WTF Stories of the Week

[alphabassettgrrl]

Gravy wrestling???? Eeewwww.....

Great headline, though.

[Kevy Baby]

Absolutely! They should wrestle in something more civilized like mud or jello.

[JWBear]

... Or oil.

[SzczerbiakManiac]

mmmm, Turkish oil wrestling... <drools>

(google "Turkish oil wrestling", I dare ya!)

[JWBear]

mmmm, Turkish oil wrestling... <drools>

(google "Turkish oil wrestling", I dare ya!)

NUDE oil wrestling... Even better!

[Ghoulish Delight]

Accident investigators have said that the key to understanding the cause of this accident will be to look closely at the skid marks (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/47090030/ns/local_news-orange_county_ca/)

[SzczerbiakManiac]

tee hee hee

[JWBear]

Caltrans crews were at the scene in case fluids leaked from the big-rig.

Well... At least they had plenty of TP to soak it all up!

[Ghoulish Delight]

Anti-texting campaigns are getting a little extreme (http://www.kval.com/news/offbeat/Texting-man-comes-face-to-face-with-bear-146835995.html)

[alphabassettgrrl]

Anti-texting campaigns are getting a little extreme (http://www.kval.com/news/offbeat/Texting-man-comes-face-to-face-with-bear-146835995.html)

But are they effective? That's what I want to know.

[Moonliner]

A talking pineapple challenges a hare to a race. The other animals wager on the immobile pineapple winning — and ponder whether it’s tricking them.

When the pineapple fails to move at all and the rabbit wins, the animals dine on the pineapple.

Why did the animals eat the talking fruit?

Which animal was wisest?

[Ghoulish Delight]

0.o

If you'll need me I'll be refreshing msnbc.com waiting for the breaking headline about the neurotoxin released in the DC area today.

[Alex]

Here's a link to the story (http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/talking-pineapple-question-state-exam-stumps-article-1.1064657).

Initially I assumed it was some kind of essay-response section. And I didn't really have a problem with using an absurdist story for that, assuming the goal is to display an ability to think and put it in words it would give the kids obvious creative freedom on how to proceed.

But since it was multiple choice, it's just stupid. I assume some kind of placeholder silliness that mistakenly made it into the final test.

[Strangler Lewis]

The answers are "they wanted to" because none of the more specific answers is justified by the context and "the owl" because he had the good sense not to be mentioned and owls are always the wisest.

[Moonliner]

The answers are "they wanted to" because none of the more specific answers is justified by the context and "the owl" because he had the good sense not to be mentioned and owls are always the wisest.

I chose 'C'. Because they were hungry.

The animals had been sitting around for hours watching the race. No mention was made of snacks so we know they were hungry. The rest is speculation.

[Strangler Lewis]

Perhaps, if you discount the talking animals' logical dietary habits. For instance, if the coyote was truly hungry, he would have eaten the hare.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Perhaps, if you discount the talking animals' logical dietary habits. For instance, if the coyote was truly hungry, he would have eaten the hare.

So the answer is E) They were lazy. The hare was too fast and too far away to be eaten.

Meanwhile, the author of the story weighs in (http://www.pinkwater.com/pzone/)

[Alex]

The things I remember.

Here's Peter Segal's (of Wait Wait Don't Tell Me) run in with Pearson, the test making company. Part 1 (http://petersagal.com/2010/08/for-gods-sake-texas/), Part 2 (http://petersagal.com/2010/08/for-gods-sake-texas-ctd/).

[Ghoulish Delight]

Heh, I remember that story. I didn't realize it was the same company.

[Moonliner]

I guess that wasn't such a bright idea (https://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/swiss-women-dies-giving-water-food-thought-live-sunlight-article-1.1067359) after all.....



Swiss newspaper Tages-Anzeiger reports that a woman starved to death after embarking on a spiritual diet that required her to stop eating or drinking and live off sunlight alone.

[JWBear]

Didn't anyone tell her that she's not a plant?

[CoasterMatt]

This one is horrific (http://gawker.com/5904888/altercation-over-parking-spot-ends-in-death-by-testicular-asphyxiation) - Death by Testicular Asphyxiation.

[SzczerbiakManiac]

I saw Cabin in the Woods last night (liked it) but was shocked and annoyed that some dumbass chose to bring a toddler. About every 10 minutes, the child would start gabbing (not its fault). I did report it to management and they sent in two security people, but they happened to come in when the kid wasn't being disruptive.

What kind of fücked-up parent brings a toddler to a horror film!?!

[Ghoulish Delight]

Warning, NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH

What's in John's Freezer (http://whatsinjohnsfreezer.com/) is a blog by a research veterinarian specializing in morphology of large animals who, as a result, works at a lab with a freezer full of huge dead animals that eventually get dissected in the name of research (in an intro posts he says he never discusses their sources for their research subjects for various reasons but being a legitimate research facility, they are all legal sources. Probably a fair guess that most are from zoos). He talks about the specimens, and posts photos of them.

This photo is just mind boggling. I'm normally pretty squeamish myself, but from a "holy crap, I never even THOUGHT about that, at that scale, that is amazing!" perspective this was...amazing.

Elephant intestines.

You've been warned

http://whatsinjohnsfreezer.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/windfall-ele-097.jpg

ETA: And, there's actually a whole documentary series on the subject in the UK, Inside Nature's Giants (http://www.channel4.com/programmes/inside-natures-giants/episode-guide)

[Not Afraid]

http://nanopedia.case.edu/image/fantastic.voyage.jpg

[Ghoulish Delight]

Holy run on sentences Batman. I was interrupted several times while composing that last post of mine and apparently never bothered to review what I'd already written each time I returned.

[alphabassettgrrl]

That's quite a picture.

[lashbear]

Those intestines would make the world's largest sausages. Someone really needs to tell Heston Blumenthal about this.

[SzczerbiakManiac]

This one is horrific (http://gawker.com/5904888/altercation-over-parking-spot-ends-in-death-by-testicular-asphyxiation) - Death by Testicular Asphyxiation.You CAN die just from having your testicles squeezed too hard (http://gizmodo.com/5905682/can-you-die-if-someone-squeezes-your-testicles-hard-enough). :eek:

[Cadaverous Pallor]

ETA: And, there's actually a whole documentary series on the subject in the UK, Inside Nature's Giants (http://www.channel4.com/programmes/inside-natures-giants/episode-guide)I'd love to see this if/when it makes it across the Atlantic. Hope it doesn't make you too squeamish.

Whale, anyone?

http://corkcoast.com/Courtmacsherrywhale/video/intestine/intestine.png

[Moonliner]

Oooh! I want one of these. (http://gizmodo.com/5906217/residential-buildings-in-london-will-house-surface+to+air-missiles-during-the-olympics)

You want to let your dog poop on my lawn? Yeah I don't think so!

[Kevy Baby]

Which lead me to The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories (http://gizmodo.com/5905986/the-worst-book-covers-of-all-time-have-destroyed-my-faith-in-humanity) and other bad book covers.

[Ghoulish Delight]

On the one hand, I am inclined to believe the mother in this case. It just doesn't add up that the establishment would allow such a blatant breach of law and common sense.

On the other hand, OMG WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR BRAIN THAT YOU THINK YOU LOOK OKAY LIKE THAT, LADY?!?!?!?!?!?! (http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/02/11500434-new-jersey-tanning-mom-denies-charges-of-child-endangerment?lite)

[SzczerbiakManiac]

I'm confused. How can an old baseball mitt be raising a human daughter?

[JWBear]

I think she can stop. It looks like she's done cooking now.

[lashbear]

Tanning is the process of treating skins of animals to produce leather, which is more durable and less susceptible to decomposition. Traditionally, tanning used tannin, an acidic chemical compound from which the tanning process draws its name (tannin is in turn named for an old German word for oak or fir trees, which supplied it). Coloring may occur during tanning. A tannery is the term for a place where the skins are processed.
Nice to see someone who takes the word to heart.

[Morrigoon]

Lemme get this straight... she takes her daughter to the tanning salon, where SHE tans. Which means either:
1. Child is left unattended in another room, or
2. Child is in same room (which she claims), and one is left to assume WITHOUT EYE PROTECTION!!!

Not in the bed does not mean not exposed to the lights.

[Moonliner]

Wow. Not only are Harley's one bad ass ride, they also float. (http://gizmodo.com/5907106/a-harley-that-washed-up-in-canada-will-be-returned-to-japanese-tsunami-survivor)


A Harley That Washed Up In Canada Will Be Returned To Japanese Tsunami Survivor

[Kevy Baby]

Wow. Not only are Harley's one bad ass ride, they also float. (http://gizmodo.com/5907106/a-harley-that-washed-up-in-canada-will-be-returned-to-japanese-tsunami-survivor)Yeah, I saw that on the news and tried to figure out how it made it over!

[Alex]

Air in tires and an empty but air tight gas tank?

[SzczerbiakManiac]

NOT a job I'll be applying for (http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/the-guy-with-the-worst-job-ever)!
work safe but not for the faint of heart
<looks for the yammy emoticon>

[lashbear]

Monkey Magic !!!

[SzczerbiakManiac]

18 month old ordered off plane (http://www.wpbf.com/news/south-florida/Baby-18-months-old-ordered-off-plane-at-Fort-Lauderdale-airport/-/8788880/13038550/-/fhxhp7/-/index.html)
Why? She was on a no fly list.

[lashbear]

18 month old ordered off plane (http://www.wpbf.com/news/south-florida/Baby-18-months-old-ordered-off-plane-at-Fort-Lauderdale-airport/-/8788880/13038550/-/fhxhp7/-/index.html)
Why? She was on a no fly list.

It's her parents fault for naming her Khalid Sheikh Mohammed.

[Alex]

I'm in favor. More babies on no fly lists!

(Actually, I've never had a flight ruined by an actual infant. But plenty of whiny babies.)

[Kevy Baby]

(Actually, I've never had a flight ruined by an actual infant. But plenty of whiny babies.)And I'll bet some of those whiny babies were actual babies.

[Alex]

I doubt it.

[Kevy Baby]

Our Lady of Sorrows (Ariz.) baseball team forfeits state title rather than play against team with a girl (http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/highschool-prep-rally/lady-sorrows-ariz-baseball-team-forfeits-state-title-041333504.html)

[Ghoulish Delight]

Michael McKean was hit by a car today.

[Kevy Baby]

Did he hit back?

[Moonliner]

And so it begins, the Zombie Apocalypse (http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/26/2818832/naked-man-shot-killed-on-macarthur.html).


One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked, and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp Saturday, police said.

[SzczerbiakManiac]

huh (http://www.towleroad.com/2012/05/is-this-flier-asking-straight-men-on-gay-play-date-a-joke.html)?
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-6ip6Y-bzOXs/T8etwxRRLvI/AAAAAAABYm4/rvw9BWoEDWg/s1600/rainbowbus.JPG

[lashbear]

I sense a bait & switch run by bashers?

[CoasterMatt]

Artist mourns his dead cat, by turning him into a helicopter - Stills of the "Orvillecopter" here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-yyNAT-3LY). Great video of flight testing here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePNdcdNm9fY).

[Strangler Lewis]

And what does Tiddles do?

[Frikitiki]

So would you sit in this chair? (http://www.cultofweird.com/art/a-chair-with-guts/)

[Alex]

No. Not because of the guts but because it doesn't look remotely comfortable.

[alphabassettgrrl]

I'm with Alex. Looks uncomfortable. Though it might be good for a laugh.

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Woman arrested for castrating man with bare hands (http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/06/08/north-carolina-woman-arrested-for-castrating-man-with-bare-hands/) :eek:

[Ghoulish Delight]

The story is disturbing enough...made more so by the revelation of "malicious castration" as an actual named felony charge in North Carolina. For realsies (http://www.ncga.state.nc.us/enactedlegislation/statutes/pdf/bysection/chapter_14/gs_14-28.pdf)

[alphabassettgrrl]

Woman arrested for castrating man with bare hands (http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/06/08/north-carolina-woman-arrested-for-castrating-man-with-bare-hands/) :eek:

Bare hands? You can do that? Huh. I thought it took more than that.

[Kevy Baby]

Speaking of odd chairs:

http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/2008/06/30/presse1_Jz5GI_1333.jpg

[SzczerbiakManiac]

I don't want to drink that "juice". :eek:

[Disneyphile]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

[Ghoulish Delight]

Rest easy, Los Angeles, the pair of lungs found on the sidewalk are not human (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/12/lungs-sidewalk-not-human_n_1591166.html).

Phew.

[Capt Jack]

while not living in LA, that really doesnt make the story tons less disturbing.

[RStar]

I can just picture some deranged looser with unkempt hair and glasses taped back together reaching into a large paper grocery bag, pulling out the bovine lungs he stole from the slaughterhouse where he works hosing down the blood and guts. He then carefully placed them on the sidewalk while snickering, for some unsuspecting innocent little old lady to find while she walks home with her bottle of Ripple from the corner liquor store. I'm sure he hung out behind the big blue mailbox with the tag writing on it so that he could see her startled expression, and giggle as she ran off screaming all the way home where she could call 911.

Then he went home, sat in a juicing chair, and ate the heart he stole with the lungs while watching Big Bang Theory on TV. On a wall to his left are thousands of pictures taped to the wall, mostly of the faces of the cows that got dispatched at his place of employment.

I can see it so clearly.....


Just in case you were wondering who the hell would place errant lungs on some sidewalk somewhere.....

[Kevy Baby]

Coast Guard says story of N.J. yacht explosion was a hoaxNEW YORK -- The news began breaking Monday evening, and local TV stations quickly had choppers hovering over the scene and "Breaking News" blaring across their screens in red letters. A yacht with the memorable name of Blind Date had reportedly exploded off the New Jersey coastline, tossing 21 people into the sea and severely burning several of them.The whole story (http://bostonherald.com/news/national/northeast/view/20120613coast_guard_says_story_of_nj_yacht_explosi on_was_a_hoax)

I hope they find the SOB and persecute the f**k out of him.

[RStar]

I hope so, too. Perhaps they needed a diversion in order to rob a bank or something.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Apparently there are enough nimrods that tweet photos of their debit cards that someone started a @needadebitcard (https://twitter.com/#!/needadebitcard) handle that collects them as people tweet them.

Just...wow.

[Alex]

I'd probably just set up a twitterbot to automatically reply saying "Thanks! Can you now post a picture of the other side so I can get the three digit security code?"

[alphabassettgrrl]

Why would anyone post a picture of their debit card? Who wants to see it, other than thieves? I don't get it.

[Kevy Baby]

Seriously? Someone named their book The Loneliest Ho in the World (http://www.amazon.com/The-Loneliest-World-Lapland-stories/dp/0954370201/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1342201060&sr=8-1&keywords=the+loneliest+ho+in+the+world)?!?

[Kevy Baby]

Celery: Nature's Toothbrush for Your Colon (NSFW)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ky_NOWCwa8c/TqDnscUXd7I/AAAAAAAAOVo/X2sL-bYsPAM/s1600/celery-butt-toothbrush.jpg

[lashbear]

apparently, McDonalds has pulled rank in their sponsorship demands, and will not let other Olympic food outlets sell chips/fries unless its served with a piece of fish.

I can see a loophole, whereby fish cocktails (like fish nuggets) are sold as a 1-pack with a full serve of chips. That's what I'D do, if I owned a food concession.

[Ghoulish Delight]

They've changed their mind on that.

[Strangler Lewis]

And then . . . there's copper (http://www.petaluma360.com/article/20120716/COMMUNITY/120719706/1362?Title=Suspected-rooftop-copper-thief-arrested-in-Petaluma)

I'm imaging the dialogue between the thief and his lookout who fled.

L: Copper!

T: That's why we're here.

L: Copper!

T: Working on it.

L: No! Copper! Coming!

T: It will be if you shut up.

And so on.

I just made my morning.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Sand "tunnel" collapses on boy (http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/07/18/12809963-new-jersey-boy-rushed-to-hospital-after-sand-tunnel-collapse?lite&__utma=14933801.453867262.1342394254.1342588000.13 42618264.6&__utmb=14933801.1.10.1342618264&__utmc=14933801&__utmx=-&__utmz=14933801.1342394254.1.1.utmcsr=(direct)|utm ccn=(direct)|utmcmd=(none)&__utmv=14933801.|8=Earned%20By=msnbc%7Ccover=1^12= Landing%20Content=Mixed=1^13=Landing%20Hostname=ww w.nbcnews.com=1^30=Visit%20Type%20to%20Content=Ear ned%20to%20Mixed=1&__utmk=146447668)

But really, it's the last few paragraphs that push this story into the realm of WTF

[Alex]

Haven't they learned from movies that you don't make police or firefighters actually work on they're last day before retirement?

My first reading was even more WTF because I misread it as being the father of the kid in the sand who got hit by the firetruck.

[Moonliner]

So I was looking at a sample 911 Operator test today (Why? That's a story in it's own right I'll get around to one of these days....)

It had a lot of questions like, "What color is marijuana" and "Cocaine makes a user: hyperactive,lazy, hungry" etc... And then in the middle of all these other questions, was this gem:

24. What is the worth of the most valuable thing you have stolen?
(A) $2000 or more
(B) $1000 to $2000
(C) $100 to $1000
(D) $25 to $100
(E) $0 to $25

Heh, I have to think this is not a test where a simple X% of questions correct is passing.

[Ghoulish Delight]

So have to assume George Zimmerman was heavily coached by his attorneys before that interview.

Do you think he ran the "god's will" line by them? Because that is just...wrong.

[Betty]

So have to assume George Zimmerman was heavily coached by his attorneys before that interview.

Do you think he ran the "god's will" line by them? Because that is just...wrong.

His apology was bull**** "I'm sorry you had to bury your son" - similar to "I'm sorry you were offended by what I said" instead of "I'm sorry for what I said".

[Kevy Baby]

It seems as good as any place to put this (though I have been considering starting a "Stupid Human Tricks" thread).

Big error in Olympic tattoo

It's not every day that you get to run around carrying the Olympic torch in a foreign country. That's why when Atlanta resident Jerri Peterson, 54, was selected to participate in the 2012 Olympic Torch Relay for her years of charity fundraising, she decided to commemorate the event with some permanent ink.

Unfortunately for Peterson, the tattoo artist she went to didn't run his artwork through spell-check before busting out the ink gun.The whole story (http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/olympics-fourth-place-medal/big-error-olympic-tattoo-160521077--oly.html)

http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusolyexperts/Oylmpic-tattoo.jpg

[Alex]

Bad on the artist, but still bad on her for not noticing in the transfer proof.

[Kevy Baby]

Yeah, if I was going to have a word permanently put on my body, I would make damn sure it was spelled correctly.

[Strangler Lewis]

I would attribute the outcome to diligence by the event's trademark and licensing attorneys.

[Ghoulish Delight]

The "F" in WTF officially stands for "Florida"

Sleeping Florida man arrested in drive thru offers taco as id [then tries to eat the taco] from inside burning car (http://martincountytimes.com/sleeping-florida-man-arrested-in-drive-thru-offers-taco-as-i-d-from-inside-burning-car)

Outstanding.

[alphabassettgrrl]

Ah, Florida, you never fail to entertain me.

[CoasterMatt]

Rectum? It damn near killed 'um! (http://www.thelocal.se/42146/20120720/) :eek: OUCH!!!!

[Capt Jack]

Rectum? It damn near killed 'um! (http://www.thelocal.se/42146/20120720/) :eek: OUCH!!!!

against my better and wiser judgement....I read it.

'that which is seen...' as they say.


and as far as the misspelled tattoo...thats precisely why, when I got the one I have in japanese, I checked what must have been 10 different sources as well as tracking down someone who could read japanese before giving the go ahead...not to mention having them make notes on my sample as to right side up and right vs left orientation.

theyve only themselves to blame

[Moonliner]

Grrrrr.... :mad:

https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQRe1Bfp-vtOnTSOG2pzXeUtekAMTr1edbmKkABKG84wcgxt5TEuA



The Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) ordered a halt to sale of Buckyballs magnetic toys on Wednesday (http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/07/25/us-usa-buckyballs-idUSBRE86O1LN20120725), calling them a serious hazard in the panel's first stop-sale order in 11 years.


What a bunch of hooey!

Here is a response from Buckyballs CEO (http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_162-57480531-10391704/buckyballs-ceo-on-cpsc-complaint-how-can-this-happen-in-america/)

[Ghoulish Delight]

I heard they were kinda cheaply done and whatever cosmetic coating they have on them tends to flake off.

[Moonliner]

I heard they were kinda cheaply done and whatever cosmetic coating they have on them tends to flake off.

Quality wise, Zen magnets are better (and not yet banned), but either set is still fun to play with.

[Capt Jack]

you can still get Buckyballs on ebay, btw.

[Morrigoon]

Great, now I have this image in my head of Olive Oyl running with a torch

[CoasterMatt]

Appropriately enough, this guy (http://gawker.com/5930151/man-forced-to-learn-the-hard-way-not-to-set-off-fireworks-inside-his-own-ass) is from near Darwin, Australia. :eek:

[Kevy Baby]

Why are you picking on Australians?

[Ghoulish Delight]

Alrighty, Calvin, whatever you say (http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/07/31/snoop-dogg-changes-name-to-snoop-lion-says-is-bob-marley-reincarnated/)

[SzczerbiakManiac]

There is such a thing as too much drug use. Clearly Calvin Broadus has passed that point.

According to Wikipedia, Bob Marley died 10 years after Calvin was born. I'm no expert (because it's nonsense), but doesn't the person being reincarnated have to die before the reincarnatee is born?

[Ghoulish Delight]

Didn't you read what he said? He's been born again. Duh.

[Kevy Baby]

Next, he will be Snoop Mountain Lion







The Mac OS versions are named after big game cats: they recently upgraded from "Lion" to "Mountain Lion." Before that, the versions (from newest to oldest) were Snow Leopard, Leopard, Tiger, Panther, Jaguar, Puma, and Cheetah.

[Moonliner]

Grrrrr.... :mad:

https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQRe1Bfp-vtOnTSOG2pzXeUtekAMTr1edbmKkABKG84wcgxt5TEuA




What a bunch of hooey!

Here is a response from Buckyballs CEO (http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_162-57480531-10391704/buckyballs-ceo-on-cpsc-complaint-how-can-this-happen-in-america/)

Interesting related article. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/eliyahu-federman/banning-buckyball-magnets_b_1711110.html)


Dogs are statistically over 120 times more dangerous than Buckyball magnet sets. According to the CDC, out of a population of 100,000 there were 129.3 dog bite related injuries treated in emergency hospital rooms.

Tennis injuries are estimated to be 1,228 per a population of 100,000 making Tennis an astonishing 1,228 times more dangerous than Buckyballs. Soccer, Cheerleading, poisoning through common household chemicals are all over 1,000 times more dangerous than Buckyballs. Skateboarding is 890 times more dangerous.

[Kevy Baby]

Well, this just sucks. I just wrote a brilliant well thought-out response to the article pointing out the flaws in the numbers, but it all disappeared (my error).

Bottom line:

The reference to 475.2 million balls (216 per set x 2.2 million sets "in circulation") is pointless. However, he bases his comparisons on the 2.2 million sets, so I will overlook this.
The numbers do not take into account (for example) the number of dogs (78.2 million according to the Humane Society (http://www.humanesociety.org/issues/pet_overpopulation/facts/pet_ownership_statistics.html)) as compared to the number of Buckyball sets.
The tennis comparison is completely incorrect because it is a well known fact that most people blame their masturbation injuries on tennis.

That being said, Buckyballgate is ridiculous - people need to take responsibility for their own stupidity and stop blaming others.

[Ghoulish Delight]

The thing about this story (http://gawker.com/5931368/police-say-handcuffed-man-in-back-of-cop-car-shot-himself-in-the-head-mother-they-killed-him) is, that's one HORRIBLE lie if the officers are lying. Which leaves me inclined to believe they're telling the truth. I mean, can someone REALLY tell that dumb of a cover up story?

My best guess...small derringer type pistol in the back of his waistband got missed in the patdown, he pulls it, tries to shoot a window out, bullet ricochets off bullet proof window (or some other part of the car if the windows isn't bullet proof and his aim was just bad from behind his back with cuffs on) and hit him in the head.

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Some executive at Little Baby's Ice Cream (http://www.littlebabysicecream.com/) thought this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=erh2ngRZxs0) would make their ice cream seem appealing?!?

[alphabassettgrrl]

EEeewww......

[lashbear]

Dont Want.

[lashbear]

BTW: Love Lickers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0_fVzTJO-8&feature=player_embedded) is just as bad. I like the comment on the page:
Somewhere, in an ad agency, sits a smug asshole believing they are "creative."

Theyll get plenty of views - cant say the same for sales.

[Kevy Baby]

The sploshing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wet_and_messy_fetishism)* crowd must love it.

*Link NSFW

[RStar]

Some executive at Little Baby's Ice Cream (http://www.littlebabysicecream.com/) thought this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=erh2ngRZxs0) would make their ice cream seem appealing?!?

I don't think that's even ice cream. It looks like marshmellow fluff to me. That's about as unappealing as they come. Which I think she (?) did right after filming that...

[lashbear]

The sploshing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wet_and_messy_fetishism)* crowd must love it.

*Link NSFW

Sploshing?!? Oh well, at least its safe sex..... they're using Condiments.

[Strangler Lewis]

Puts me in mind of the old Penthouse Forum letter from the college student who liked to fvck his pizzas.

[Capt Jack]

welcome to Nation Night (Singapore) (http://whatsnext.blogs.cnn.com/2012/08/07/video-urges-singapore-couples-to-make-babies-now/?hpt=hp_t3)

if anything at all, you simply MUST watch the video.

I think we have a winner for the WTF of the month

[Prudence]

That was truly terrifying. After it had finished, someone in the room asked what that was and I literally could not respond for several seconds.

[CoasterMatt]

Drunk Idiot Takes a Nap On Airport Baggage Belt And Gets X-Rayed (http://gizmodo.com/5933628/drunk-idiot-takes-a-nap-on-airport-baggage-belt-and-gets-x+rayed?utm_campaign=socialflow_gizmodo_facebook&utm_source=gizmodo_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow) :cheers:

[CoasterMatt]

http://i.imgur.com/1uqAd.jpg

[Alex]

Now Chris is just trying too hard for internet fame.

[JWBear]

AAAAHHHHHHaaahhhAAHHHHHH!

Bad Matt! Bad!

[Ghoulish Delight]

VAM

[lashbear]

TOTAL VAM.

...and the picture is too creepy for words. Plus he needs makeup lessons.

[€uroMeinke]

I like Pancakes

http://diegoguevara.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/TheeBlog-TheDarkness_HotCakes5.jpg

http://diegoguevara.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/TheeBlog-TheDarkness_HotCakes6.jpg

[JWBear]

I don't think I can ever eat another pancake after seeing that.

[Kevy Baby]

Would that be different if it had been cute hunky guys?

[Alex]

Well, I'm straight and I find it kind of disgusting.

[JWBear]

Would that be different if it had been cute hunky guys?

No.

[Moonliner]

No.

Are you sure?

I think you should look again......

http://i688.photobucket.com/albums/vv243/stevesphotobook/kp.png

[Kevy Baby]

Your Photoshop skills are astounding

[Moonliner]

Your Photoshop skills are astounding

Perhaps, but my PowerPoint skills are somewhat above average. (I don't have photoshop).

[JWBear]

Are you sure?

I think you should look again......

http://i688.photobucket.com/albums/vv243/stevesphotobook/kp.png

Even more horrifying, on multiple levels.

[cirquelover]

Ummm wow my eyes, my eyes!

[Morrigoon]

Dino Costa questions the motives of women getting involved in Sports Broadcasting. (http://siriusxmsports.posterous.com/dino-costa-on-sirius-xm-radio-is-no-fan-of-fe)

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Matt's image post is especially funny with his current sig line.

[cirquelover]

Did somebody declare bash women week or something while I wasn't looking?! It feels like we are going backwards!

[CoasterMatt]

Another image post...
http://i.imgur.com/n7mg8.jpg

[Ghoulish Delight]

Any god whose "plan" includes electrocuting to death two women who were trying to help a car crash victim can go fvck itself (http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/08/23/13433684-2-good-samaritans-electrocuted-trying-to-help-car-crash-victim?lite)

[Ghoulish Delight]

[Facepalm]

Bullied 12-year-old boy gets free reconstructive surgery (http://www.ocregister.com/articles/kaleb-369869-surgery-children.html?pic=2)

What an uplifting message! "If you're being bullied, don't worry, maybe some charity will take pity on you and pay to fix your ugly face!"

[cirquelover]

I am so biting my tongue.

[Moonliner]

As of today Ebay has banned "Metaphysical Goods” (http://gizmodo.com/5939139/sell-your-black-magic-elsewhere-says-ebay)

But a simple search turned up a plethora of items still available (http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_nkw=holy+cards&_sacat=0&_odkw=holy+water&_osacat=0).

[Ghoulish Delight]

Remind me to stay far FAR away from Cleveland, TX.

[Kevy Baby]

Remind me to stay far FAR away from Cleveland, TX.I give up: why?

[SzczerbiakManiac]

"Real Life" Bert & Ernie (http://www.geekologie.com/2012/09/cannot-be-unseen-bert-and-ernie-real-lif.php) cosplay from Dragon*Con

not for the squeamish :eek:http://www.geekologie.com/2012/09/05/bert-and-ernie-cosplay-1.jpg

[lashbear]

As of today Ebay has banned "Metaphysical Goods” (http://gizmodo.com/5939139/sell-your-black-magic-elsewhere-says-ebay)

But a simple search turned up a plethora of items still available (http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_nkw=holy+cards&_sacat=0&_odkw=holy+water&_osacat=0).

Ah, so "Religion & Spirituality" isn't metaphysical? :rolleyes:

[Capt Jack]

VLBMJ

[Kevy Baby]

Man With 200-Pound Scrotum: Wesley Warren On TLC's 'Strange Sex' (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/18/man-with-200-pound-scrotum-tlc-strange-sex_n_1684275.html)

[Betty]

Man With 200-Pound Scrotum: Wesley Warren On TLC's 'Strange Sex' (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/18/man-with-200-pound-scrotum-tlc-strange-sex_n_1684275.html)

Passion? Turned down surgery offer? Hrm.

[Kevy Baby]

Umm... (NSFW)

1721

[Capt Jack]

http://www.bigblockdart.com/forum/images/smilies/finger020.gif

[lashbear]

Calling SCAeagles....

[RStar]

Abnormally tight sphincter muscles? Causing nervousness? In kids sizes?? Yeah I see a lot of nervous kids in the 50s over this one.

I think someone figured out a good way to make five bucks on 20 cents worth of plastic or rubber!

[Kevy Baby]

I think someone figured out a good way to make five bucks on 20 cents worth of plastic or rubber!The sex toy "martial aid" industry long ago figured that out.

[RStar]

And it all started with that company in the 50s! ;)

[Strangler Lewis]

The sex toy "martial aid" industry long ago figured that out.

Martial aid?

I guess I can see how it would promote good order and discipline.

[Capt Jack]

or at least better posture

[lashbear]

"Hmm, I'm just going to have to sit on that one and think about it for a minute"

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Break out the :decap:

Woman Sustains Internal Decapitation and Survives (http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-internal-decapitation,0,6917369.story)
That headline has two WTFs: "Internal Decapitation" and "and Survives"

[alphabassettgrrl]

I'd heard of internal decapitation but yeah, you usually don't come out of it in good shape at all.

[Ghoulish Delight]

I stopped watching the news report when she called the paramedics "the unsung heroes."

Yeah, it's about time someone called emergency responders and paramedics heroes! No one ever stops to think about them and what heroes they are. She's the first to ever call them heroes!

[lashbear]

....and NO-ONE is asking why a homeless man has built a guillotine in the woods where he lives ????????? (http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-homemade-guillotine-accident,0,3086419.story)

[CoasterMatt]

Um. I didn't know where to put this. Today at the Orange Line station, I stopped a purse snatcher from getting away, by introducing my camera body to his face.

I imagine it looked something like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFU8Mcby2pA) ('cept on cement).

[Moonliner]

Um. I didn't know where to put this. Today at the Orange Line station, I stopped a purse snatcher from getting away, by introducing my camera body to his face.

I imagine it looked something like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFU8Mcby2pA) ('cept on cement).

I hope no serious damage was done. To the camera that is.

[cirquelover]

Oh the poor camera, I hope it's ok! Good job Matt!

[alphabassettgrrl]

Good job, Matt! I hope your camera wasn't hurt!

[Ghoulish Delight]

Yeah, but did it cure the hiccups or not? (http://www.cnn.com/2012/09/25/us/texas-hiccups-shooting/index.html?hpt=hp_t1)

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Um. I didn't know where to put this. Today at the Orange Line station, I stopped a purse snatcher from getting away, by introducing my camera body to his face.Dude! You are awesome! :D

[Betty]

Wow CoasterMatt! I want to hear the whole story. Did you see it go down? Then what happened?

[Capt Jack]

I was going to put this in the bacon thread, but.....nah. it fits here better

70-year-old Oregon farmer eaten by his hogs (http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/10/01/14173510-70-year-old-oregon-farmer-eaten-by-his-hogs?lite#__utma=238145375.1952415635.1347542502.1 347542502.1349188661.2&__utmb=238145375.1.10.1349188661&__utmc=238145375&__utmx=-&__utmz=238145375.1349188661.2.2.utmcsr=google|utmc cn=%28organic%29|utmcmd=organic|utmctr=%28not%20pr ovided%29&__utmv=238145375.|8=Earned%20By=msnbc|us%20news|we ird%20news=1^12=Landing%20Content=Mixed=1^13=Landi ng%20Hostname=www.msnbc.msn.com=1^30=Visit%20Type% 20to%20Content=Earned%20to%20Mixed=1&__utmk=2164467)

[Cadaverous Pallor]

I was going to put this in the bacon thread, but.....nah. it fits here better

70-year-old Oregon farmer eaten by his hogs (http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/10/01/14173510-70-year-old-oregon-farmer-eaten-by-his-hogs?lite#__utma=238145375.1952415635.1347542502.1 347542502.1349188661.2&__utmb=238145375.1.10.1349188661&__utmc=238145375&__utmx=-&__utmz=238145375.1349188661.2.2.utmcsr=google|utmc cn=%28organic%29|utmcmd=organic|utmctr=%28not%20pr ovided%29&__utmv=238145375.|8=Earned%20By=msnbc|us%20news|we ird%20news=1^12=Landing%20Content=Mixed=1^13=Landi ng%20Hostname=www.msnbc.msn.com=1^30=Visit%20Type% 20to%20Content=Earned%20to%20Mixed=1&__utmk=2164467)Seven Hundred Pounds. That is a large, frightening animal. Farm animals generally freak me out, but damn.

[Alex]

Now I want to watch Deadwood.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Wanted: Topless Dungeon Master (http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/tlg/3310486791.html)

[alphabassettgrrl]

I'd certainly want my DM to be topless.

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Wanted: Topless Dungeon Master (http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/tlg/3310486791.html)To the ad's poster I would like to say, "good luck with that my fellow nerd." I think you have the same odds of finding a unicorn as you do with finding someone that meets all your criteria, but I hope you can grant your buddy his wish.

What I also find curious is his odd use of quotes. Why are these things in quotes?"future husband to be" would prefer if the DM could be topless.
There will be 5 "guys" that will be [participating] including myself.Is the "future husband to be" not really getting married?
Are the five "guys" really women in drag?
Inquiring minds want to know.

[JWBear]

Did you all know that heterosexuality has been banned in California? According to wingnut Linda Harvey, it has. (http://www.missionamerica.com/enews/enews_October2012ed01.htm) So, all you straight people, get with the program! :rolleyes:

[Ghoulish Delight]

To the ad's poster I would like to say, "good luck with that my fellow nerd." I think you have the same odds of finding a unicorn as you do with finding someone that meets all your criteria, but I hope you can grant your buddy his wish.

Now that Boing Boing picked the ad up, they've got a chance.

[Capt Jack]

4-pound hairball removed from girl's stomach (http://www.10news.com/news/daily-extras/4-pound-hairball-removed-from-girls-stomach)

image spoilered cuz...well frankly its gross!

http://sharing.10news.com/sharewrtv/photo/2012/10/03/4-pound-hairball-jpg_1349274548539_183659_ver1.0_640_480.jpg

[alphabassettgrrl]

WTF for sure!

[Moonliner]

Now how about this: It turns out that doing this (http://science.slashdot.org/story/12/10/04/1454233/new-study-links-caffeinated-coffee-to-vision-loss) really will make you go blind.

Glad I never touch it.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Yeah, but it still helps prevent cancer. And of the ways to get a legitimate excuse for a weed prescription, I'll take glaucoma over cancer. Plus, I would have real performance issues if I quit that. I'd probably never be able to keep myself up long enough to get the job done if I stop my regular habit.

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Beer Flavored with Bull Testicles (http://www.wynkoop.com/beer-blog/item/150-wynkoop-to-release-ballsiest-beer-ever)
It started off as an April Fools joke, but now they're really making it.

[Capt Jack]

yeah, no interest in tea-bagged beer, thanks just the same

[alphabassettgrrl]

So if I drink decaf, I'm good?

[Prudence]

Vetern files suit over frostbitten penis. (http://thechart.blogs.cnn.com/2012/10/03/veteran-files-suit-over-frostbitten-penis/?hpt=hp_t3)

[Moonliner]

Chevy Dealership Has Customer Arrested For Getting Too Good Of A Deal (http://jalopnik.com/5949009/dealership-has-customer-arrested-for-getting-too-good-of-a-deal)


Priority Chevrolet decided after the fact that it had sold a Chevy Traverse for $6,000 short of its actual value. When the buyer refused to return it, they tried to have him arrested for theft

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Florida Man, 32, Dies Shortly After Winning Pet Store's Roach-Eating Contest (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/man-dies-eating-roaches-587314)
I, too, would puke and die if I ate a bunch of roaches

[CoasterMatt]

I ate a bunch of bugs the other night, I'm ok...

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Florida Man, 32, Dies Shortly After Winning Pet Store's Roach-Eating Contest (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/man-dies-eating-roaches-587314)
I, too, would puke and die if I ate a bunch of roachesI love that the pic they have of him is a mugshot from 8 years ago and I love this part:In a Facebook update yesterday, the store stated that, "Although we just met Eddie the night of the sale, we all liked him right away. All of us here at Ben Siegel Reptiles are sad that we will not get to know Eddie better, for in the short time we knew him, he was very well liked by all."Not even "it's a shame that our contest killed the guy"?

[Prudence]

At least they got their establishment's name out there, and that's what's really important.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Chuck Norris ain't got **** on this eagle.

http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/Iz0ltit5CEg7oszym7dXVw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/gma/Reuters/lv_eagle_crocodile_dm_121010_wmain.jpg

[SzczerbiakManiac]

<sigh> :(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/10/12/22/enhanced-buzz-13613-1350094154-11.jpg

[JWBear]

Kkklassy...

[Frikitiki]

<sigh> :(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/10/12/22/enhanced-buzz-13613-1350094154-11.jpg

Soooo wrong.....

[Kevy Baby]

99 Cents Only store on Rodeo Drive? (http://articles.latimes.com/2012/oct/12/business/la-fi-99cents-rodeo-drive-20121012)

[Prudence]

Hmm the what now? (http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/post/1791-glenn-becks-clothing-line/2012/10/15/4f19a64e-170c-11e2-9855-71f2b202721b_blog.html?hpid=z7)

The video is so onion-like that I did a google to see if this was a known hoax. Apparently it is real.

[Frikitiki]

Hmm the what now? (http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/post/1791-glenn-becks-clothing-line/2012/10/15/4f19a64e-170c-11e2-9855-71f2b202721b_blog.html?hpid=z7)

The video is so onion-like that I did a google to see if this was a known hoax. Apparently it is real.

Apparently he went back to the same factories here in America that Levis used to use before outsourcing to China and asked them if they could produce it at a reasonable price. They said yes and 1791 was the result.

[Prudence]

I guess dolphin isn't the only thing you have to worry about being in your canned tuna. (http://www.cnn.com/2012/10/15/us/california-tuna-plant-death/index.html?hpt=hp_bn1)

[SzczerbiakManiac]

that gave me goosebumps of horror

[Moonliner]

Meh. Protein is protein your body can't tell the difference.

[Capt Jack]

poor bastard. what a crappy way to go

[Betty]

Meh. Protein is protein your body can't tell the difference.

I thought that was "corn sugar"?

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Woman bottle-fed her (human) children but breast-feeds her dog (http://www.dlisted.com/2012/10/18/open-post-hosted-human-pug-feeder)

[Kevy Baby]

It's not just a dog: it's a PUG!

[Betty]

I'm not going to click that.

[Kevy Baby]

But there is a PICTURE!

[Betty]

And then you went and posted it on FB and I saw it by accident, damnit.

[Kevy Baby]

My work here is done

[Capt Jack]

its raining sharks (http://www.utsandiego.com/news/2012/oct/25/shark-falls-from-sky-onto-calif-golf-course/?ap)

[Moonliner]

its raining sharks (http://www.utsandiego.com/news/2012/oct/25/shark-falls-from-sky-onto-calif-golf-course/?ap)

And i'll bet not one of his shark buddies will belive his tail of alien abduction.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Aww, how come Greg Norman never showed up the times I was playing a round there?

[Strangler Lewis]

Aww, how come Greg Norman never showed up the times I was playing a round there?

You must have been playing on Sunday.

As for those course marshals, didn't they see "Saving Private Ryan?"

[Ghoulish Delight]

You must have been playing on Sunday.zing

[CoasterMatt]

Not for the squeamish, so properly spoilered - there are no images, but the descriptions may conjure things in your mind that can never be erased.

The following story is from a dear friend in Australia, who is a really good veternarian.

I need to start getting back into the swing of things, hence this attempt at getting my sense of humour back into gear. That said, you may want to stop reading now if you are the squeamish type. My sense of humour may still be broken.

As you all should know by now, I have a new puppy in the house. A Great Dane, 11 weeks old, by the name of Matilda. Up until recently, Banjo (my Labrador) and her have been the best of friends. About five days ago, Matilda did her best to undermine that blossoming friendship.

4 am. I'm asleep in bed. Matilda has already developed appropriate bladder control, and is allowed to sleep inside, in the living room. Banjo also sleeps in the living room, on his couch, which is too tall for Matilda to get on by herself, though she tries. It seems that she had tried once again now.

4:01 am. I am awakened by a scream. A blood-curdling scream. Not a yelp, or a bark, or a growl. A scream, followed by a loud thud. It snaps me out of my sleep like being slapped hard across the face, and I bolt out of bed and hit the lights as I do so. My house is pretty open-plan, so in a about seven strides, I'm in the living room, where I turn on the lights.

I am greeted by the sight of Banjo standing in the middle of the floor with blood dripping from between his hind legs, bug-eyed and not daring to move, and dead silent. Matilda is lying against my computer desk, curled into a tight ball with huge eyes and trembling fit to fall apart. I drop down to all fours and take a look between Banjo's legs, and I am greeted by the sight of a testicle. A bare testicle, with the scrotal skin peeled back off it and hanging below, bleeding pretty profusely.

So, I dash to the S8 safe, grab a vial of morphine, and pump Banjo with half of it, followed by a heavy dose of antibiotic. He succumbs to this quickly, and whilst he's stuporous, I grab my stitch kit and quickly tack the scrotal skin back in place with a few sutures, and then use tissue adhesive glue to bond the rest of it back in place. This all happened in about the space of about 5 minutes.

Banjo's bleeding under control, I go to check Matilda. She hasn't moved from the computer desk, and I give her a once-over. I can't find any broken bones, but I do find a nicely forming hematoma on her back where she slammed into the door of my computer desk, and a few black scrotal hairs under her upper lip.

As far as I can piece together, I think this is what happened:

Banjo: Zzz.
Matilda: Zzz.
Banjo: Zzz.
Matilda: I am now awake. I want to be on the couch where Banjo is.
Banjo: Zzz.
Matilda: I will attempt to jump up on the couch, in the dark, because I cannot see how tall the couch really is and therefore I should be able to make it now.
Banjo: Zzz.
Matlida: Oh no. I am still not tall enough to make it. I am falling backwards. I will attempt to halt my fall by grabbing the first thing that comes in contact with my mouth. This soft, fleshy, hairy protuburence will do.
Banjo: Ow, my balls. I will kick with my hind legs as hard as I can to dislodge this unwanted assault on my scrotum and then jump off the couch in shock.
Matlida: I am flying.
Banjo: I am bleeding.
Matilda: I have stopped flying.
Banjo: I am still bleeding.

Banjo is recovering thanks to the wonder of heavy pain relief and heavy antibiotics in the hopes that I will not have to do a full scrotal resection and orchidectomy. Matilda is also recovering. For the first time today, they looked at each other without an expression of sheer terror on their faces, but I am keeping the separated until Banjo heals completely.
:eek:

[Morrigoon]

POOR Banjo!!!!

[alphabassettgrrl]

I agree, poor Banjo! Glad your friend could handle the injury, though, and send him on the road to recovery.

[CoasterMatt]

Banjo is recovering nicely now, too.

[alphabassettgrrl]

Glad to hear it!

[CoasterMatt]

Whisky Restores Eyesight of Man Who Was Blinded by Vodka (http://gawker.com/5965284/whisky-restores-eyesight-of-man-who-was-blinded-by-vodka)

[Kevy Baby]

I wonder if insurance covered the treatment?

[CoasterMatt]

Instead of the usual story, here's a very wtf image-

http://members.dslextreme.com/users/pantsonfire/images/wtfreply.jpg

[Ghoulish Delight]

Sony was still making casette players/recorders (http://en.akihabaranews.com/121398/dap-pmp/sony-to-discontinue-the-production-early-2013-of-cassette-player-recorder?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=sony-to-discontinue-the-production-early-2013-of-cassette-player-recorder)

[RStar]

Instead of the usual story, here's a very wtf image-

http://members.dslextreme.com/users/pantsonfire/images/wtfreply.jpg

See, this is why it's always good when you bring your camera to Disneyland, Matt!

So the hospital "only had so much [methenol] on hand"??? How much did they need? A quart would start to poison him. I'm sure it was administered over a bit of time, which would allow time to get more in. This story smells funny to me. Particularly with that product placement.....

[lashbear]

Woman bottle-fed her (human) children but breast-feeds her dog (http://www.dlisted.com/2012/10/18/open-post-hosted-human-pug-feeder)
I suspect this is as real as the alien abduction story on the next page.

Whisky Restores Eyesight of Man Who Was Blinded by Vodka (http://gawker.com/5965284/whisky-restores-eyesight-of-man-who-was-blinded-by-vodka)
I cann't fathom how anyone can "Accidentally mix vodka and diabetes medication"

Instead of the usual story, here's a very wtf image-

MATT !!! When did you get this photo of me?? I didn't even know you were in the country.

http://members.dslextreme.com/users/pantsonfire/images/wtfreply.jpg

[alphabassettgrrl]

Did that guy lose a bet or something? :)

[Capt Jack]

that which is seen cannot be unseen

dammit

[RStar]

This is just sad....

:(



Tens of thousands of shark fins drying on a roof (http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/blog/50552/alarming+sight+thousands+of+shark+fins+drying+on+h ong+kong+rooftop/)

[alphabassettgrrl]

Wow. Sad, indeed.

[Moonliner]

Suck it SoCal! DC is #1. Sure our sports teams are just sad, we don't have In-and-out or Sun, but we sure got it! #1 Yeah! (http://www.wtop.com/109/3186295/DC-residents-tops-among-porn-watchers)

(Mildly NSFW)

[Kevy Baby]

Yeah gotta have a hobby

[Kevy Baby]

18 severed human heads discovered at O’Hare airport (http://io9.com/holy-crap-wtf/)

[CoasterMatt]

When did Trader Sam go to Chicago?

[SzczerbiakManiac]

VCMM! ;)

[SzczerbiakManiac]

18 severed human heads discovered at O’Hare airport (http://io9.com/holy-crap-wtf/)this link works better (http://io9.com/5976166/18-severed-human-heads-discovered-at-ohare-airport)

[Kevy Baby]

this link works better (http://io9.com/5976166/18-severed-human-heads-discovered-at-ohare-airport)Thanks. Sometimes posting from my iPad doesn't provide the best links.

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Manti Te'o's dead girlfriend is a hoax (http://deadspin.com/5976517/manti-teos-dead-girlfriend-the-most-heartbreaking-and-inspirational-story-of-the-college-football-season-is-a-hoax)
it's a long read, but bizarre and fascinating

[CoasterMatt]

Remember the episode of Brady Bunch when Jan had an imaginary boyfriend named "George Glass"? This totally reminded me of that.

[Ghoulish Delight]

The Simpsons did it (http://photoblog.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/02/06/16866606-japan-town-demands-underwear-for-michelangelos-david?lite)

[Ghoulish Delight]

http://assets.vice.com/content-images/article/north-korea-has-a-friend-in-dennis-rodman/1e8bc4f56e9fd979f7f856163a8e1499.jpg

[€uroMeinke]

Kimchi is very diasappointed

[Strangler Lewis]

Rodman style.

[Moonliner]

Great so now all of North Korea is going to think Rodman is a typical American and we're all like him.

[Alex]

How much did Coke pay for that?

[Moonliner]

How much did Coke pay for that?

I would have guessed Pepsi paid for it.

[RStar]

I think that Coke can has a target becon for South Korean missiles.....

[Capt Jack]

Child suspended for chewing a Pop Tart into the shape of a gun? (http://www.fox43tv.com/dpps/news/strange/child-suspended-over-pop-tart-gun_5675054)

seriously?

[Moonliner]

Child suspended for chewing a Pop Tart into the shape of a gun? (http://www.fox43tv.com/dpps/news/strange/child-suspended-over-pop-tart-gun_5675054)

seriously?

Must of been in the shape of an assault pastry. Bastard.

[SzczerbiakManiac]

wow
Stupid-ridiculous people make my brain hurt.

[RStar]

The OC Register last week said our high here in the inland of southern California would be 85°F. A few inches down the page it also said the hotest spot in the country would be in Florida at 83°F. :rolleyes:

[Ghoulish Delight]

Killer Ukgranian Dolphins on the Loose (http://justingregg.com/killer-ukrainian-dolphins-on-the-loose/)

It might not be such a big deal except that these dolphins have been trained to “attack enemy combat swimmers using special knives or pistols fixed to their heads.”

[Moonliner]

Killer Ukgranian Dolphins on the Loose (http://justingregg.com/killer-ukrainian-dolphins-on-the-loose/)

*whew*

At least they don't have lasers.

[Ghoulish Delight]

-g

[Gn2Dlnd]

Frikken lasers.

[Ghoulish Delight]

http://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/parents-force-girl-to-hold-sign-as-punishment-for-being-disrespectful--tough-love-or-too-much--184517447.html

Whatever about the punishment, whether it was appropriate, blah blah blah. Don't care one bit. But this is the quote, from the mom, that stuck out to me.


“I wasn’t even thinking about what the public was going to think,”

But that's the....see, because you did it so......the whole point was....but..... 0.o