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Morrigoon
08-17-2007, 09:28 AM
Are they serioius? If I didn't see Newsweek at the top of the page, I'd swear this (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20298840/site/newsweek/?gt1=10252) was an Onion article.

Kevy Baby
08-17-2007, 09:34 AM
Hopefully middle school doesn't suck as much as elementary did.I hope so too! She is a sweet girl and deserves the best :)

Are they serioius? If I didn't see Newsweek at the top of the page, I'd swear this (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20298840/site/newsweek/?gt1=10252) was an Onion article.For a bit of counterpoint to Ms. Davis's rant, read this article (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/10/27/AR2006102701478.html).

SacTown Chronic
08-17-2007, 09:48 AM
Why don't we just lock ourselves inside our homes, duct tape our heads to our assholes, and declare victory in the War on Terror?

Kevy Baby
08-17-2007, 09:53 AM
Why don't we just lock ourselves inside our homes, duct tape our heads to our assholes, and declare victory in the War on Terror?Because the duct tape hurts when I pull it off.

I would get to pull it off eventually, wouldn't I?

alphabassettgrrl
08-17-2007, 09:55 AM
On the one hand, body language is far more telling than most methods of screening. On the other hand, there are lots of reasons for being nervous in an airport. *I'm* afraid in airports.

The note in the second article about detecting heartrate and blood pressure makes me exceedingly nervous. That's just invasive. I can't say why, logically, but ewww. Stay out of my circulatory system!

Kevy Baby
08-17-2007, 10:00 AM
So I go to use my debit card at the ATM this morning and it says that it is an invalid card.

So I call customer service only to find out that they have canceled the card due to attempted fraudulent use on Wednesday. The girl on the phone couldn't tell me the reason (there were no details showing on her screen), but said that I would be receiving something in the mail. They have issued me a new debit card (which I live by).

While this is a temporary inconvenience, I do prefer having my money not stolen! Thank you BofA!

Morrigoon
08-17-2007, 10:59 AM
How scary! Glad they caught it!

MouseWife
08-17-2007, 11:28 AM
Hopefully middle school doesn't suck as much as elementry did.


I hope so, too.

I put my son in to an alternative school that goes from 7th-12th grade. I love it. It is smaller, great hours for a teens style.

But, it isn't what is people consider good for readying him for the real world. So, while I like that it is a much nicer environment for him {my older two went to the local middle schools/high school} he is being encouraged to attend a regular school. I don't like it. I am trying to discourage him.

The alternative to that is private school....I wonder what the new Catholic school runs? :eek:

Okay, he was not a happy camper when I told him that I was considering a religious school. He says they are only teaching myths. :rolleyes: Do parochial schools all go by a religious,ugh, plan? {can't think of the word}.

Strangler Lewis
08-17-2007, 11:30 AM
On the one hand, body language is far more telling than most methods of screening. . . .
The note in the second article about detecting heartrate and blood pressure makes me exceedingly nervous. That's just invasive. I can't say why, logically, but ewww. Stay out of my circulatory system!

And since the prospect of terrorism is invariably arousing . . . (http://skepdic.com/penilep.html)

JWBear
08-17-2007, 11:45 AM
Are they serioius? If I didn't see Newsweek at the top of the page, I'd swear this (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20298840/site/newsweek/?gt1=10252) was an Onion article.

We pay millions of dollars for this pseudo-science, yet nothing to secure our ports. :rolleyes:

Morrigoon
08-17-2007, 11:52 AM
Goodbye city life!
Okay, I keep seeing this at the top of the page and wondering what the heck you mean by it. Is it a reference to having to move somewhere cheap? Or is it not related to retirement at all?

Morrigoon
08-17-2007, 11:53 AM
(Ahhh! My above post just ended up at the top of the next page for me... so I now have yet another page worth of time to wonder what the heck that means!)

Moonliner
08-17-2007, 12:01 PM
Are they serioius? If I didn't see Newsweek at the top of the page, I'd swear this (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20298840/site/newsweek/?gt1=10252) was an Onion article.

I wonder where I can get a "Behavior Detection Officers suck." T-Shirt for my next trip.

lindyhop
08-17-2007, 12:10 PM
I'm not at work today! I'm not at work today!:p

€uroMeinke
08-17-2007, 12:13 PM
Alas - I am

Morrigoon
08-17-2007, 12:23 PM
Well, that's it. My deal's dead. Bank won't budge on price and my client's too greedy to recognize a good deal when it's before them.

I get to start the whole process over again. Joy.

katiesue
08-17-2007, 12:32 PM
Okay, I keep seeing this at the top of the page and wondering what the heck you mean by it. Is it a reference to having to move somewhere cheap? Or is it not related to retirement at all?

Think Green as in Acres and it'll come to you.

RStar
08-17-2007, 12:47 PM
Alas - I am

As I,too; but on the Lot, not working. :rolleyes:

Wow, do I get a D- for that statement?:D

lizziebith
08-17-2007, 12:47 PM
I'm at work, but my boss is gone forever. For the next approximately two weeks I'm assistant to...NOBODY! :D *breaks out knitting*

Betty
08-17-2007, 12:51 PM
And since the prospect of terrorism is invariably arousing . . . (http://skepdic.com/penilep.html)

Thought Crime!

Morrigoon
08-17-2007, 01:18 PM
I'm at work, but my boss is gone forever. For the next approximately two weeks I'm assistant to...NOBODY! :D *breaks out knitting*

Uh oh... that's not good! (Unless they have a replacement on their way, to come riding victoriously in, like the cavalry)

Prudence
08-17-2007, 01:42 PM
Yay! No new dental work needed! Survived another cleaning with nothing more brutal than that thing where they stab you repeatedly in the gums while rattling off numbers. I hate that part.

And the reference letter temp starts Monday. AND the firm I was asking about was just listed as one of the top 50 firms for working mothers, should I decide to be one some day. And my mom didn't let my dad talk her out of going back to school on Monday.

But my citrus trees have spider mites. :( Grrrr. And something smells funny in the kitchen. I think I'll let BT deal with those issues.

Kevy Baby
08-17-2007, 01:44 PM
Goodbye city life!
Okay, I keep seeing this at the top of the page and wondering what the heck you mean by it. Is it a reference to having to move somewhere cheap? Or is it not related to retirement at all?
To answer your question, I present the line of posts that this from:

Ahh fresh air....

Times Square!

You are my wife.

Goodbye city life!

Green Acres, we are there!

You really need to change your setting from 10 posts per page to something higher!

Morrigoon
08-17-2007, 02:05 PM
Chinese parents want to name their child "love him"... or, in writing, "@"

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20301126/?gt1=10252

SacTown Chronic
08-17-2007, 02:30 PM
And they refuse to use lead laced pacifiers or baby toys. Rebels, I tells ya.

Ghoulish Delight
08-17-2007, 03:03 PM
Anyone else feel compelled to click on the drunk flight attendant story in the side bar? Someone needs to slap the msnbc news reader, get her to cut out the running commentary and read the flippin' story.

Gemini Cricket
08-17-2007, 03:06 PM
Chinese parents want to name their child "love him"... or, in writing, "@"

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20301126/?gt1=10252
"Hi, I'm Ampersand Lee."
:rolleyes: :D

Kevy Baby
08-17-2007, 03:52 PM
Anyone else feel compelled to click on the drunk flight attendant story in the side bar?Which side-bar do you speak of? Is there supposed to be on e attached to the LoT? If so, I don't get that.

ETA: Is this the same story (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20148783/)?

Ghoulish Delight
08-17-2007, 03:56 PM
Which side-bar do you speak of? Is there supposed to be on e attached to the LoT? If so, I don't get that.

ETA: Is this the same story (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20148783/)?It was in the side bar on the MSNBC story 'goon linked to. Yes, that story, but there was a link to video of an MSNBC news reader thinking she was clever and amusing by making snide remarks while delivering it.

BarTopDancer
08-17-2007, 04:14 PM
Today is a good day.

Chipotle for lunch (sans margarita since I am working...)
Cookies brought in by a vendor
Sushi for dinner
Disneyland and DTD tonight.

Totally makes up for last weekend.

Morrigoon
08-17-2007, 04:31 PM
I have this horrible nagging feeling that I'm supposed to be up to something tonight, but damned if I can remember what.

Prudence
08-17-2007, 04:32 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmm.....new purse smell!

Capt Jack
08-17-2007, 04:36 PM
24 minutes until the weekend. awesome Japanese food for lunch soundly quenching a craving Ive had for weeks. (Tempura Udon, Teka Maki and green tea) and nothing between me and home but my air conditioned truck.

yeah, could be a lot worse.

Snowflake
08-17-2007, 05:23 PM
Yeah, it's silly to get excited over it. We moved into this apartment in 1987, stove was not new, was not horrid, but defintely not new.

20 years later, it was disgusting. The old one got removed today, underneath was not as bad as I'd imagined, only took a bit of scrubbing to get the floor clean.

Now I have a brand new, beautiful stove. Baking is in my future, brioche will be first up, I think.

http://www.geocities.com/~rudyfan/stove-1.jpg


http://www.geocities.com/~rudyfan/stove-2.jpg


http://www.geocities.com/~rudyfan/stove-3.jpg

Of course, tonight, I'm ordering thai food to be delivered. I'm craving and I can't bear to pop the cherry on the new stove tonight and get it filthy.

It's the little things, isn't it?

Gemini Cricket
08-17-2007, 05:25 PM
I was just thinking about how weird the word "stove" is.
Stove stove stove stove...
The more you type it, the more it seems like a weird word....
Stove stove stove....

Kevy Baby
08-17-2007, 05:34 PM
I stumbled on some interesting airplane videos

Not what you want to see when driving down the highway! (http://video.aol.com/video-detail/id/798819688)
Why I jump out of airplanes (http://video.aol.com/video-detail/id/940591192)
EJECT! EJECT! (http://video.aol.com/video-detail/id/838310840)
F-16 vs. Bird (http://video.aol.com/video-detail/id/803496852)
How'ld ya like to be on THIS plane? (http://video.aol.com/video-detail/id/837437872)
Or this one? (http://video.aol.com/video-detail/id/599979136)
Or this one? (http://video.aol.com/video-detail/id/3108943774)
From bad to worse (read the description at the link) (http://video.aol.com/video-detail/id/3824769086)
This one is kind of shocking. I post it only because the person lives! (http://video.aol.com/video-detail/id/2178928765)
How NOT to land a helicopter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMzPGxXC_WI)

Prudence
08-17-2007, 06:10 PM
Who knows what baking lies in the future of Snowflake? The Shadow knows.......

Mousey Girl
08-17-2007, 06:10 PM
I came home to an empty house and a check for $725. I called Him to question why so little:
"The court only said $725 on the first at fifteenth, no where have I seen that I owe you more."
Me, "The court papers haven't come out yet. In the meantime you didn't pay the July house payment and I can't afford it."
Him, "Don't worry about it, I already took care of it.'

Why couldn't he have told me that before I had a chance to get upset???

The way it works out now, he only owes me for daycare plus maybe another $200. As long as I get the $490 for daycare I will be ok. He said he should have that to me "soon."

Now I get to buy a receipt book...



Our sky is a sickly golden brown from all the smoke from the Zaca fire.

CoasterMatt
08-17-2007, 06:25 PM
Rose's Bon Jovi action figures (http://spawn.com/toys/series.aspx?series=352) have arrived today - possibly McFarlane toys' worst ever...

Kevy Baby
08-17-2007, 06:34 PM
Did you know that today (8/17) is:

Meaning of "Is" Day
Men's Grooming Day

Snowflake
08-17-2007, 06:46 PM
Rose's Bon Jovi action figures (http://spawn.com/toys/series.aspx?series=352) have arrived today - possibly McFarlane toys' worst ever...

I dunno, I think Marlon Brando would not be too happy with this one (http://spawn.com/toys/series.aspx?series=366)

mousepod
08-17-2007, 06:52 PM
Speaking of McFarlane toys, I bought a ton of Spawn toys at Costco about 9 or 10 years ago. They're still MIB - and they're going on sale tomorrow at our garage sale. How much should I ask for 'em? Two bucks each? Less?

DreadPirateRoberts
08-17-2007, 06:59 PM
I stumbled on some interesting airplane videos

Not what you want to see when driving down the highway! (http://video.aol.com/video-detail/id/798819688)
Why I jump out of airplanes (http://video.aol.com/video-detail/id/940591192)
EJECT! EJECT! (http://video.aol.com/video-detail/id/838310840)
F-16 vs. Bird (http://video.aol.com/video-detail/id/803496852)
How'ld ya like to be on THIS plane? (http://video.aol.com/video-detail/id/837437872)
Or this one? (http://video.aol.com/video-detail/id/599979136)
Or this one? (http://video.aol.com/video-detail/id/3108943774)
From bad to worse (read the description at the link) (http://video.aol.com/video-detail/id/3824769086)
This one is kind of shocking. I post it only because the person lives! (http://video.aol.com/video-detail/id/2178928765)
How NOT to land a helicopter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMzPGxXC_WI)

KB, you might like this one of St. Maarten (http://view.break.com/350055)

Capt Jack
08-17-2007, 07:09 PM
Yeah, it's silly to get excited over it.
http://www.geocities.com/~rudyfan/stove-1.jpg

not at all. I love new ovens/stoves. whenever I get to break one in I try to think of a meal that uses every possible feature. last one was easy, I got it just before thanksgiving. :)

have fun!

:snap:

CoasterMatt
08-17-2007, 07:24 PM
This video always blows my mind - landing in crosswinds (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/39256/crosswinds/)

Prudence
08-17-2007, 08:49 PM
Did you know that today (8/17) is:

Meaning of "Is" Day
Men's Grooming Day

Well that explains the shoe thread then!

Gemini Cricket
08-17-2007, 09:18 PM
Rose's Bon Jovi action figures (http://spawn.com/toys/series.aspx?series=352) have arrived today - possibly McFarlane toys' worst ever...
I want a life-sized Dave Matthews action figure.
:D

CoasterMatt
08-17-2007, 09:21 PM
I want a life-sized Dave Matthews action figure.
:D

Maybe you can call up the folks at RealDoll.com?

Capt Jack
08-17-2007, 09:26 PM
Maybe you can call up the folks at RealDoll.com?

ok, I admit it...I went to the site. :blush:

I havent stopped laughing since I read this in the "Realdoll Features:"

Affordable - cheaper than most alternatives

omg thats so wrong

Prudence
08-17-2007, 10:05 PM
Grrr. Stupid spider mites. Grrr.

alphabassettgrrl
08-17-2007, 10:09 PM
Congrats on the pretty new stove!!

Ghoulish Delight
08-17-2007, 10:43 PM
Nice stove, but I'm diggin' on the sun room in the background.

JWBear
08-18-2007, 08:57 AM
I just love Charles Pheonix! (http://www.charlesphoenix.com/flaming-astro-weenie-pineapple-from-my-kitchen-2007/)

Snowflake
08-18-2007, 09:19 AM
Nice stove, but I'm diggin' on the sun room in the background.

That's actually the dining room. Had to move one of the chairs so they could get the stove in and out.

but it is nice & sunny with a southern exposure, gets sun all day, and you are right, it is a sun room, for Tango, who has a bed just under the window

Not Afraid
08-18-2007, 09:21 AM
Among the variety of crap that happened yesterday was one particularly strange occurrence. I was visiting my sweet pitbull, Cassidy and there was an odd man hanging out in front of their house. I was suspicious and kept an eye on him. When Cassidy and I got back from our walk, he decided to leave the area, but left a small boom box on the sidewalk blasting out 70's rock. It was disturbing to see this beat up piece of electronic sitting all alone, straining to play at the volumes it was instructed to. I turned it off and moved it off to the side, but I do wonder if the strange guy ever went back to get it.

Snowflake
08-18-2007, 09:26 AM
I just love Charles Pheonix! (http://www.charlesphoenix.com/flaming-astro-weenie-pineapple-from-my-kitchen-2007/)


Now this sounds like a fun swanking (http://www.charlesphoenix.com/tours/) for visiting non-angelenos (like me) a tad spendy, but how fun would it be to be sporting our own mouse ears as we tour?

I've done none of these sites, actually.

Kevy Baby
08-18-2007, 02:55 PM
KB, you might like this one of St. Maarten (http://view.break.com/350055)Freaky cool!

This video always blows my mind - landing in crosswinds (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/39256/crosswinds/)Good piloting, though it appears to be test flights, judging by the generic markings on the plane.

Morrigoon
08-18-2007, 03:17 PM
Holy cow... so it looks my deal is completely dead now, but on the bright side it's dead because the wife has her heart set on this other one we saw today, but they'll only have a shot at it if they offer list price, and do it today, because there's already a counter offer out on it right this moment.

But we decided to look at a couple more in the neighborhood of the one where the deal is falling apart. And one of the ones we walked into, we walked out almost instantly - it smelled and, I kid you not, I approached the kitchen and there was a ROACH ON THE COUNTER! Ew!

... and the husband wanted to know why his wife didn't want to look any further, LOL.

Capt Jack
08-18-2007, 04:34 PM
Among the variety of crap that happened yesterday was one particularly strange occurrence.....this beat up piece of electronic sitting all alone, straining to play at the volumes it was instructed to. ...but I do wonder if the strange guy ever went back to get it.

that is quite odd indeed
highly suspicious even

o,0

alphabassettgrrl
08-18-2007, 04:39 PM
I learned today that heat exhaustion sucks. But the people in the mountain bike club are very nice.

mousepod
08-18-2007, 05:48 PM
Mattress: gone; couch: gone; bedroom furniture: gone; half of our clothing: gone. Thanks to H's folks who took a bunch of the furniture and the local folks who came to our garage sale today and were surprised to see everything marked either $1 or "free", we're paring down for the move.

Now does anyone want a large laserdisc collection (around 1,000 pieces)?

MouseWife
08-18-2007, 08:05 PM
Wow, you really are paring down for your move. Wow.

Sad but I am also curious as to what type of t-shirts you had....

Heat exhaustion does suck!!! It was so hot today!! And those hills!!! I hope you are okay!!!

mousepod
08-18-2007, 08:34 PM
I dumped many old t-shirts (I tend to accumulate them as the most typical souvenir). H tossed them into a "fill a bag for a buck" box. It was funny watching people reading some of the more... interesting... shirts.

Ghoulish Delight
08-18-2007, 08:34 PM
1 year. That's how long it takes for CP and me to pick out a chair.

alphabassettgrrl
08-18-2007, 09:26 PM
I'm ok now. Our route- one little hill, one big hill, a nasty stream crossing (twice), two medium hills on the way back, and apparently one at the end that wasn't real bad, but had something of a steep section. Apparently it was 108 degrees when we were coming back.

I believe it.

Bornieo: Fully Loaded
08-18-2007, 09:40 PM
MOusepod - did you sell the figures?

MouseWife
08-18-2007, 09:42 PM
That is freakin' hot!!!

I am hot here, I don't know the temp but I've been waiting to work out but if I wait too long I'll be asleep!!!

I've been dancing around, enjoying the fact that no one is here to tell me to turn it down, crazy lady!!!

Enjoying some Velvet Revolver, Queens of the Stone Age, and Dirty Sweet, a local San Diego band.

How the heck do you find song lyrics to songs by local bands???? I have googled myself silly and nothing.

Okay, I am going to work out. That's it. If you can ride a bike in that temp I can do my workout in the garage {with a fan and the doors open and ice water at the ready....}

wendybeth
08-18-2007, 10:08 PM
Just got this in an e-mail:

TEN THINGS TO PONDER FOR 2007



> TEN THINGS TO PONDER FOR 2007

>

> #10 Life is sexually transmitted.

>

> #9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.

>

> #8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without
> an

>erection, make him a sandwich.

>

> #7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person
> to

>use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

>

> #6 Some people are like a slinky... Not really good for anything,
> but

>you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

>

> #5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the
> hospital

>dying of nothing.

>

> #4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
> attention

>to criticism.

>

> #3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and
> a

>substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???

>

> #2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the
> world

>is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

>

> AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007:

> We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among
> the

>millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to

>where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located.

> Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of

>immigration?

€uroMeinke
08-18-2007, 10:46 PM
How the heck do you find song lyrics to songs by local bands???? I have googled myself silly and nothing.

I would email them, or send a request to their MySpace

MouseWife
08-19-2007, 12:01 AM
I would email them, or send a request to their MySpace

:blush: I hadn't thought of that.

But that is a good reason to!!! Thank you!! :snap:

mousepod
08-19-2007, 07:06 AM
MOusepod - did you sell the figures?


Yeah... for about a buck a pop. I'm sure there are others stashed somewhere (like all the X-Files figures)... just waiting to be unearthed.

3894
08-19-2007, 03:08 PM
Doggie downer alert.

My beagle was diagnosed with a serious heart condition. Her heart is so enlarged (result of an infection we didn't know about) that she can barely breathe.She's now on three heart meds and may possibly live a day more, a week more, a month more, a year more, a couple of years more - they don't know.

BarTopDancer
08-19-2007, 03:11 PM
:( puppy

mousepod
08-19-2007, 03:42 PM
I'm so sorry to hear that. How old is she?

3894
08-19-2007, 03:55 PM
How old is she?

Seven.

Thanks for your kind words here and via PM. This beagle is one of my kids.

blueerica
08-19-2007, 05:02 PM
So sorry to hear about your doggie, 3894... :(

In other news, I'm devising an iced coffee drip system for my desk. I think it should help me in the coming months.

Matterhorn Fan
08-19-2007, 05:02 PM
Noooooooooooooo! Dogs that cute can't be sick! :(

Best wishes for beagle.

lindyhop
08-19-2007, 05:14 PM
1 year. That's how long it takes for CP and me to pick out a chair.

I understand completely. Actually I moved pretty quickly this time, decided to look for a new mattress a few weeks ago, picked one out on Friday, it was delivered today.

Of course I kept the previous mattress about twice as long as recommended and it was a wreck. I've been trying to sleep around the sagging middle for a few years now.

But I have a new bed! Yay!

Not Afraid
08-19-2007, 08:00 PM
Awwwww! Baby! Have a strong heart, baby girl!

Kevy Baby
08-19-2007, 10:25 PM
#7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.Build a man a fire and you keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.

DreadPirateRoberts
08-20-2007, 06:39 AM
Doggie downer alert.

My beagle was diagnosed with a serious heart condition. Her heart is so enlarged (result of an infection we didn't know about) that she can barely breathe.She's now on three heart meds and may possibly live a day more, a week more, a month more, a year more, a couple of years more - they don't know.

:( I'm sorry

Mousey Girl
08-20-2007, 06:47 AM
Boy starts school today.

Classes begin at 8:10. They open the gates to the campus at 7:45. We live less than 5 mins from the school. He is trying to insist that he be there at 7. I told him no.

Mousey Girl
08-20-2007, 06:48 AM
Oh, and Saturday I sort of disabled all the internet blocks that were placed on my computer. I have no intention of going online, I just thought it was funny.

RStar
08-20-2007, 06:58 AM
Boy starts school today.

Classes begin at 8:10. They open the gates to the campus at 7:45. We live less than 5 mins from the school. He is trying to insist that he be there at 7. I told him no.Excited is he? I hope he feels the same a week from now.

Build a man a fire and you keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.
This is funny, in a sick sort of way.

Doggie downer alert. I'm sorry to hear about this Helen. You, your doggie, and your family are in my prayers. I hope you still have some good times together.

Prudence
08-20-2007, 08:10 AM
My mommy officially starts school today! I'm so proud of her for going forward. Even the giant disaster that was Verizon breaking a water main in their front yard hasn't stopped her. (Somehow, through some debris in the line or whatnot, caused their washing machine to start filling up with water, and because she leaves the machine door open (front loaded) to prevent any accidental machine start-age the water poured out into their home, causing massive water damage to their home as the water spilled into the family room and drained into the basement and replacing all the linoleum upstairs will require asbestos abatement, which means they're going to go ahead with their long-delayed kitchen remodel (since everything has to be torn up anyhow and part of it will be paid for by Verizon/insurance) which means major disruption.) She decided that neither school nor the remodel was negotiable, so if something has to give it will be work. And if they won't give her leave she'll just retire. And they'll give her leave because they're not jerks - and because being the only person in the office who has a clue is a family trait.

And speaking of - finally, more than a year after driving me away, I've heard through the grapevine that my old boss is starting to realize all the unofficial/informal stuff I did for her. My replacement apparently doesn't have quite the knack for soothing over contentious situations that I did, and they are all at each others throats over there. And as a former drill sergeant she doesn't quite have the touchy-feely people skills to handle things. tee-hee!

Snowflake
08-20-2007, 08:16 AM
Go Pru! :-)

RStar
08-20-2007, 08:55 AM
finally, more than a year after driving me away, I've heard through the grapevine that my old boss is starting to realize all the unofficial/informal stuff I did for her. My replacement apparently doesn't have quite the knack for soothing over contentious situations that I did
All right, Pru! May good things come of that, even if it is just the recognition you deserve!

Snowflake
08-20-2007, 09:06 AM
Saturday a manicure and pedi, jungle red!

Broke in the stove with a woktackular thai red curry, delish.

Oven will be broken in this coming weekend, dinner of stuffed pork roast, roasted new potatoes and a lemon creme brulee tart.

I looked longingly at my brioche recipe, I need a weekend free and new baking supplies before I do that. Note to self: need flour, baking powder and yeast.

3894
08-20-2007, 09:15 AM
Saturday a manicure and pedi, jungle red!

Broke in the stove with a woktackular thai red curry, delish.

Oven will be broken in this coming weekend, dinner of stuffed pork roast, roasted new potatoes and a lemon creme brulee tart.

I looked longingly at my brioche recipe, I need a weekend free and new baking supplies before I do that. Note to self: need flour, baking powder and yeast.

Snowflake, honey - you live right. :snap:

alphabassettgrrl
08-20-2007, 09:56 AM
Pru- yay for recognition, however delayed, and yay for your mom going back to school! Sucks to have their home water-damaged, but at least Verizon will pay for some of the damage.

3894- poor doggie. I know how it is when your puppy's not feeling well. **hugs**

blueerica
08-20-2007, 10:04 AM
My mommy officially starts school today!

You know, I was just wondering when that was going to start for her. I'm proud, too... It's never too late for furthering your education! It's amazing that for a lot of people I know that have "gone back" to school, myself included, a lot of circumstances come up as you start going to school... the key is just sticking to it! I'll be keeping her in my thoughts!

Also, regarding your old boss, even though it's late, there is a sort of satisfaction in knowing someone is giving recognition.

blueerica
08-20-2007, 10:07 AM
I love The Onion (http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/hard_to_tell_if_wikipedia)

Hard to tell if Wikipedia Entry on Dada Has Been Vandalized or Not

*le sigh*

Ghoulish Delight
08-20-2007, 10:27 AM
The actual entry is disappointingly academic.

Moonliner
08-20-2007, 10:29 AM
The actual entry is disappointingly academic.

So vandalize edit it.

JWBear
08-20-2007, 10:52 AM
Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39512) :snap:

Snowflake
08-20-2007, 11:55 AM
Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39512) :snap:


Sure glad Dorothy is not in Kansas anymore.:p

Not Afraid
08-20-2007, 04:00 PM
I practice "intelligent falling" on a regular basis.

Snowflake
08-20-2007, 04:04 PM
I practice "intelligent falling" on a regular basis.

much better than my not-elegant falling

Not Afraid
08-20-2007, 04:09 PM
Oh, I do that too.

MouseWife
08-20-2007, 04:17 PM
Not Afriad {and Snowflake, too, since we are talking about falling down...}, I had to chuckle recently when you posted about not skiing {I am sure it was you} because of a lack of coordination.

I had told someone once how clumsy and klutzy I was and they told me to try skiing. I was like 'WHAT??' I know they meant well but how graceful would I be with two broken legs? Hmmm?

So. I stick with hiking and twist my ankle that way but at least {knock on wood} I won't see any bones sticking out all twisted.

Not Afraid
08-20-2007, 04:29 PM
I always wonder just how klutzy I would be if I wasn't in Ballet for 13 years? Oh the horror!

MouseWife
08-20-2007, 04:46 PM
Oh my!! Well, I never did have any professional teaching in dancing. So, imagine. :blush:

I do love to dance, but I just do what I want. I enjoy Tae Bo but end up falling all over the place. So, that is why I do it at home. :D

And, laughing my a$$ off.

The best workout I ever got from tennis was laughing and chasing the ball all over the court. :D

Ponine
08-20-2007, 04:47 PM
I always wonder just how klutzy I would be if I wasn't in Ballet for 13 years? Oh the horror!

Thats easy. Just look at me.

(No wonder you move so well!!!)

Not Afraid
08-20-2007, 04:54 PM
And fall down gracefully. ;)

MouseWife
08-20-2007, 04:58 PM
And fall down gracefully. ;)

Imagine if you'd never danced? ;)

Ponine
08-20-2007, 04:59 PM
Imagine if you'd never danced? ;)

See, thats what I am saying...
All I ever did was tap, thats all about thumping around the room.
I dont fall gracefully at all!!!

MouseWife
08-20-2007, 05:21 PM
See, thats what I am saying...
All I ever did was tap, thats all about thumping around the room.
I dont fall gracefully at all!!!


*chuckle* I see what you mean. Sort of like clogging.

Well, people have told me I 'walk' heavy. WTF does that mean????

Matterhorn Fan
08-20-2007, 05:34 PM
Did anyone see the clogging kid on the finale of So You Think You Can Dance?

Kevy Baby
08-20-2007, 05:55 PM
Five bucks; same as in town.

MouseWife
08-20-2007, 06:29 PM
Matterhorn Fan; No, I did not. Was it quite the sight or what? :)

Kevy Baby, WTF are you talking about? A service?

Mousey Girl
08-20-2007, 06:41 PM
A few weeks ago I fell at Chuy's. I really hit hard, but luckily no damage. The worst part was we had just got there and I fell right after getting out of the car. I couldn't even blame it on alchohol!

BarTopDancer
08-20-2007, 06:49 PM
Five bucks; same as in town.

Kevy Baby, WTF are you talking about? A service?

That's his hourly rate.

madmonkeygirl
08-20-2007, 06:49 PM
As i was finishing up my iced tea from lunchtime from Jack In The Box. Jonny our 4 yr old orange tabby cat decided to help himself literally stuck his head inside the cup and drank iced tea...lmao now this cat eats will eat anything nearly anything and everything but i was like laughing at him drinking the tea...lmao

MouseWife
08-20-2007, 07:15 PM
That's his hourly rate.

Oh, such a bargain! ;)

Or is it?

The kitty needed the tea to wash down the curly fries!!

madmonkeygirl
08-20-2007, 07:23 PM
lol Jonny eats watermelon. It's so funny none of the other animals would even give a second glance at the watermelon but Jonny will eat it and potato chips of any kind. He will put his nose in my food no matter what it is (unless i go out to eat or eat at work i can't get peace while i'm eating) he is right there checking out my food and drink...wonder if i can get him to drink any booze lmao...

BarTopDancer
08-20-2007, 07:41 PM
Oh, such a bargain! ;)

Or is it?

;) :evil:

Prudence
08-20-2007, 10:04 PM
I just finished my 100th online application. I have about 75 left to go. Plus the 72 hardcopy apps already mailed, and about a dozen more that need reference letters, assuming I can get any. This is all I do any more. It's a full-time job.

RStar
08-20-2007, 10:44 PM
175 applications????
Dang, will there be anyone left that HASN'T heard of you after you are finished???

Keep up the good work! I don't think I would have been as agressive as you, but then I'm lazy. So there you have it.....

Mousey Girl
08-21-2007, 07:07 AM
lol Jonny eats watermelon. It's so funny none of the other animals would even give a second glance at the watermelon but Jonny will eat it and potato chips of any kind. He will put his nose in my food no matter what it is (unless i go out to eat or eat at work i can't get peace while i'm eating) he is right there checking out my food and drink...wonder if i can get him to drink any booze lmao...

LOL! Sounds like my house when we eat with the rats out. I did have one that would drink anything I had. She really liked alchoholic beverages. None of the others would touch it, but she would not only drink it with me, but get irritated when it was gone.

Snowflake
08-21-2007, 09:14 AM
Well, my roomate is now in Mexico, she's loving it and will like as not stay until February. Wheeeeee!

I've got papers all over the living room, sorting research material, print outs from microfilm and am heading to Staples today for 2 new file crates.

DreadPirateRoberts
08-21-2007, 09:19 AM
Well, my roomate is now in Mexico, she's loving it and will like as not stay until February. Wheeeeee!

I've got papers all over the living room, sorting research material, print outs from microfilm and am heading to Staples today for 2 new file crates.

This isn't the first time she's gone down there, is it? What does she do?

Prudence
08-21-2007, 09:20 AM
175 applications????
Dang, will there be anyone left that HASN'T heard of you after you are finished???


At times I ponder whether if I send enough out someone might hire me just so I'll stop sending applications.

I don't think that's an actual sentence, but my brain is too tired to fix it.

Snowflake
08-21-2007, 09:47 AM
This isn't the first time she's gone down there, is it? What does she do?

She's hopping to retire there, but in September is a 2 week Mariachi festival that she goes to in this ancient (and beautiful) theater. She's rented an apartment in Chapala (by the lake) and is really enjoying it there, she says it's paradise. I'll go down in October for a visit.

Essentially, she's not doing anything but enjoying herself.

DreadPirateRoberts
08-21-2007, 09:58 AM
She's hopping to retire there, but in September is a 2 week Mariachi festival that she goes to in this ancient (and beautiful) theater. She's rented an apartment in Chapala (by the lake) and is really enjoying it there, she says it's paradise. I'll go down in October for a visit.

Essentially, she's not doing anything but enjoying herself.

I've heard nice things about the area around Lake Chapala. You'll have a good time down there.

Mousey Girl
08-21-2007, 03:17 PM
I got a rather strange call from my attorney this morning. He said he had talked to David and advised him to talk to his own attorney to , "Learn about the facts of life."

He also asked me to fax him my copy of the original mediation agreement (not the one that he and Dawn had forged). He then had to go to take another call.

I have no idea what is going on, I am just amused with how irritated my attorney is with David.

Prudence
08-21-2007, 03:19 PM
They forged a mediation agreement?!

Ghoulish Delight
08-21-2007, 03:21 PM
At what point does it become criminal fraud?

DreadPirateRoberts
08-21-2007, 03:28 PM
Someone's going to be hoisted on his own petard.

BarTopDancer
08-21-2007, 03:53 PM
And the idiot of the week goes to.......

blueerica
08-21-2007, 04:14 PM
Wow, they forged mediation.

Wow.

I'm telling you, start writing it all down. It's sellable, and... it's real.

Kevy Baby
08-21-2007, 04:17 PM
To get to the other side.

innerSpaceman
08-21-2007, 04:18 PM
Mediation Agreements are confidential. So they can't be admitted into evidence. Not even evidence of their own fraudulentness.



(All true, except for that last part.)

katiesue
08-21-2007, 04:35 PM
I was supposedly served, um leaving it on my door knob where the kid is the one who finds it isn't being served. Not even in an envelope, with a coffee stain on it.

Moron claims that he has my signature which is impossible since I never signed anything. I could have made and issue out of it but it wouldn't have changed anything just delayed things. I didn't get "served" until less than a week before the actual court date.

People do completely idiodic things and think that no one will notice.

Hang in there MG - you're in the right.

Mousey Girl
08-21-2007, 07:22 PM
We went to mediation and came to an agreement, which we both signed. A week later he left an "amended" version of the mediation agreement on my coffee table. The following day he left me a voice mail asking if I had signed it. Well, I didn't sign it, but I sure as heck faxed it to my attorney.

When comparing the official document with the "amended" document, they are totally the same in fonts, even the court case numbers at the top, and the squiggley line down the center. The only problem is that it was in no way an offical document. I know Dawn well enough to know she used the official form to recreate the amended one. I am a whole lot smarter than they are and knew where it came from immediatly.

This all happened in the middle of summer. Part of the amended thing was that Nickolas was to be here one week and there the next, shutteling him back and forth every other week. I knowe why she did this, so that David wouldn't have to pay 1/2 of his summer day care costs.
Now that school is back in session it is a dead issue.

This weekend Nickolas came home with a few gems. His dad told hi mthat we need to disconnect the internet and that I need to get rid of my nails.

LOL He thinks he has the right to dictate my life!!!!

In the meantime he wonders why I am so insistant on getting Nickolas in to see a counselor.

Snowflake
08-21-2007, 07:28 PM
MG, make sure you paint those nails, JUNGLE RED!

He is too much, what an *(*@^#&^@#%&^@#

Capt Jack
08-21-2007, 07:53 PM
paint 'em 773H....


time to start sharpening them

Snowflake
08-21-2007, 08:02 PM
paint 'em 773H....


time to start sharpening them

How do you do that, with the attached images thingie?

Prudence
08-21-2007, 08:32 PM
So, she runs his life so he decides to run yours? Does he think that because he has to pay child support he gets to dictate the line items in your budget?

wendybeth
08-21-2007, 09:13 PM
How do you do that, with the attached images thingie?

Go to make a post, then scroll down: there is a 'Manage attachments' tab that allows you to load images from your comp or url.

lashbear
08-22-2007, 08:16 AM
Doggie downer alert.

My beagle was diagnosed with a serious heart condition. Her heart is so enlarged (result of an infection we didn't know about) that she can barely breathe.She's now on three heart meds and may possibly live a day more, a week more, a month more, a year more, a couple of years more - they don't know.

Big Hugs from the LashPair. :(

BarTopDancer
08-22-2007, 09:09 AM
We went to mediation and came to an agreement, which we both signed. A week later he left an "amended" version of the mediation agreement on my coffee table. The following day he left me a voice mail asking if I had signed it. Well, I didn't sign it, but I sure as heck faxed it to my attorney.

When comparing the official document with the "amended" document, they are totally the same in fonts, even the court case numbers at the top, and the squiggley line down the center. The only problem is that it was in no way an offical document. I know Dawn well enough to know she used the official form to recreate the amended one. I am a whole lot smarter than they are and knew where it came from immediatly.

This all happened in the middle of summer. Part of the amended thing was that Nickolas was to be here one week and there the next, shutteling him back and forth every other week. I knowe why she did this, so that David wouldn't have to pay 1/2 of his summer day care costs.
Now that school is back in session it is a dead issue.

This weekend Nickolas came home with a few gems. His dad told hi mthat we need to disconnect the internet and that I need to get rid of my nails.

LOL He thinks he has the right to dictate my life!!!!

In the meantime he wonders why I am so insistant on getting Nickolas in to see a counselor.

What a tool. Still trying to control you. Maybe they should disconnect their internet and cable and get rid of all their miscellaneous expenses.

Ponine
08-22-2007, 09:30 AM
This weekend Nickolas came home with a few gems. His dad told hi mthat we need to disconnect the internet and that I need to get rid of my nails.

LOL He thinks he has the right to dictate my life!!!!

In the meantime he wonders why I am so insistant on getting Nickolas in to see a counselor.

MG, I should know this, but how old is your boy?
I've been slowly teaching mine that its not his job to ferry information. I wont ask him about Daddy, and if I have messages, I can call, or use email. Or heaven forbid, send a note.
I'm sure you have told yours the same, I just know that for me, thats been the hardest lesson.

I have been trying to tell him, his job is to be a kid, go to school, and work hard.
NOT be a go between.

Kevy Baby
08-22-2007, 09:37 AM
MG, make sure you paint those nails, JUNGLE RED!

He is too much, what an *(*@^#&^@#%&^@#And grew 'em nice and long

http://www.nailpassion.com/famousf/laurettaadams/wnlaurettaadams.jpg

katiesue
08-22-2007, 09:40 AM
MG, I should know this, but how old is your boy?
I've been slowly teaching mine that its not his job to ferry information. I wont ask him about Daddy, and if I have messages, I can call, or use email. Or heaven forbid, send a note.
I'm sure you have told yours the same, I just know that for me, thats been the hardest lesson.

I have been trying to tell him, his job is to be a kid, go to school, and work hard.
NOT be a go between.


Well put. This is one of the hardest things I have to do as well. I don't ask her anything about what happens at Dads. She tells me sometimes this or that but I don't question her. Her Dad of course is another matter. He also thinks he can still tell me what to do in my own house. Whatever.

MG - Counseling is a great idea. We did some through the school which helped her a lot. Just a neutral party that she could work her feelings through with.

Ghoulish Delight
08-22-2007, 10:37 AM
Am I really this bored?

So I've got this friend at work. He's generally an upbeat kind of guy, but the kind that really wishes he didn't have to do this crap for a living. So to keep himself sane, he likes to mess with people. Nothing horribly malicious, just little things.

One of his favorites is to shift the coffee maker around. We've got a fancy automatic coffee maker that you can just stick these little packets in and it spits out a cup of coffee. The packets are in a rack that sits right next to the machine. He goes into the break room, and just kinda slides the rack out a little bit, then he takes one of the coffee packets off the rack and puts it on top.

Like I said, nothing malicious, but it gives him no end of amusement when he hears people trying to figure it out. "Who keeps doing that? It's annoying!"

So today I figured he deserved a little messing with of his own. I did a clip art search, found a coffee maker image, and printed up a sign that says, "Please do not move coffee-making equipment" and taped it to the rack. That should throw him for a loop. :D

Yup, I'm that bored.

Kevy Baby
08-22-2007, 10:46 AM
Yep; that's bored!

Ghoulish Delight
08-22-2007, 10:46 AM
Hahahaha, he just came by to inform me of the sign. :D I almost lost it before he even said a word. His first reaction was, "Well, the packet rack isn't really 'coffee making equipment', so it doesn't apply." Now his plan is to gradually drip coffee on it until someone removes it, then go back to sliding the rack around.

Morrigoon
08-22-2007, 01:24 PM
Except you can easily print up a fresh one daily, thus further messing with his mind ;)

blueerica
08-22-2007, 01:30 PM
It's office games like that which (with the right frame of mind) can make the very mundane enjoyable. He'll probably like the "sparring." :D

BarTopDancer
08-22-2007, 01:31 PM
My insides are shaking from too much caffeine.

Morrigoon
08-22-2007, 01:36 PM
Starting to sound a lot like Office Space, LOL.

Ghoulish Delight
08-22-2007, 01:38 PM
It's office games like that which (with the right frame of mind) can make the very mundane enjoyable. He'll probably like the "sparring." :D
He's loving it. I walked by him, and all he said was, "It still say it's not coffee making equipment. It's a fvcking packet holder."

I pointed out that the clip art "they" chose doesn't even look like our coffee machine, so clearly it doesn't apply.

Hmm, CP has access to a laminating machine at work. If he does start dripping coffee on it...

blueerica
08-22-2007, 01:45 PM
:evil:

Gemini Cricket
08-22-2007, 02:01 PM
You're a towel!

Prudence
08-22-2007, 02:05 PM
So, the rejections are starting to pour in. Personally, I'd rather they not send them. I like the "we received your application and we'll call you if we're interested" postcards, but who needs a stack of rejection letters? Or rejection email, as I'm now also getting.

And they all say something like: "With your impressive qualifications, I'm certain you will have no trouble securing a clerkship position elsewhere." What a load of crap. Sure, hypothetically it seems possible, but empirical evidence shows that no one is the slightest bit interested in moi. So stop telling me how "certain" you are. If you have to say something, say something useful. "Your school isn't even in the top 50 -- what were you thinking?!" Whatever. Or say nothing. I could do without the puffery.

Gemini Cricket
08-22-2007, 02:06 PM
I'm PMSing.
I'm over-emotional today for some reason.
I'm grouchy one minute and not the next.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.



:D

Morrigoon
08-22-2007, 02:15 PM
He's loving it. I walked by him, and all he said was, "It still say it's not coffee making equipment. It's a fvcking packet holder."

I pointed out that the clip art "they" chose doesn't even look like our coffee machine, so clearly it doesn't apply.

Hmm, CP has access to a laminating machine at work. If he does start dripping coffee on it...
You COULD do it that way, but it seems far funnier to let him drip coffee on it and have the coffee "disappear" daily as the sign gets replaced by an identical, equally coffee absorbent paper sign :evil:

Matterhorn Fan
08-22-2007, 02:16 PM
I got an email today from the Orlando Sentinel. The subject line said "It's Our Business To Know Everyone Else's!"

LSPoorEeyorick
08-22-2007, 02:19 PM
Starting to sound a lot like Office Space, LOL.

Or The Office.

I think Greg wins the yogurt-lid top.
Flonkerton, anyone?

Gemini Cricket
08-22-2007, 02:21 PM
Ooooh! The Office.
John Krasinski! He's dreamy.
:)

Snowflake
08-22-2007, 02:22 PM
So, the rejections are starting to pour in. Personally, I'd rather they not send them. I like the "we received your application and we'll call you if we're interested" postcards, but who needs a stack of rejection letters? Or rejection email, as I'm now also getting.



Poo on them. All of them.

Does not help you, I know. I wish I had a magic wand for a clerkship for you.
Alas, I'm but a useless cog in the wheel of law, a paper pusher.

Capt Jack
08-22-2007, 04:34 PM
You COULD do it that way, but it seems far funnier to let him drip coffee on it and have the coffee "disappear" daily as the sign gets replaced by an identical, equally coffee absorbent paper sign :evil:

delightfully low-dose evil

no real harm, but hes liable to go bald from scratching his head wondering.
I like it.

one pirate point for joo
:argghh:

Ghoulish Delight
08-22-2007, 04:43 PM
no real harm, but hes liable to go bald from scratching his head wondering.
I like it.
He's already going bald, but he's got that covered. A hair transplant surgeon married into the family and he's getting the family discount.

Moonliner
08-22-2007, 04:44 PM
You COULD do it that way, but it seems far funnier to let him drip coffee on it and have the coffee "disappear" daily as the sign gets replaced by an identical, equally coffee absorbent paper sign :evil:


Along with an addendum:

"Please take care not to spill hot coffee"

Moonliner
08-22-2007, 04:45 PM
A hair transplant surgeon married into the family and he's getting the family discount.

That's one worry I don't have. I'm married, I've procreated. My hair has done it's job. At this point it can stay or go, it makes me no never-mind.

wendybeth
08-22-2007, 06:31 PM
I'm PMSing.
I'm over-emotional today for some reason.
I'm grouchy one minute and not the next.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.



:D

No, it sounds like you're pregnant.

Mousey Girl
08-22-2007, 07:06 PM
Nickolas is 10. I am not pumping him for info, he just wants to tell me what they have said about me. I don't react to it (and call a friend out of his earshot).

They don't have internet and it is buggin the snot out of David that we still have ours. He also knows it is my main connection to the outside world. As for what he can give up, I already have a comeback, should he have the balls to say something to my face.

Since he moved in with her his drinking has been out of control. I know her drink of choice is JD in Pepsi. His is beer. His drinking alone, is more than $10/day. It is more than double the cost of my claws and internet access. Since I refuse to drink alone, and seldom go out, my alchohol costs are nil.

I am still waiting for my alleged drug use to come up again.

Gemini Cricket
08-22-2007, 07:07 PM
No, it sounds like you're pregnant.
I knew it. And I hate kids!
:D



I'm kidding of course.
:evil:

Ponine
08-23-2007, 09:01 AM
Nickolas is 10. I am not pumping him for info, he just wants to tell me what they have said about me. I don't react to it (and call a friend out of his earshot).


Oh dont misunderstand me, I didnt mean to imply that you are/were pumping him for info.
I chose to have this talk with MY child after I found out his father was covertly pumping him for information about me.

I needed to know, for my own sake, that he understood that I felt that wasnt his job. That he knew he had the right to tell his father, "you can ask Mommy"

And yeah... if I hear that I should give up my nails... I'd be annoyed. I'm sorry you have HOW MANY online game accounts?

BarTopDancer
08-23-2007, 10:03 AM
"I'm sorry that you chose to have an affair and destroy our family. But now we are divorced and you no longer have a say in my life. So please abide by the court agreement and refrain from thinking that you have any bit of control over what I do anymore. Oh and by the way. Apparently you think walking out on your son didn't do enough damage. So if you want to prolong the counseling sessions he will be attending, please keep pumping him for information about me. I find it amusing that you still care enough to know what I am doing with my life."

Snowflake
08-23-2007, 11:28 AM
Patent Office webinar this morning. Rules changes in November. My head is going to explode now.

DreadPirateRoberts
08-23-2007, 11:29 AM
Patent Office webinar this morning. Rules changes in November. My head is going to explode now.

Job Security

Snowflake
08-23-2007, 11:35 AM
Job Security

Well, I hope so, but sheesh, this is going to be complicated. I thought they were streamlining the process, they are, for the PTO, not the applicants!

RStar
08-23-2007, 01:00 PM
Patent Office webinar this morning. Rules changes in November. My head is going to explode now.

Just be sure to put a plastic bag over your head prior to the main event to minimise the mess. Thank you.

:D

Kevy Baby
08-23-2007, 01:05 PM
I just found out that there is a Deaf Smith County (http://www.co.deaf-smith.tx.us/ips/cms) in Texas. Amusing name.

I also deal with mailings going to older folks (age 65) in the South (particularly Arkansas, South Carolina and East Texas). I see some VERY interesting names. I wish I could post them.

Morrigoon
08-23-2007, 01:49 PM
Whoa! Go check out www.msn.com right now

(one of the featured items is this (http://cityguides.msn.com/citylife/article.aspx?cp-documentid=5317443&GT1=10269))

Snowflake
08-23-2007, 01:53 PM
Edited cause I stupidly missed the original link, d'oh!

Fabulous! I'd like all of that back, please.

Gemini Cricket
08-23-2007, 01:53 PM
Whoa! Go check out www.msn.com (http://www.msn.com) right now

(one of the featured items is this (http://cityguides.msn.com/citylife/article.aspx?cp-documentid=5317443&GT1=10269))
Awesome.
I agree with it all.
Wouldn't it be nice if some bigwig at the park read that and said, "Hmm. Why did we get rid of that? Let's bring it back."
:)

Ghoulish Delight
08-23-2007, 01:57 PM
Yeah, I really like what he wrote. We should invite Mr. VanderKnyff to the LoT.

Ghoulish Delight
08-23-2007, 02:09 PM
Update on Operation Decaf Decoy

So today I checked in and not only had he spilled coffee on the sign, he left a used coffee stirrer on it. A very nice touch. Interestingly, I guess the guy that maintains the cup and coffee packet supply doesn't care because he hasn't removed the sign.

Current plan of record: He goes home at 4. After he goes home, I will print a new sign and replace the dirty one. I will also print a second one out for CP to get laminated to be put in place Monday assuming he continues to try to do stuff to the unlaminated one to get it removed.

Snowflake
08-23-2007, 02:12 PM
Update on Operation Decaf Decoy

Current plan of record: He goes home at 4. After he goes home, I will print a new sign and replace the dirty one. I will also print a second one out for CP to get laminated to be put in place Monday assuming he continues to try to do stuff to the unlaminated one to get it removed.

Visible mind-messing mojo, GD. :cheers:

wendybeth
08-23-2007, 08:09 PM
I just found out that there is a Deaf Smith County (http://www.co.deaf-smith.tx.us/ips/cms) in Texas. Amusing name.

I also deal with mailings going to older folks (age 65) in the South (particularly Arkansas, South Carolina and East Texas). I see some VERY interesting names. I wish I could post them.

I had to check out that website, if only to try and discover the origin of the name. In the news section, this is the only item listed:


Deaf Smith releases new website

December 1, 2005; Deaf Smith Webmaster
Deaf Smith releases a new and more user friendly website. The look-and-feel of the site has changed, but we feel that you as the user will find the site easier to navigate, as well as search for content on the site with the new Search feature.

No news at all for nearly two years? Yeah, I wanna go there.:rolleyes:

Mousey Girl
08-23-2007, 08:31 PM
The Boy is going to force me to set passwords on the internet, to prevent him from being online. He is fighting me when I tell him that his time is up. I have had enough. To be honest, having it doen to me at work is what really prompted me to think about taking this route. I just hate having to do it.

Morrigoon
08-23-2007, 09:06 PM
Best. Client. Meeting. Ever.

*drool*

Capt Jack
08-23-2007, 09:29 PM
The Boy is going to force me to set passwords on the internet...I just hate having to do it.

with everything out in cyber anymore...yeah, you gotta be the gatekeeper for it (IMHO)

it really is in his best interests all around

as far as work. yeah, my life has been all about passwords and access for years. a necessary evil

Morrigoon
08-23-2007, 10:37 PM
Soooo....

I posted a Bats Day TR over on MC.
http://www.micechat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=75308

ozron
08-24-2007, 12:17 AM
I've tried hard since being single to avoid stereotypical bachelor behaviors, but I had a moment the other day.

I bought new underwear.

Why did I buy new underwear?

I didn't feel like doing laundry that evening.

Morrigoon
08-24-2007, 12:23 AM
You have to be a bachelor to do that? Oops ;)

SacTown Chronic
08-24-2007, 07:24 AM
Under-wear?

BarTopDancer
08-24-2007, 08:31 AM
I've tried hard since being single to avoid stereotypical bachelor behaviors, but I had a moment the other day.

I bought new underwear.

Why did I buy new underwear?

I didn't feel like doing laundry that evening.

I have friends who buy whole new outfits.

BarTopDancer
08-24-2007, 08:35 AM
My roommate has to put his kitty down today. Poor kitty is really sick and isn't eating. I so sad :(

DreadPirateRoberts
08-24-2007, 09:00 AM
My roommate has to put his kitty down today. Poor kitty is really sick and isn't eating. I so sad :(

I'm sorry :(

katiesue
08-24-2007, 09:10 AM
I have friends who buy whole new outfits.


I do that. I also have a lot of sheets and towels for the same reason.

I'm much better now that I have a washer/dryer of my own. When I had to schelp to the laundry room buying new was just easier.

Snowflake
08-24-2007, 09:21 AM
My roommate has to put his kitty down today. Poor kitty is really sick and isn't eating. I so sad :(

:( :(
So sorry BTD. Poor kitty. :(

Strangler Lewis
08-24-2007, 09:40 AM
Sorry to hear that. That's always hard.

Kevy Baby
08-24-2007, 09:51 AM
Under-wear?Under there

Gemini Cricket
08-24-2007, 01:19 PM
For some reason, I'm itching to watch "Fellowship of the Rings".
I think my copy's still in Boston...
:)

Snowflake
08-24-2007, 01:28 PM
For some reason, I'm itching to watch "Fellowship of the Rings".
I think my copy's still in Boston...
:)

Netflix can scratch the itch, by the time it arrives, the itch will be gone, no doubt.

lindyhop
08-24-2007, 01:38 PM
Did you know there's a disco version of "Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood"? I had the dubious pleasure of trying to dance to it last night. For some reason the music itself sounds like the soundtrack for a Mexican adventure movie. Zorro should appear at any moment.

I like Hustle a lot. But the music sucks big time.

blueerica
08-24-2007, 02:18 PM
I have friends who buy whole new outfits.

J has done this. It's why he's got a bigger wardrobe than I have.

Gemini Cricket
08-24-2007, 02:25 PM
Did you know there's a disco version of "Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood"? I had the dubious pleasure of trying to dance to it last night. For some reason the music itself sounds like the soundtrack for a Mexican adventure movie. Zorro should appear at any moment.

I like Hustle a lot. But the music sucks big time.
Now I have "Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood" AND "The Hustle" in my head.
It's a weird mash-up.
:D

RStar
08-24-2007, 02:39 PM
Did you know there's a disco version of "Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood"?
Yup. I don't know if it's the same version, but I use to dance to it at discos in the San Gabriel Valley back in the late 70's. :eek:

DreadPirateRoberts
08-24-2007, 02:46 PM
Did you know there's a disco version of "Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood"?

I thought that had been outlawed by the Geneva Convention.

Cadaverous Pallor
08-24-2007, 02:53 PM
Did you know there's a disco version of "Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood"? I had the dubious pleasure of trying to dance to it last night. For some reason the music itself sounds like the soundtrack for a Mexican adventure movie. Zorro should appear at any moment.
That's a guilty pleasure song for me! :)

I thought that had been outlawed by the Geneva Convention.Hey, you're making me feel guilty...

Snowflake
08-24-2007, 03:13 PM
Go figure, part of the reason I move back to CA is because Mom is getting up there in age and I wanted to be closer. This proved wise enough earlier when she had her surgery and her (as she calls them) little incidents. So much for sentiment, Mom is leaving me in the dust and moving to Hawaii with my sister!
Her originally planned trip was postponed, she got clearance to travel and is going to be staying there very soon. Go Mom! :) :(

BarTopDancer
08-24-2007, 03:40 PM
Now you have a very good reason to go to Hawaii!

mousepod
08-24-2007, 04:37 PM
...or move to LA.

innerSpaceman
08-24-2007, 04:37 PM
I had an itch to watch "Fellowship of the Ring" last week, and I did.

The itch was over long before the movie, so I don't think Netflix would have been an option.

Capt Jack
08-24-2007, 04:50 PM
I get those movie cravings too. Last one was the original Matrix.

Kevy Baby
08-24-2007, 06:20 PM
There are disco versions of a lot of songs that should not have been "disco-ized". At the radio station I worked at in college, we had disco versions of both Stairway to Heaven and Whole Lotta Love. True disco. It was painful.

Mousey Girl
08-24-2007, 08:21 PM
For some reason, I'm itching to watch "Fellowship of the Rings".
I think my copy's still in Boston...
:)

OMG!!! That is too funny! I came home early tonight to start Triolgy weekend!!

Gemini Cricket
08-24-2007, 08:25 PM
OMG!!! That is too funny! I came home early tonight to start Triolgy weekend!!
Awesome!
I was even thinking of going to Target and buying yet another version of the trilogy. I think it's the version with the extended versions of the movie on two discs and little to no extras. I may just do that.
:)

innerSpaceman
08-24-2007, 08:52 PM
Funny, but when I watch Fellowship (which is really the only one I'm likely to ever watch), I watch the Theatrical Version.

IMO, the extended versions of the other two are far superior to what was put out in theaters, but not so for Fellowship. Oh, there are one or two nifty added scenes ... but the editing and shot selections of three important sections is really much better in the original cut.

Morrigoon
08-24-2007, 11:24 PM
Was there a cemetary screening tonight or something? This board's been awfully quiet...

Prudence
08-25-2007, 12:33 AM
I got to dump the spouse off to have Man Time (chaperoned by a three year old girl) while I did dinner and a movie with my library school bud. I never go out on Friday nights, so that's actually rather odd.

BarTopDancer
08-25-2007, 10:40 AM
Aside from the flaming roll of paper towel thrown into the crowd the Marylin Manson concert was amazing. Got to see myMatt, who would make a great Jack Skellington for Halloween.

The opening act of Slayer on the other hand... well I'm just glad we stayed outside the entire time. Some scary people showed up for Slayer (and then left).

RStar
08-25-2007, 11:40 AM
Some scary people showed up for Slayer (and then left).The word "DUH" came to mind....

I had Margarita Night at my house, and was up until 1:30am, which is quite a feet for this old man getting close to 50 years old! :rolleyes: My Margaritas are getting quite famous, so they draw a crowd.:D Not to mention the Tiki Hut decorated with pink falmingo lights in the back yard next to the pond and water fall.

I need an old man icon ;) ......

Mousey Girl
08-25-2007, 12:25 PM
I prefer the extended version of all 3, especially the first one. I love the scenes in the Shire and of the Elves.

Right now I am contemplating locking up PoohDog ion the side of the house. The people behind us are having a wedding the their back yard. He keeps barking. I don't think I would feel as bad if they hadn't rented everything from my company and I didn't know how much it was costing them.

alphabassettgrrl
08-25-2007, 05:14 PM
Sorry I wasn't on last night - we went to see Wicked!!!!!!!!

I cried during a couple of the songs but especially during Defy Gravity and the thing with her skirt. I mean, I was expecting a flying bit but they really did it up.

Fantastic. Now I want to see it again.

Gn2Dlnd
08-25-2007, 05:53 PM
^ Wow! I went Thursday night, what an amazing show. Not a single performer on stage was marking, everyone was excellent, Eden is phenomenally gifted, the costumes, sets, effects, orchestra - just stunning. I cried throughout most of the first act!

My only caveat, if you go for the lottery and don't win, and if you opt for the $45.00 tickets, you're likely to be sitting amongst the gummos of the world. Absolutely no idea of how to behave in a theatre. You gets what you pays for.

I am planning to go again.

innerSpaceman
08-25-2007, 05:57 PM
One of the best things about Wicked at the Pantages is that the theater is just as resplendently beautiful as the show.

Prudence
08-25-2007, 07:01 PM
We had our first vocal recital today.

I survived.

That's about all I can say about it.

Prudence
08-25-2007, 11:28 PM
crapcrapcrapcrapcrap

They recorded me. Damn sneaky voice teacher and voice teacher's husband.

CoasterMatt
08-26-2007, 12:05 AM
crapcrapcrapcrapcrap

They recorded me. Damn sneaky voice teacher and voice teacher's husband.

Link, please?

Prudence
08-26-2007, 01:01 AM
Link, please?

Not on your life!

Morrigoon
08-26-2007, 01:28 AM
My only caveat, if you go for the lottery and don't win, and if you opt for the $45.00 tickets, you're likely to be sitting amongst the gummos of the world. Absolutely no idea of how to behave in a theatre. You gets what you pays for.


Well, apparently tonight they (gummos) were at the Hollywood Bowl - I swear I wanted to throw my grapes at this one drunk guy who was actually talking LOUDER so he could be heard over the music!

Mousey Girl
08-26-2007, 07:48 AM
*yawn*

Not much sleep last night. I received the court papers in the mail yesterday. Now, hopefully Asshat will see how much money he owes me. I thought I would get the summer daycare funds on Friday. Instead there was a letter from the bank about the still open joint account saying that it was overdrawn. No explanation of why it was overdrawn. So now I get to spend Wednesday morning at the bank sorting it out (he has the statement going to his address). I have 1 credit company who is still making automatic payments, even htough I have been requesting that they stop. I am going to have the bank stop it and then see if I can get my name off the account.

BarTopDancer
08-26-2007, 11:46 AM
The condo I was renting in RSM is up for rent again. Guess he couldn't sell it for what he was asking. I found out he had rented it out again for the same price he was charging me and now I found it on Craigslist for $175 more. I wonder what happened to the people who moved in in June.

Kevy Baby
08-26-2007, 02:32 PM
I wonder what happened to the people who moved in in June.They moved out.

alphabassettgrrl
08-26-2007, 02:42 PM
One of the best things about Wicked at the Pantages is that the theater is just as resplendently beautiful as the show.

I couldn't agree more. I want to see it again. :) Probably from a house-left balcony seat if I can arrange that. I have to look where the $32 tickets are; hubby's not so happy about paying $100 again.

Mousey Girl
08-26-2007, 05:48 PM
I just kicked Nick out of the house. I told him to go ride his bike twice around the block.

"Mom, I need a new helmet."

"Why, too small?"

"No there's a spider web in it."

Kevy Baby
08-26-2007, 06:08 PM
Man, the kid's a wus!


:D

BarTopDancer
08-26-2007, 06:25 PM
Sounds like something I would do.

RStar
08-26-2007, 08:10 PM
I just kicked Nick out of the house.When I did that with my son he was not allowed to come back, and he had to take all of his stuff with him.



Of course he was 18 and selling drugs.........

Gemini Cricket
08-26-2007, 08:46 PM
zapppop and I sang the entire score for Remember in the esplanade at Disneyland last night during the fireworks. We felt that the cheap-as s people watching fireworks in the Esplanade needed to hear the full experience. It was fun.

:D

MouseWife
08-26-2007, 09:46 PM
Hey!!! I take offense to that cheap a-ss people comment!!!

Seriously, sometimes when we're in town and are there for dinner or something, it is a treat to stand around and watch the fireworks. :p

ARGH! I can't wait for our trip up. Focusing on school/work/house but I have my eye on the prize...:snap:

Prudence
08-26-2007, 09:55 PM
Tomorrow is the first day of my LAST SEMESTER of school. Classes this go 'round: health law, medical fraud, and UCC/secured transactions. The countdown is now under four months.


And I still don't have a post-graduation job. :(

Kevy Baby
08-26-2007, 10:07 PM
And I still don't have a post-graduation job. :(Neither do I and I graduated in 1990 :eek:

Ghoulish Delight
08-27-2007, 08:45 AM
No better way to start my morning than by spilling a bunch of tea all over my desk. Especially since for the first time in several weeks I felt like putting sugar in it, so things will be nice and extra sticky. Hooray!

Capt Jack
08-27-2007, 08:50 AM
could be worse. could be in your lap

BarTopDancer
08-27-2007, 08:57 AM
Woke up at 5am for no reason. Got back to sleep at 6:30. Just in time for the alarm to go off.

Yippie!

Gemini Cricket
08-27-2007, 09:32 AM
Woke up at 5am for no reason. Got back to sleep at 6:30. Just in time for the alarm to go off.

Yippie!
I got a client call at 4:30am. Couldn't fall asleep again for 1 whole hour. Bleh.

blueerica
08-27-2007, 10:09 AM
I so fricking pissed at Sprint right now...

So... my contract is up today, so I can cancel. Well the F-ers have my billing cycle set to end on the 26th, and since today is the 27th (the first day I could cancel), I have to start a new month. Apparently, they don't prorate the last month, and I wanna call BS on that - except that I'm feeling sick as a dog today. Why would they not prorate?


Ugh, ugh ugh!!! kjflda;ndjfkad;lf!!

Ghoulish Delight
08-27-2007, 10:14 AM
That's good info. When our time is up, I'll be sure to call before my contract is up and say, "Cancel at the end of the contract month."

blueerica
08-27-2007, 10:18 AM
Ah ha... you'd think that would be the answer, right?

When I double checked for my date a couple of months ago, I asked if I could do that and set it up so it ends then - they said "no."

Also, I realize that my billing began the day before I could end my contract, so the sneaky bastards have me caught for another month, even if they could have done it for me automatically. I would check into your contract end date and your billing cycle date to see if they have you in the same corner.

I don't know why they wouldn't prorate me. Verizon prorated my grandma's cell phone.... BJDkf shfdkahj!!!

I hate Sprint.

Ghoulish Delight
08-27-2007, 10:22 AM
Time to call the BBB. You had a contract for 24 months, not 25. That's a load of crap.

Prudence
08-27-2007, 11:02 AM
It's amazing how much adrenalin can build up in your system between the time you receive the email saying one of your grades has posted and the time your jittery fingers can log into the student info system and pull up your transcript.

To my complete shock, I received an A in Professional Responsibility.

Now I can go back to computing the "worst cases scenario" GPA for my international law grade.

Snowflake
08-27-2007, 11:04 AM
It's amazing how much adrenalin can build up in your system between the time you receive the email saying one of your grades has posted and the time your jittery fingers can log into the student info system and pull up your transcript.

To my complete shock, I received an A in Professional Responsibility.

Now I can go back to computing the "worst cases scenario" GPA for my international law grade.

I'm not shocked! Yay Pru!:snap:

Snowflake
08-27-2007, 11:05 AM
I'm going to Virginia in November. A seminar (ick) and visiting old friends (yay).

Wonder if I will do any of the touristy things I did not do when I lived there?

Now I need to buy some clothes! Ack!

alphabassettgrrl
08-27-2007, 11:05 AM
Congrats on your A! :) **hugs**