucination you're having, Remy, of a man who knocked up his girl and didn't even know it. But I say, anyone, even a filthy germ riddled rat, can cook! ANTON EGO: Yes, anyone can cook. Even a rat. But no sane French person will buy that, so after your restaurant closes, I shall make money off of you as an investor and still no one will know you exist.
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Eliza Hodgkins 1812 Sputnik Sweetheart Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Long Beach Posts: 2,685	Nearly identical plots. Pride and Prejudice Darcy: I hate you first, but then I love you. Elizabeth: I hate you. Wait. Is that YOUR gigantic house? I love you. Darcy: Just remember who said it first. The Cutting Edge Doug: I hate you AND I hate ice skating. (Read as: I love you AND I love ice skating.) Kate: I hate you. Wait. Is that YOUR gigantic penis? I love you. Doug: Just remember who said it first.
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06-25-2008, 05:19 PM	#13
LashStoat There's a hole in the Bin Liner... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Merry Old Land of OZ. Posts: 428	STAR WARS *Leia:* He's your father. *Darth Vader:* She's your sister. *Luke:* Incest - a game the whole family can play.
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LSPoorEeyorick scribblin' Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in the moment Posts: 3,872	I love reading everyone's three-line movies!
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06-25-2008, 05:31 PM	#15
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	The Lord of the Rings Trilogy in 3 Lines: Fellowship of the Ring: FRODO: C'mon, Sam! We need to destroy the ring in the fires of Mordor. The Two Towers: FRODO: Whew! This is a long walk, Sam. Return of the King: SAM: If these goddamned eagles can fly us back home, couldn't they have flown us to Mordor in the first place?!
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06-25-2008, 05:35 PM	#16
LashStoat There's a hole in the Bin Liner... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Merry Old Land of OZ. Posts: 428	THE INDIANA JONES SERIES *Father Figure:* Indiana, you need to find the mystical object in the architectural ruin. *Indiana:* But I need to take a plane trip to find the ancient map written in hiero-petro-ana-glyphs. *Romantic Interest:* Indiiiiiiiiiii...forget the map, the swarming creatures are attacking!
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06-25-2008, 05:37 PM	#17
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	They all rock, but GC's LOTR trilogy wins, hands down! __________________
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Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	The Matrix Neo: Life seems weird. What's the truth? Trinity, Morpheus and the Oracle in chorus: The truth is that you're a god in a world where nothing is real. Neo: Whoa. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	I don't know why I thought I had to use actual lines from the movie. __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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