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mousepod · 06-25-2008, 06:16 PM

West Side Story

Tony & Maria:
I love you even though our families think we don't belong together, and thanks to Steve and Lenny, we can sing about it!

Bill Shakespeare:
So Steve and Lenny are to blame? I think
I shall be calling my solicitor!

Art Brooke & Bill Painter:
(clear throats)

Gemini Cricket · 06-25-2008, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

I don't know why I thought I had to use actual lines from the movie.

I don't remember this line from Mary Poppins...

Quote:

Originally Posted by LSPoorEeyorick

BERT
'Alo, 'alo! I 'ave a 'orrible cockney accen'... buy a kite, mister?

innerSpaceman · 06-25-2008, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

I don't know why I thought I had to use actual lines from the movie.

Yeah, I call shenanigans ... but they made the thread possible, and funnier.

and that Dick van Dyke line was a song lyric, I believe

LashStoat · 06-25-2008, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

I don't know why I thought I had to use actual lines from the movie.

...we are, but they ended up on the cutting room floor. Can't think for the life of me why...as they make more sense.

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.

PS// Hey Kevy - get better soon dude.

LashStoat · 06-25-2008, 07:09 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

I don't know why I thought I had to use actual lines from the movie.

I don't remember this line from Mary Poppins...
Quote:
Originally Posted by LSPoorEeyorick

BERT
'Alo, 'alo! I 'ave a 'orrible cockney accen'... buy a kite, mister?

Dear GC,

How the fvck are you anyway?

Now to business:

The "Kite" that Bert was referring to was cocaine (as in "high as a kite").

Didn't you pick up on the fact that he was the local dealer???

Do you honestly think that they all jumped into a chalk drawing and danced with freakin' penguins???

The closing song was actually an advertisement for the stuff. Mary was lucky she never got done for drug trafficking - the bottomless bag saved her sorry ass.

You Americans crack me up...ummm...make me laugh.

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.

Gemini Cricket · 06-25-2008, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LashStoat

Dear GC,

How the fvck are you anyway?

Dear Stoat,
Not too bad, really.
Still jobless but I hope to change that very soon.
If you know of any sugar daddies in the L.A. area, send 'em my way.

GC

LashStoat · 06-25-2008, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

Dear Stoat,
Not too bad, really.
Still jobless but I hope to change that very soon.
If you know of any sugar daddies in the L.A. area, send 'em my way.

GC

...so let me understand...you want a L.A. sugar daddy cowboy with a six pack that likes Doris Day movies.

Let me consult my little black-sequened book...hmmmm:

Has abs, not rich.
Rich, no abs.
Rich with abs, no Doris Day.
Rich with abs, not gay, likes Doris Day. WTF?
Rich, has abs, gay, likes Doris Day. Damn, respects George Bush.
Rich, has abs, gay, likes Doris Day. Damn, that one's taken.

Sorry dude, I'll have to get back to you on that one.

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.

frodo potter · 06-25-2008, 07:33 PM

The Big Lebowski:

Dude: Lets bowl

Cowboy: there is so much happening in this world everyone everything is interconnected and sometimes while trying to do one thing for one reason you end up doing many things than change your life

Dude: Fvck that lets bowl

BarTopDancer · 06-25-2008, 07:51 PM

The Simpson's Movie:

Homer: Let's keep polluting the environment

EPA: We can't trust you to not destroy the environment or your town so we're protecting you from yourselves. And then we're going to blow you up.

Lisa: I'm confused. Is Al Gore or George Bush in office?

LashStoat · 06-25-2008, 08:09 PM

2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY

Black Monolith.
White Room.
Pink Baby.

SCHINDLER'S LIST

Milk
Bread
Bacon*

*it's meat candy.

SOPHIE'S CHOICE

Red dress, white shoes, pink handbag.
Pink dress, red shoes, white handbag.
White dress, pink shoes, red handbag.

06-25-2008, 06:16 PM	#21
mousepod You broke your Ramadar! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,635	West Side Story Tony & Maria: I love you even though our families think we don't belong together, and thanks to Steve and Lenny, we can sing about it! Bill Shakespeare: So Steve and Lenny are to blame? I think I shall be calling my solicitor! Art Brooke & Bill Painter: (clear throats) __________________ "Give the public everything you can give them, keep the place as clean as you can keep it, keep it friendly" - Walt Disney
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06-25-2008, 07:09 PM	#25
LashStoat There's a hole in the Bin Liner... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Merry Old Land of OZ. Posts: 428	Quote: Originally Posted by Kevy Baby I don't know why I thought I had to use actual lines from the movie. I don't remember this line from Mary Poppins... Quote: Originally Posted by LSPoorEeyorick BERT 'Alo, 'alo! I 'ave a 'orrible cockney accen'... buy a kite, mister? Dear GC, How the fvck are you anyway? Now to business: The "Kite" that Bert was referring to was cocaine (as in "high as a kite"). Didn't you pick up on the fact that he was the local dealer??? Do you honestly think that they all jumped into a chalk drawing and danced with freakin' penguins??? The closing song was actually an advertisement for the stuff. Mary was lucky she never got done for drug trafficking - the bottomless bag saved her sorry ass. You Americans crack me up...ummm...make me laugh. Love and hugs, The Stoat XXX.
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06-25-2008, 07:33 PM	#28
frodo potter Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 84	The Big Lebowski: Dude: Lets bowl Cowboy: there is so much happening in this world everyone everything is interconnected and sometimes while trying to do one thing for one reason you end up doing many things than change your life Dude: Fvck that lets bowl
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06-25-2008, 07:51 PM	#29
BarTopDancer Prepping... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Here, there, everywhere Posts: 11,405	The Simpson's Movie: Homer: Let's keep polluting the environment EPA: We can't trust you to not destroy the environment or your town so we're protecting you from yourselves. And then we're going to blow you up. Lisa: I'm confused. Is Al Gore or George Bush in office? __________________ Spork is the new MacGyver Postcards From My Edge
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06-25-2008, 08:09 PM	#30
LashStoat There's a hole in the Bin Liner... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Merry Old Land of OZ. Posts: 428	2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY Black Monolith. White Room. Pink Baby. SCHINDLER'S LIST Milk Bread Bacon* it's meat candy. SOPHIE'S CHOICE* Red dress, white shoes, pink handbag. Pink dress, red shoes, white handbag. White dress, pink shoes, red handbag.
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